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The previous sludge thread lost its images, so this is now the new home for the sludge documentation. The project has grown considerably since the original post, and there's still plenty more to document.
Original Contents:The sludge has accumulated a huge variety of materials over the years. The list is so massive that it canβt fit in one post
Full historical contents list in the reply belowSharty Contributions: (ADDITIONS AFTER JUNE 26)
Since the original thread, suggestions and contributions from Sharty have added a number of new materials to the sludge, including a jar of old perfume, boiled and raw eggs, a frozen pizza, White Monster, 1 kg of wheat flour, 1 kg of barley flour, and a jar of baking powder. The flour and baking powder were added to restore the sludge's viscosity. A printed screenshot of the sludge thread itself was also added.
Other additions during this time included chocolate-banana Fanta, a burnt microwave pizza, more blood, further cleaning-product mixtures, more beetles from an old beer bottle, and the infamous "Pot o' Greed" (a boiled mixture containing Lasol windshield washer fluid, pineapple pieces, BBQ-seasoned pork, blue cheese sausage, tobacco, drain cleaner, detergent, a hand warmer, molten plastic, and various insects and small animals including worms, snails, a caterpillar and a centipede.)
How can I contribute?Spread images of The Sludge, suggest what should be added next, ask questions, make art and keep the thread alive.
So what should I add next? β1037456[Quote]
Original Contents:Over the years the sludge has contained:
Car coolant, gasoline, sauna bench cleaner, crushed firelighter cubes, windshield washer fluid, lighter fluid, paint, tar, drill oil, diesel engine oil, motor oils, chain oil, gun oil, turpentine (2 types), bleach, drain cleaner, vinegar, baking soda, baking powder, fertilizer, soap, pine soap, cleaning foam, perfume, deodorant, mosquito repellent, hair dye, nail polish, nail polish remover, puzzle glue, styrofoam, undercoating, unidentified liquids/materials, lock de-icer, cat repellent, "Car Cry" fluid.
Dead rats, a snake, unidentified fish, a raccoon dog's head plus liver, intestines and meat, cattle blood, slugs, worms, beetles, moldy compost sausage, spoiled chicken, chicken bones, hot dogs, sausages, cold cuts, macaroni, beans, potatoes, mushrooms (fresh, moldy and fermented), blueberries, leftover food, popsicles, crispbread, French fries, rye bread, dates, mandarin peels, pineapple with ranch dip, chili peanuts, paprika Pringles, tuna and meat pΓ’te, spices, cinnamon mixed with white wine, hot sauce, psyllium.
Urine, feces, vomit, cat hair, yeast, beer, watermelon long drink, apple soda, pear juice, Orange Mehukatti (expired 2003), old SodaStream syrups, Leadersports drink powders, sports drink powder, electrolyte tablets, protein drink, homemade moldy "botulism liquor."("Sinister" bottle, probably from 2003)
A broken tablet, a receipt (estrogen), β¬0.20 coin, piece of sock, Oral-B product.
Medications including Panadol Forte, ibuprofen, hydrocortisone, Promethazine, prescription codeine, Amorion, Candesartan, migraine medication, anti-inflammatory painkillers, anti-diarrheal and anti-dizziness medicine, Bepanthen, moisturizing creams/serum, Vydura, Myrthin, Strepsils, nicotine pouches, snus, LM Blue cigarette.
Military rations including Pasta Carbonara, curry rice, mashed potatoes, and two outdoor tikka masala meals.
Barracks Sludge 2/25
(A contribution from two military roommates containing moldy water, food scraps, medicines, hygiene products, cosmetics, shoe polish, sprays, vitamins, powders, tobacco products, and another full strainer of slugs and worms.)
The Sludge's 8th Birthday (27 June 2026)The sludge was transferred into its current ~150 L barrel during the "Grand Dumping," receiving major additions including:
Large assortment of oils and chemicals, bleach and drain cleaner residue, paints and detergents, more coolant, various medications, cleaning products, animal remains and blood, gunpowder removed from live cartridges, cheap SodaStream syrups, and an unidentified box full of liquid found beneath the old sludge.
