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 β„–1037455[Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][Quote]

The previous sludge thread lost its images, so this is now the new home for the sludge documentation. The project has grown considerably since the original post, and there's still plenty more to document.

Original Contents:
The sludge has accumulated a huge variety of materials over the years. The list is so massive that it can’t fit in one post feralrage Full historical contents list in the reply below


Sharty Contributions: (ADDITIONS AFTER JUNE 26)

Since the original thread, suggestions and contributions from Sharty have added a number of new materials to the sludge, including a jar of old perfume, boiled and raw eggs, a frozen pizza, White Monster, 1 kg of wheat flour, 1 kg of barley flour, and a jar of baking powder. The flour and baking powder were added to restore the sludge's viscosity. A printed screenshot of the sludge thread itself was also added.

Other additions during this time included chocolate-banana Fanta, a burnt microwave pizza, more blood, further cleaning-product mixtures, more beetles from an old beer bottle, and the infamous "Pot o' Greed" (a boiled mixture containing Lasol windshield washer fluid, pineapple pieces, BBQ-seasoned pork, blue cheese sausage, tobacco, drain cleaner, detergent, a hand warmer, molten plastic, and various insects and small animals including worms, snails, a caterpillar and a centipede.)

How can I contribute?

Spread images of The Sludge, suggest what should be added next, ask questions, make art and keep the thread alive.

So what should I add next?

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Original Contents:
Over the years the sludge has contained:
Car coolant, gasoline, sauna bench cleaner, crushed firelighter cubes, windshield washer fluid, lighter fluid, paint, tar, drill oil, diesel engine oil, motor oils, chain oil, gun oil, turpentine (2 types), bleach, drain cleaner, vinegar, baking soda, baking powder, fertilizer, soap, pine soap, cleaning foam, perfume, deodorant, mosquito repellent, hair dye, nail polish, nail polish remover, puzzle glue, styrofoam, undercoating, unidentified liquids/materials, lock de-icer, cat repellent, "Car Cry" fluid.
Dead rats, a snake, unidentified fish, a raccoon dog's head plus liver, intestines and meat, cattle blood, slugs, worms, beetles, moldy compost sausage, spoiled chicken, chicken bones, hot dogs, sausages, cold cuts, macaroni, beans, potatoes, mushrooms (fresh, moldy and fermented), blueberries, leftover food, popsicles, crispbread, French fries, rye bread, dates, mandarin peels, pineapple with ranch dip, chili peanuts, paprika Pringles, tuna and meat pΓ’te, spices, cinnamon mixed with white wine, hot sauce, psyllium.
Urine, feces, vomit, cat hair, yeast, beer, watermelon long drink, apple soda, pear juice, Orange Mehukatti (expired 2003), old SodaStream syrups, Leadersports drink powders, sports drink powder, electrolyte tablets, protein drink, homemade moldy "botulism liquor."("Sinister" bottle, probably from 2003)
A broken tablet, a receipt (estrogen), €0.20 coin, piece of sock, Oral-B product.
Medications including Panadol Forte, ibuprofen, hydrocortisone, Promethazine, prescription codeine, Amorion, Candesartan, migraine medication, anti-inflammatory painkillers, anti-diarrheal and anti-dizziness medicine, Bepanthen, moisturizing creams/serum, Vydura, Myrthin, Strepsils, nicotine pouches, snus, LM Blue cigarette.
Military rations including Pasta Carbonara, curry rice, mashed potatoes, and two outdoor tikka masala meals.
Barracks Sludge 2/25
(A contribution from two military roommates containing moldy water, food scraps, medicines, hygiene products, cosmetics, shoe polish, sprays, vitamins, powders, tobacco products, and another full strainer of slugs and worms.)
The Sludge's 8th Birthday (27 June 2026)
The sludge was transferred into its current ~150 L barrel during the "Grand Dumping," receiving major additions including:
Large assortment of oils and chemicals, bleach and drain cleaner residue, paints and detergents, more coolant, various medications, cleaning products, animal remains and blood, gunpowder removed from live cartridges, cheap SodaStream syrups, and an unidentified box full of liquid found beneath the old sludge.

