/qa/ - Question & Answer

>Atemporal/Karkat/Kris is admin Thrembo and will save the party and mog Quote, Kuz, Doll, Froot, Joot, Zoot, Ñoot, Foot, Root, Mustard (sissified), Broot, Gold and whoever the fuck else that vied for power at any point in time.

HTSMs get filtered in this post, don't bother.

When I become admin of the soysphere, which I will and has already been foretold, I promise you that I will expel the scourge that is killing soy from our precious land, including but not limited to: gore, boymoddering, boykissering sinister blud terrorgram cults, secret societies (except my own teehee), hostile cords, trannybaiting, bbc baiting, furry bait-malicious spam, satanists, anti-Christians, vinluv and sidson spam, unironic trannies, pooners, lesbians, hostile fags (see soybooru gay people), ongezellig bbc bait, I will expand the presence of BMC (big mexican cock), I will ban goatse but not cado, I will ban UTTPedos and any reference to it, I will ban averi baiting, I will ban cryptic furry-tranny cults infiltrating by attempting to normalize their slop like bunlith via jakking, I will ban furry indie animations, I will ban super saging and thread derailing, I will ban terrorgram, I will ban Vivian and Kara and those sinister bluds literal whos, I will ban mentally ill SEAmonkey femboys making attention whore threads, I will ban sissyjaks and that kind of stuff that induces lust, and I will keep the policy of not letting cutebooru's misandry cult-organization within any reach of power in this site so that they cannot subvert it or make trannyhood acceptable as they are doing on the wiki and soybooru, I will stop the nigger in /soy/ derailing threads with his reply spam, in other words I will de-enshittify the site and the sphere; I will also forbid splinter-namefag-telegram-literalwho-worship cult cucks from enshittifying the site with their SNCA edits. I will keep OGD because it's funny and because it pisses off rulecucked sites of the soysphere and its rulecucked masters, I will also instill a campaign of mercy towards autistic users and drop the shitflinging of neurotypicals against them. Drawfags and draw-whores who hit us with the BNWO-fication shit of female sharty characters will also be kicked to the curb. Needless to say, the great wall of fire against soybooru namefaggery cults and hordes will continue to be maintained and enforced, unless I personally like them and unless they kiss my ass, then I may reconsider it.

I will also make Atemporal a prime element of sharty culture and create a board for it to be posted by me, the story, that is.

Under me, all forced coal as FPE-zellig-furry shit was will be stopped before it gets the chance to be memed on youtube by youtubefags and be forcefully converted into something that is a thing in the culture, so that we don't have to deal with oldtroon larpers telling us: "It was always sharty culture newfag" when we call it out.

The day may not come tomorrow or until I am 30
>pushing 30
But if I become owner of the soysphere as some have already foretold, this is what I will carry out with great efficiency.

It's also what I plan to do in my own splinter when I get around making it.

Not everything will go smoothly, some things I will be unfair in and some choices I will make will get many hunkies to leave the site in protest, but you know what they say, can't break an egg without making a few omelets. I may or not retract any of these promises due to any possible future change in the landscape.

The cacacaust will endure as well. No cacas. Under me hackerniggerfails will not stand a single chance, opsec will be the best it has ever been. Niggers will die and we shall have… peace.

The day may never come actually. But it's cool to think about. Falseflagging will also be forbidden, posting will be exported from /pol/'s model, everyone under a flag or a VPN, or at the very least IDs everywhere.

And no, average HTSM-brained user, I don't want your fucking data, I just want subversive agents out and consistent prevention of their usual shitstaining and raiding.