The sludge has almost certainly received many additional substances over the years that have simply been forgotten because adding bizarre materials became routine.>>1037455 (OP) β1037457[Quote]
thank you sludge god
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Holy shit gemmy thread
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Absolute sludge W
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are you gonna drink it or something or just keep adding onto it forever
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put antifreeze
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what the fuck
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Throw in a smoke detector
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ADD PISS
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>>1037477Coolant is already part of the sludge, but more can be arranged.
>>1037479Been considering that one as an alternative to uranium glass for adding radioactivity.
>>1037480How about boiled piss? A foul, highly concentrated sludge of urea, salts, and metabolic waste.
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melt plastic into it if you havent done that yet
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add mercury(break a thermometer,the red liquid inside is mercury)
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add sproke and every drink you can get in food courts for free
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how does that smell like?
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Bvmp, Gemmy thread
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3 jars of pickles and the juice
Semen
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add horse intestines
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A job application
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add a wasps nest
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Get a car battery that uses acid, cut it open then pour it in. Wear a gasmask doe
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got any road kill or dead rats in their
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>>1038367Better yet use the car battery to create some evil shit with electrolysis. This could turn it from sludge to bioweapon and would be gemmy
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>>1038342wasps nest added
>>1038367,
>>1038378Gemmy suggestions. I'll figure something out
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>>1038474cool whats the stench of it like or is it toxic to breath
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>>1038629It has an oddly iconic smell that I always associate with the sludge. Its own custom horrendous smell. It's toxic, which is why I wear a hazmat suit.
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what was the first thing you put in the sludge
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>>1038662Probably old SodaStream syrups and some expired sausages. It's been so long that I can't say for sure, and I didn't document the sludge nearly as well back then. Only one video from its early days remains, and even that was recorded about two years after it was started.
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Have you added Sproke yet?
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add gasoline
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put 1 liter of a blend of used pickle brine and horse sperm in the microwave for 5 minutes, add however much yeast you want and then put it inside the sludge, this will be called "The Goo"
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>>1037455 (OP)Are you going to pour this down some nophono's drain after?
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>>1038689Not yet. Sproke is going in this weekend.
>>1038692Already in there!
>>1038729I dont think i can acquire horse sperm
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add brake fluid
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Why would somebody even come up with this
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get a dvd of some troonslop drench it with soda and drop in the pot
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>>1038814cooking up straight 'o
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what if you torture someone by forcing them eat the sludge?
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>>1038865pretty sure drinking even a teaspoon of the sludge would be enough to kill you
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>>1038871but it would be relatively slow; you could do dis after you are tired of pulling off their flesh o algo and you are ready to let them die.
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>>1038871not to mention them seeing the sludge, smelling it, possibly touching it, would already be torture when they realize they are soon to eat it. just the struggle to force the deadly slop into their mouth would be so stressful for the victim it would be so gemmy
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>>1037455 (OP)add confetti or something for whenever you want to celebrate
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>>1037455 (OP)Add Quote Limeade and Mustard
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add a job application
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>>1037456how the fuck do you remember all that shit
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>>1037455 (OP)add yeast if it can even survive that
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>>1037455 (OP)Use a petri dish (or just some piece of clean glass), smudge a bit of the sludge on it, wait a few days and see if something lives in there.
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Add some catfish
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add fireworks
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Sludge
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>>1039084do this
buttload of yeast
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have you tried putting something alive in their like a rat see what would happen
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>>1039225add antibiotics
>>1039045holy gem
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>>1039225Add honey to make mead with the yeast, sugar = food for the sludge
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Add oven cleaner
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janny pin this thread please
op can you describe the smell when you mix it?
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up
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>>1039229Oyy that's ART (adult rat torture)
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>>1039397Euroshopper and megaforce at same time :DD
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Cook a Caesar salad for 2 hours, how could you tell?
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>1039590
add water mixed with cornstarch
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quotefail gonna go eat a roast beef sandwich now
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>>1039590B4 next summer throw in a potato root and watch if it will grow :D
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>>1039397grandfather nurgle calls upon (You) to become his chosen
(You) must buy antibiotics of different kinds and add them in every two weeks or so
this will create an actual biohazard
do dis for father of rot
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bvmp
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>>1037455 (OP)How the fuck did the sludge come about to begin with? Did you just have a designated waste barrel that grew fouler than you ever could have imagined?