The sludge has almost certainly received many additional substances over the years that have simply been forgotten because adding bizarre materials became routine.
>>1037455 (OP)

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thank you sludge god

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Holy shit gemmy thread

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Absolute sludge W

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are you gonna drink it or something or just keep adding onto it forever

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put antifreeze

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what the fuck

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Throw in a smoke detector

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ADD PISS

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>>1037477
Coolant is already part of the sludge, but more can be arranged.
>>1037479
Been considering that one as an alternative to uranium glass for adding radioactivity.
>>1037480
How about boiled piss? A foul, highly concentrated sludge of urea, salts, and metabolic waste.

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melt plastic into it if you havent done that yet

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add mercury(break a thermometer,the red liquid inside is mercury)

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add sproke and every drink you can get in food courts for free

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how does that smell like?

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>>1037455 (OP)
Huh

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>>1037455 (OP)
Wait

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Bvmp, Gemmy thread

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bvmp, and u should add some stomach relief powder to see if it does something gemmy

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3 jars of pickles and the juice
Semen

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add horse intestines

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Add copper nitrate or some other chemical compound

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The Sludge of Lesotho

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A job application

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added verity

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add a wasps nest

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Get a car battery that uses acid, cut it open then pour it in. Wear a gasmask doe

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got any road kill or dead rats in their

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>>1038367
Better yet use the car battery to create some evil shit with electrolysis. This could turn it from sludge to bioweapon and would be gemmy

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>>1038342
wasps nest added
>>1038367, >>1038378
Gemmy suggestions. I'll figure something out

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>>1038474
cool whats the stench of it like or is it toxic to breath

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>>1038629
It has an oddly iconic smell that I always associate with the sludge. Its own custom horrendous smell. It's toxic, which is why I wear a hazmat suit.

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what was the first thing you put in the sludge

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>>1038662
Probably old SodaStream syrups and some expired sausages. It's been so long that I can't say for sure, and I didn't document the sludge nearly as well back then. Only one video from its early days remains, and even that was recorded about two years after it was started.

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Have you added Sproke yet?

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add gasoline

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put 1 liter of a blend of used pickle brine and horse sperm in the microwave for 5 minutes, add however much yeast you want and then put it inside the sludge, this will be called "The Goo"

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>>1037455 (OP)
Are you going to pour this down some nophono's drain after?

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>>1038689
Not yet. Sproke is going in this weekend.
>>1038692
Already in there!
>>1038729
I dont think i can acquire horse sperm

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Something virulent is slow-burn-festering inside a vehicle.

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>>1037455 (OP)
Π½Π°ΠΆΠΎΡ€ looking thing

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add brake fluid

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Why would somebody even come up with this

 β„–1038830[Quote]

get a dvd of some troonslop drench it with soda and drop in the pot

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>>1038814
cooking up straight 'o

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what if you torture someone by forcing them eat the sludge?

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>>1038865
pretty sure drinking even a teaspoon of the sludge would be enough to kill you

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>>1038871
but it would be relatively slow; you could do dis after you are tired of pulling off their flesh o algo and you are ready to let them die.

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>>1038871
not to mention them seeing the sludge, smelling it, possibly touching it, would already be torture when they realize they are soon to eat it. just the struggle to force the deadly slop into their mouth would be so stressful for the victim it would be so gemmy

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>>1037455 (OP)
add confetti or something for whenever you want to celebrate

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>>1037455 (OP)
Add Quote Limeade and Mustard

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>>1037506
Sproke added. They don't sell Sprite in cans anymore, so I had to create it from bottles.

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add a job application

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>>1037456
how the fuck do you remember all that shit

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>>1037455 (OP)
add yeast if it can even survive that

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>>1037455 (OP)
Use a petri dish (or just some piece of clean glass), smudge a bit of the sludge on it, wait a few days and see if something lives in there.

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Add some catfish

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add fireworks

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Sludge

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>>1039084
do this
buttload of yeast

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>>1039154
It has been done. shit ton of yeast added to the sludge

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have you tried putting something alive in their like a rat see what would happen

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>>1039225
marvelous

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>>1039225
add antibiotics
>>1039045
holy gem

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>>1039225
Thank fuck.

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>>1039225
Add honey to make mead with the yeast, sugar = food for the sludge

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Add oven cleaner

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janny pin this thread please

op can you describe the smell when you mix it?

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up

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>>1039229
Oyy that's ART (adult rat torture)

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>>1039250
added random assortment of pills including antibiotics

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>>1039397
Euroshopper and megaforce at same time :DD

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Cook a Caesar salad for 2 hours, how could you tell?

