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>Atemporal/Karkat/Kris is admin Thrembo and will save the party and mog Quote, Kuz, Doll, Froot, Joot, Zoot, Ñoot, Foot, Root, Mustard (sissified), Broot, Gold and whoever the fuck else that vied for power at any point in time.
When I become admin of the soysphere, which I will and has already been foretold, I promise you that I will expel the scourge that is killing soy from our precious land, including but not limited to: gore, boymoddering, boykissering sinister blud terrorgram cults, secret societies (except my own teehee), hostile cords, trannybaiting, bbc baiting, furry bait-malicious spam, satanists, anti-Christians, vinluv and sidson spam, unironic trannies, pooners, lesbians, hostile fags (see soybooru gay people), ongezellig bbc bait, I will expand the presence of BMC (big mexican cock), I will ban goatse but not cado, I will ban UTTPedos and any reference to it, I will ban averi baiting, I will ban cryptic furry-tranny cults infiltrating by attempting to normalize their slop like bunlith via jakking, I will ban furry indie animations, I will ban super saging and thread derailing, I will ban terrorgram, I will ban Vivian and Kara and those sinister bluds literal whos, I will ban mentally ill SEAmonkey femboys making attention whore threads, I will ban sissyjaks and that kind of stuff that induces lust, and I will keep the policy of not letting cutebooru's misandry cult-organization within any reach of power in this site so that they cannot subvert it or make trannyhood acceptable as they are doing on the wiki and soybooru, I will stop the nigger in /soy/ derailing threads with his reply spam, in other words I will de-enshittify the site and the sphere; I will also forbid splinter-namefag-telegram-literalwho-worship cult cucks from enshittifying the site with their SNCA edits. I will keep OGD because it's funny and because it pisses off rulecucked sites of the soysphere and its rulecucked masters, I will also instill a campaign of mercy towards autistic users and drop the shitflinging of neurotypicals against them. Drawfags and draw-whores who hit us with the BNWO-fication shit of female sharty characters will also be kicked to the curve. Needless to say, the great wall of fire against soybooru namefaggery cults and hordes will continue to be maintained and enforced, unless I personally like them and unless they kiss my ass, then I may reconsider it.
I will also make Atemporal a prime element of sharty culture and create a board for it to be posted by me, the story, that is.
Under me, all forced coal as FPE-zellig-furry shit was will be stopped before it gets the chance to be memed on youtube by youtubefags and be forcefully converted into something that is a thing in the culture, so that we don't have to deal with oldtroon larpers telling us: "It was always sharty culture newfag" when we call it out.
The day may not come tomorrow or until I am 30
>pushing 30
But if I become owner of the soysphere as some have already foretold, this is what I will carry out with great efficiency.
It's also what I plan to do in my own splinter when I get around making it.
Not everything will go smoothly, some things I will be unfair in and some choices I will make will get many hunkies to leave the site in protest, but you know what they say, can't break an egg without making a few omelets. I may or not retract any of these promises due to any possible future change in the landscape.
The cacacaust will endure as well. No cacas. Under me hackerniggerfails will not stand a single chance, opsec will be the best it has ever been. Niggers will die and we shall have… peace.
These are some of the things that will happen when I become admin, Atemporal out.
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The day may never come actually. But it's cool to think about. Falseflagging will also be forbidden, posting will be exported from /pol/'s model, everyone under a flag or a VPN, or at the very least IDs everywhere.
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>>1060444And no, average HTSM-brained user, I don't want your fucking data, I just want subversive agents out and consistent prevention of their usual shitstaining and raiding. I will however crush with the full power of opsec any rabid Atemporal-derangement-syndrome detractor who is just shitflinging out of anger and not because they're opposite to me because of taste.
Some soyteens have asked for rights, I might think about that, I will have a trusted population of users to enjoy these rights, those worthy will endure, the unworthy will not. Rights will not be inalienable doe, at least while my rule endures, if it stops then it would be a good idea to be given permanent rights teehee :3 (me jumping across a field of roses happily with the word: CONVENIENCE above me)
I will not speak on the current moderation because I don't want to get banned right now, but I think the voice of the people is clear on what they want regarding this subject.
That's right, I will listen to (You) on what you want and don't want, but serious plebiscites only, no spam or botting or "ADD BBC BECAUSE FUNNY"
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>>1060447Okay I passed the plan through an AI and apparently there are some holes and some things that have been tried before in imageboards, namely this one, and have not worked. I guess I have to keep researching and reading the site, but I still maintain that the overall goal will rid us at last of having to deal with subversion and expel it to splinters and the like. I simply would like to see a soy like in 2022 again.
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>>1060448And to clarify, there would not be trusted tiers. It would just be normal anons vs anons with rights. Although I think that overall as it stands moderation currently is somewhat lax except when there's a demented [REDACTED) sperging out against something xey don't like and permanishing you, so I intend to keep that. I think Salt's rule save for the allowance of subversion has been a net positive for the site and I intend to maintain some of his stable and playground-leveling policies.
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>>1060450The "no rude ban appeals" thing would be out, I want to see justice, the site is for soycucks, not for royalty (unless it's me teehee you'll have to respect me whether you like it or not :3 but no nobility don't worry about having to deal with that)
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>>1060452Admin worship would take a secondary place to jakking and generating jaks (except me! teehee! I want the center stage :3) and leftypol and bordiga and all of that tranny stuff, out, gone, disappeared.