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UPPPPPPPPP THIS IS BETTER THAN ALL OF QA
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UP AGAIN
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Add a bag of whole wheat bread because i fucking hate it and it deserves to be added to the sludge
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And add wet soil
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Sludge up
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Have you tried adding electrical wires in the sludge?
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You should add some antidepressants to it
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>>1040127what the hell is that supposed to be
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throw an alive mouse in their one that you can buy from a pet store thats supposed to be fed to snakes and shit
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What do you think is gonna happen
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>>1040228A dead mouse could be interesting, but a live one is just cruel.
Also:
>an alive mouse in their β1040266[Quote]
>>1040245nothing it grows extra legs and starts raping niggers
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>>1040248i am EFL retard and also i want to see an alive mouse in that shit
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Janny pls pin this
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>>1040433hi paranoid I said I would leave today
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>>1040434why are you leaving today
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>>1040435Because I finally have gotten support and I think that I am able to do something
Prime Sharty was a fun time
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>>1040436Oh wow
Well have fun I guess, you're really going to leave forever though?
I didn't know that was possible
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>>1040437I was thinking of summarizing my opinion of many "slop" media on the 'ru.
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>>1040438why on the booru?
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>>1040441If I post it on the Sharty I will get barely any responses and it will quickly turn into a shitflinging thread with the Jaxpedo Spammer
that is how every thread I make goes
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>>1040442hmmm how do you threads go on the broom?
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>>1040443They get more responses, and Austrian_Chud spams Jaxpedo
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>>1040444It wouldn't hurt to post on there
Why leave the main site ?
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>>1040445Because I want to have a career
The Sharty changed my Mindset
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>>1040446why can't you have both?
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>>1040448Because people I know in real life don't like the Soysphere
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>>1040449Why is this an important factor in your decision making
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I'm sure most people dislike image boards because they prefer facebook or something
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>>1040451My Mother doesn't like it.
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>>1040452and by it I mean the Sharty
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>>1040452GEG why the fuck did you tell your mother about soyjak party
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>>1040454She wanted to know about what I was interested in
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>>1040455then talk about TADC or something I would never admit to using this site to anyone IRL
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>>1040457I would never admit to liking TADC
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>>1040459The main character of TADC is a girl and it's Glitchslop
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>>1040460I thought you liked TADC
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>>1040461Not anymore and TADC hate has become more mainstream with people like Silverfox1232 and UglyDixieChicken
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>>1040462Do you not like any other media?
What did you like before TADC
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>>1040464Why couldn't you talk about this or maybe nintendo?
I don't get why you'd talk to your mother about soyjak party it just eludes me
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>>1040465She knows very well I like Nintendo, and other video games
I've liked the games ever since I was a caca
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>>1040466I told my Mother about Soyjak Party because I thought she would like it
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>>1040467Why did you think she would like soyjaks or soyjak party
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>>1040468She likes drawings
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>>1040469Then she would hate soyjaks because they're really shit
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>>1040488I'm on team biohazard and I want to see if we can make it livable. I think yeast or other fungus is our best bet. Also try to find some algae to add for fun
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>>1040489But add it to the top and last so we can see how long it makes it
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>>1040487I know bro but they literally are just shit but that's also why they are so good
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>>1040492I don't know I'm irritated today
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>>1040493I hope you have a good sunday regardless
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>>1040494Right now I'm fighting Ongezellig
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>>1040495what on earth did ongezellig do to you?
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>>1040496it looks awful and I don't like it
Yes I have watched the 20 minute video
Baldi didn't voice act in it
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>>1040497Who is baldi?
I thought `zellig was charming I would have watched it if it was an actual series
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>>1040499>who is baldido you live under a rock
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>>1040500And I thought zellig was gross
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>>1040501why?
>>1040500you mean this guy??
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>>1040502The art style of zellig is gross to me, it looks weird and even the logo looks gross. The character designs are gross as well
And Yes I am talking about Baldi, I used him for an argument with a Zelligger
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>>1040504>>1040502Retarded namefags derailing a gemmy thread, how surprising. You niggers are vantablack
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>>1040494>>1040496Stop the niggerbabble, you retarded niggers. Fuck off with yuor irrelevant and troony Ongezellig, and stop ruining this gemmy thread with off-topic slop.