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>>1039301
I added sugar, might add honey later

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>1039590
add water mixed with cornstarch

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quotefail gonna go eat a roast beef sandwich now

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>>1039590
B4 next summer throw in a potato root and watch if it will grow :D

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>>1039397
grandfather nurgle calls upon (You) to become his chosen
(You) must buy antibiotics of different kinds and add them in every two weeks or so
this will create an actual biohazard
do dis for father of rot

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bvmp

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>>1039638
Do dis and then add yourself to the 'ludge to become a daemon prince

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Add gas engine injector cleaner to the sludge

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>>1037455 (OP)
How the fuck did the sludge come about to begin with? Did you just have a designated waste barrel that grew fouler than you ever could have imagined?

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UPPPPPPPPP THIS IS BETTER THAN ALL OF QA

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UP AGAIN

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Add a bag of whole wheat bread because i fucking hate it and it deserves to be added to the sludge

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And add wet soil

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Sludge up

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o' has expanded beyond its container. I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH IT

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Have you tried adding electrical wires in the sludge?

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You should add some antidepressants to it

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>>1040127
what the hell is that supposed to be

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throw an alive mouse in their one that you can buy from a pet store thats supposed to be fed to snakes and shit

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What do you think is gonna happen

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>>1040228
A dead mouse could be interesting, but a live one is just cruel.
Also:
>an alive mouse in their

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>>1040244
why not its all for science

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>>1040245
nothing it grows extra legs and starts raping niggers

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>>1040248
i am EFL retard and also i want to see an alive mouse in that shit

 β„–1040380[Quote]

Janny pls pin this

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>>1037480
>>1037482
Boiled piss added.

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>>1040433
hi paranoid I said I would leave today

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>>1040434
why are you leaving today

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>>1040435
Because I finally have gotten support and I think that I am able to do something
Prime Sharty was a fun time

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>>1040436
Oh wow
Well have fun I guess, you're really going to leave forever though?
I didn't know that was possible

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>>1040437
I was thinking of summarizing my opinion of many "slop" media on the 'ru.

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>>1040438
why on the booru?

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>>1040441
If I post it on the Sharty I will get barely any responses and it will quickly turn into a shitflinging thread with the Jaxpedo Spammer
that is how every thread I make goes

 β„–1040443[Quote]

>>1040442
hmmm how do you threads go on the broom?

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>>1040443
They get more responses, and Austrian_Chud spams Jaxpedo

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>>1040444
It wouldn't hurt to post on there
Why leave the main site ?

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>>1040445
Because I want to have a career
The Sharty changed my Mindset

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>>1040446
why can't you have both?

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>>1040448
Because people I know in real life don't like the Soysphere

 β„–1040450[Quote]

>>1040449
Why is this an important factor in your decision making

 β„–1040451[Quote]

I'm sure most people dislike image boards because they prefer facebook or something

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>>1040451
My Mother doesn't like it.

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>>1040452
and by it I mean the Sharty

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>>1040452
GEG why the fuck did you tell your mother about soyjak party

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>>1040454
She wanted to know about what I was interested in

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>>1040455
then talk about TADC or something I would never admit to using this site to anyone IRL

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>>1040457
I would never admit to liking TADC

 β„–1040459[Quote]

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>>1040458
Well it's kind of based but why the fuck would you then chose to talk about the bald man with glasses website over some random cartoon show

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>>1040459
The main character of TADC is a girl and it's Glitchslop

 β„–1040461[Quote]

>>1040460
I thought you liked TADC

 β„–1040462[Quote]

>>1040461
Not anymore and TADC hate has become more mainstream with people like Silverfox1232 and UglyDixieChicken

 β„–1040463[Quote]

>>1040462
Do you not like any other media?
What did you like before TADC

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 β„–1040465[Quote]

>>1040464
Why couldn't you talk about this or maybe nintendo?
I don't get why you'd talk to your mother about soyjak party it just eludes me

 β„–1040466[Quote]

>>1040465
She knows very well I like Nintendo, and other video games
I've liked the games ever since I was a caca

 β„–1040467[Quote]

>>1040466
I told my Mother about Soyjak Party because I thought she would like it

 β„–1040468[Quote]

>>1040467
Why did you think she would like soyjaks or soyjak party

 β„–1040469[Quote]

>>1040468
She likes drawings

 β„–1040470[Quote]

>>1040469
Then she would hate soyjaks because they're really shit

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>>1040470
they're amazing

 β„–1040488[Quote]

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>>1037455 (OP)
Use some pool test strips on it and post the results. Like picrel

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>>1040488
I'm on team biohazard and I want to see if we can make it livable. I think yeast or other fungus is our best bet. Also try to find some algae to add for fun

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>>1040489
But add it to the top and last so we can see how long it makes it

 β„–1040492[Quote]

>>1040487
I know bro but they literally are just shit but that's also why they are so good

 β„–1040493[Quote]

>>1040492
I don't know I'm irritated today

 β„–1040494[Quote]

>>1040493
I hope you have a good sunday regardless

 β„–1040495[Quote]

>>1040494
Right now I'm fighting Ongezellig

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>>1040495
what on earth did ongezellig do to you?

 β„–1040497[Quote]

>>1040496
it looks awful and I don't like it
Yes I have watched the 20 minute video
Baldi didn't voice act in it

 β„–1040499[Quote]

>>1040497
Who is baldi?
I thought `zellig was charming I would have watched it if it was an actual series

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>>1040499
>who is baldi
do you live under a rock

 β„–1040501[Quote]

>>1040500
And I thought zellig was gross

 β„–1040502[Quote]

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>>1040501
why?
>>1040500
you mean this guy??

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>>1040502
The art style of zellig is gross to me, it looks weird and even the logo looks gross. The character designs are gross as well
And Yes I am talking about Baldi, I used him for an argument with a Zelligger

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>>1040504
>>1040502
Retarded namefags derailing a gemmy thread, how surprising. You niggers are vantablack

 β„–1040507[Quote]

>>1040494
>>1040496
Stop the niggerbabble, you retarded niggers. Fuck off with yuor irrelevant and troony Ongezellig, and stop ruining this gemmy thread with off-topic slop.

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>>1040507
Submerge derailers in the sludge

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>>1040502
Is this everybaldi?

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job application form

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all gems

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>>1040501
>>1040499
KYS TRANNY NIGGER NAMEFAG KIKES STOP DERAILING WITH YOUR YURI FAGGOT LIFE

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BRICK RIGS WON
BRICK RIGS WON

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BRICK RIGS WON

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>>1040489
I also believe fungus is our best bet, so I've been working on O' (pot o' shrooms) for a little over a week now. We could either put it all straight into the sludge, or drip-feed sludge to O' and see if it develops resistance to the sludge's deadly environment over time.

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BUBSQUAD VVON BTW
BUBSQUAD VVON BTW
BUBSQUAD VVON BTW
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BUBSQUAD VVON BTW
BUBSQUAD VVON BTW
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BUBSQUAD VVON BTW
BUBSQUAD VVON BTW
BUBSQUAD VVON BTW
BUBSQUAD VVON BTW
BUBSQUAD VVON BTW
BUBSQUAD VVON BTW

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>>1040940
'O on O' violence

 β„–1041186[Quote]

industrial waist the type of shit thats found in barrels with a skull on it

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aborted fetus

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BUMP

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>>1040940
Definitely drip feed to start. But I'm curious if the salinity, pH, etc are literally impossible for life to sustain. Also maybe throw in some fertilizer (some of it has algaecide and/or fungecide doe)

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>>1037455 (OP)
A liter of dimethylmercury

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File: SludgeWhiteMonster.png πŸ“₯︎ (5.53 MB, 3000x1440) ImgOps

File: 20260705_144259.png πŸ“₯︎ (3.97 MB, 1440x1920) ImgOps

File: TheSludge.png πŸ“₯︎ (7.53 MB, 1440x1920) ImgOps

File: Sludgehazmat.png πŸ“₯︎ (6.11 MB, 1536x2048) ImgOps

I found out that The Sludge has a broken wiki page. If 'baldi wants to fix and update it, here are the missing pics
https://soyjakwiki.org/The_Sludge

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>>1041731
Days without seeing TND:

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Do a quick jerk and cum in it

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>>1041680
Just reuploaded the files, waiting on janjans to approve them before I can actually fix the article.

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>>1041872
Decided to be an ambitious little fuck and add some of the images from this thread as well. Once those get approved I'll update the page.

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File: image_2026-08-28_040637593.png πŸ“₯︎ (246.35 KB, 1518x550) ImgOps

After considerable delay, the page has been fixed and updated with new images!

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OP add rubbing alchohol or something alchoholic to feed the sludge

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I have an old 189L unused recycling can. Should I make a sludge of my own?