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>>1040507Submerge derailers in the sludge
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>>1040502Is this everybaldi?
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job application form
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all gems
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>>1040501>>1040499KYS TRANNY NIGGER NAMEFAG KIKES STOP DERAILING WITH YOUR YURI FAGGOT LIFE
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>>1040940'O on O' violence
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industrial waist the type of shit thats found in barrels with a skull on it
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aborted fetus
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BUMP
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>>1040940Definitely drip feed to start. But I'm curious if the salinity, pH, etc are literally impossible for life to sustain. Also maybe throw in some fertilizer (some of it has algaecide and/or fungecide doe)
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>>1037455 (OP)A liter of dimethylmercury
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>>1041731
Days without seeing TND:
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Do a quick jerk and cum in it
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>>1041680Just reuploaded the files, waiting on janjans to approve them before I can actually fix the article.
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>>1041872Decided to be an ambitious little fuck and add some of the images from this thread as well. Once those get approved I'll update the page.
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OP add rubbing alchohol or something alchoholic to feed the sludge
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>The previous sludge thread lost its images, so this is now the new home for the sludge documentation. The project has grown considerably since the original post, and there's still plenty more to document.
>
>Original Contents:
>The sludge has accumulated a huge variety of materials over the years. The list is so massive that it canβt fit in one post Full historical contents list in the reply below
>
>
>Sharty Contributions: (ADDITIONS AFTER JUNE 26)
>
>Since the original thread, suggestions and contributions from Sharty have added a number of new materials to the sludge, including a jar of old perfume, boiled and raw eggs, a frozen pizza, White Monster, 1 kg of wheat flour, 1 kg of barley flour, and a jar of baking powder. The flour and baking powder were added to restore the sludge's viscosity. A printed screenshot of the sludge thread itself was also added.
>
>Other additions during this time included chocolate-banana Fanta, a burnt microwave pizza, more blood, further cleaning-product mixtures, more beetles from an old beer bottle, and the infamous "Pot o' Greed" (a boiled mixture containing Lasol windshield washer fluid, pineapple pieces, BBQ-seasoned pork, blue cheese sausage, tobacco, drain cleaner, detergent, a hand warmer, molten plastic, and various insects and small animals including worms, snails, a caterpillar and a centipede.)
>
>How can I contribute?
>
>Spread images of The Sludge, suggest what should be added next, ask questions, make art and keep the thread alive.
>
>So what should I add next?
>space
i got screnshots of the old thread, of that matters i believe the photo in this thread is the same as the screenshots.
should i share them?
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>throw an alive mouse in their one that you can buy from a pet store thats supposed to be fed to snakes and shit
nigga leave mouseGODS alone maybe add bugs or smth
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add protein powder and creatine
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ADD CUM SO YOU CAN GIVE BIRTH TO A SLUDGE HOMUNCULUS
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>>1042043You should absolutely make your own personal sludge. The Sludge agenda must spread. You
VILL update us on your sludge with similar posts under this thread and feed it every now and then.
I'd actually recommend starting with a small bucket or a pot and transferring it into a bigger container later rather than starting with the 189L bin. That's what I did with mine, and it makes the whole thing much easier to manage.
One word of warning though:I was thinking of transferring mine from a bucket to a trash bin too, but trash cans aren't really designed to hold heavy liquids, let alone a sludge. The wheels especially could give up under the weight, and there's no telling how much the bin is actually meant to handle. I checked your bins specs online (Rubbermaid 1971943) but I dont see the manufacturer mentioning how much weight it can hold. My guess is the trash can should at least handle being filled to around halfway. A rain barrel or a proper HDPE chemical-waste drum like mine would be a much better option for the long run.
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>>1042154if you provide some…
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if you take a sip from this thats a ticket straight to valhalla
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>>1042153i have 10 liters of a liquid consisting of: 2 failed banana beers, failed mead, rotted wine, hookah coals, some spit and piss, and blown capacitors, is this considered sludge?
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>>1042312Greatness from small beginnings.
you should add flour or something similar if the viscosity isnt sludge like. Also send a pic, we need to see
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vp
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>>1037455 (OP)job application
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>>1042849>add a job applicationYou've asked for this 5 times already nigger. I've seen the messages and I wont add it
>>1042852gemmy, whats inside doe