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>The previous sludge thread lost its images, so this is now the new home for the sludge documentation. The project has grown considerably since the original post, and there's still plenty more to document.
>
>Original Contents:
>The sludge has accumulated a huge variety of materials over the years. The list is so massive that it can’t fit in one post Full historical contents list in the reply below
>
>
>Sharty Contributions: (ADDITIONS AFTER JUNE 26)
>
>Since the original thread, suggestions and contributions from Sharty have added a number of new materials to the sludge, including a jar of old perfume, boiled and raw eggs, a frozen pizza, White Monster, 1 kg of wheat flour, 1 kg of barley flour, and a jar of baking powder. The flour and baking powder were added to restore the sludge's viscosity. A printed screenshot of the sludge thread itself was also added.
>
>Other additions during this time included chocolate-banana Fanta, a burnt microwave pizza, more blood, further cleaning-product mixtures, more beetles from an old beer bottle, and the infamous "Pot o' Greed" (a boiled mixture containing Lasol windshield washer fluid, pineapple pieces, BBQ-seasoned pork, blue cheese sausage, tobacco, drain cleaner, detergent, a hand warmer, molten plastic, and various insects and small animals including worms, snails, a caterpillar and a centipede.)
>
>How can I contribute?
>
>Spread images of The Sludge, suggest what should be added next, ask questions, make art and keep the thread alive.
>
>So what should I add next?
>space
i got screnshots of the old thread, of that matters i believe the photo in this thread is the same as the screenshots.
should i share them?

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>throw an alive mouse in their one that you can buy from a pet store thats supposed to be fed to snakes and shit

nigga leave mouseGODS alone maybe add bugs or smth

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add protein powder and creatine

 β„–1042132[Quote]

ADD CUM SO YOU CAN GIVE BIRTH TO A SLUDGE HOMUNCULUS

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File: oldpicofthesludge.png πŸ“₯︎ (1.56 MB, 974x1186) ImgOps

>>1042043
You should absolutely make your own personal sludge. The Sludge agenda must spread. You VILL update us on your sludge with similar posts under this thread and feed it every now and then.

I'd actually recommend starting with a small bucket or a pot and transferring it into a bigger container later rather than starting with the 189L bin. That's what I did with mine, and it makes the whole thing much easier to manage.

One word of warning though:
I was thinking of transferring mine from a bucket to a trash bin too, but trash cans aren't really designed to hold heavy liquids, let alone a sludge. The wheels especially could give up under the weight, and there's no telling how much the bin is actually meant to handle. I checked your bins specs online (Rubbermaid 1971943) but I dont see the manufacturer mentioning how much weight it can hold. My guess is the trash can should at least handle being filled to around halfway. A rain barrel or a proper HDPE chemical-waste drum like mine would be a much better option for the long run.

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File: Fairy_Academy's_Principal….webp πŸ“₯︎ (43.73 KB, 848x480) ImgOps

Put tranny axe wound discharge in the sludge!

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>>1042154
if you provide some…

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if you take a sip from this thats a ticket straight to valhalla

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>>1042153
i have 10 liters of a liquid consisting of: 2 failed banana beers, failed mead, rotted wine, hookah coals, some spit and piss, and blown capacitors, is this considered sludge?

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>>1042312
Greatness from small beginnings. wholesome you should add flour or something similar if the viscosity isnt sludge like. Also send a pic, we need to see

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vp

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>>1037455 (OP)
job application

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no sludge but i do own jarty fluid

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File: 1705554804192.png πŸ“₯︎ (380.66 KB, 1024x1024) ImgOps

>>1042849
>add a job application
You've asked for this 5 times already nigger. I've seen the messages and I wont add it

>>1042852
gemmy, whats inside doe

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>>1042862
Jarty fluid

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Bumping through the coaly 'log

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Accidentally namefagged as bump

 β„–1043187[Quote]

I still have the jarty fluid

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>>1042863
jar tea fluid

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File: thejar.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (480.69 KB, 3072x4096) ImgOps

I'll add a discontinued old el paso product (cheese and red pepper dip mild) which is unsafe to eat and has reached critical mass.

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>>1043298
Order an Urdox tube/ valve . Why ?
It contains Uranium dioxide, which emitts radiation. Search the used market, it will fore fungus and Bactria to mutate.
Note : You need to crush the glass housing, before adding to the sludge. In encapsulates the Uranium dioxide
These are easely avaliable from old radio enthusiasts. ( initally were used for current spike management )

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File: ClipboardImage.png πŸ“₯︎ (539.38 KB, 3408x1470) ImgOps

Also : Get glucose syrup,
1. it feeds the bacteria more efficient than sugar
2. it is already liquid and mixes/spreads extremely easy in the sludge

If you pour in chemicals but dont feed the bacteria it will die.

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Protecting ze sludge from a cattywipe
wholesomeheart

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cum add cum

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>>1043860
Not a fan of squirrels with opsec masks

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>>1037455 (OP)
Up up up up up

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SLVDGE: THE LAST BATTLE

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Add a water decoloring agent

 β„–1045056[Quote]

get a fruit fly trap and then release the fruit flies near the sludge so they lay eggs
add cheese rinds to the sludge, shit like Roquefort or Brie
Wild Mushroom Foraging Mix
red wigglers
Oyster Mushroom Spawn
(live) kombucha

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dodged another cattywipe award

 β„–1045376[Quote]

take a scoop and pour it on grass to see what happens

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Pour in sourdough starter

 β„–1045396[Quote]

Add some rotten raw liver

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add water

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>>1045658
boring

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jerk off into it

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crack a bunch of glowsticks and add it to make it glow
maybe some algae into the mix

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>>>1045658 (You)
>boring

it could have some interesting effects

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File: pavl telling the solution.mp4 πŸ“₯︎ (7.68 MB, 1280x720) ImgOps

>>1045680
where is he, new reports must be cumming in

 β„–1045840[Quote]

heat the sludge up to 9112001 degrees

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Update sludge

 β„–1046658[Quote]

up

 β„–1046784[Quote]

Upsludge

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Add an airstone with an aquarium pump to aerate the sludge

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>>1046785
very good idea. i like

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only good thing on this dead nigger board go up

 β„–1047142[Quote]

Make a sludge thread on /pol/

 β„–1047199[Quote]

Alchemist post

 β„–1047450[Quote]

put batteries in it

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File: SludgeBatteries.png πŸ“₯︎ (4.82 MB, 1920x1440) ImgOps

>>1047450
Different types of batteries and an unknown packet of oil have been added to the mix!

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>>1048077
The alchemist has returned :3

Will the sludge becomes Legendary with an Uranium dioxide upgrade?

 β„–1048156[Quote]

File: 215.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (186.21 KB, 3000x4000) ImgOps

I'll add a vape to the sludge. Should I break this open or add it as a whole?

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add a full jar of sauerkraut or pickles or some other pickled vegetables (make sure to also add the brine)

 β„–1048256[Quote]

>>1048156
i wouldn't break it. looks scary

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>>1048156
I would break it. It looks safe

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>>1048156
let it ferment in the sludge, if it has any charge it will short and make some heat otherwise no point in breaking it anyway

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File: SludgeVape.png πŸ“₯︎ (7.33 MB, 2520x1920) ImgOps

>>1048559
I already broke it open and threw the bits in. The vape was basically unused so it has charge left

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>>1048573
cool
are you gonna consider putting alive things in there live mushroom spores as i suggested in >>1045056 ? it is gonna be a hassle but it increases the chances of it becoming a bioweapon significantly

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File: Shroompot_liquid.jpg πŸ“₯︎ (81.79 KB, 1080x1442) ImgOps

File: 568.png πŸ“₯︎ (356.1 KB, 414x583) ImgOps

>>1048576
That's why I've been working on pot o' shroom. It's basically a mixture of different wild mushrooms, yeast and mold along with nutrients for the fungi like eggs, sugar, fish head and buttermilk. I don't fully know which direction I'll take this sludge splinter yet, and it might take until next summer before it's ready to tolerate The Sludge's lethal environment. But I have a feeling this mushroom project WBAG.

I could also mix a little bit of it into soil to see if shrooms start to grow there.

 β„–1048637[Quote]

>>1048581
Get a pot with soil and pour a tablespoon of it there. Also add psychedelic shrooms to it.

 β„–1048640[Quote]

Also another thing you should do is make a jar of every (recreational) drug that can be found, give it to a hobo volunteer and record his trip, then have him tell you what he saw.

 β„–1048669[Quote]

Add fingernail clippings

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>>1037455 (OP)
When do you plan on drinking it?

 β„–1048788[Quote]

>>1048733
Sonbrero that shit will go through his insides like thermite through a rusty car, he ain't drinking that.

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File: 36.png πŸ“₯︎ (1.39 MB, 1175x1209) ImgOps

>>1045678
Added glowstick liquid.

 β„–1048801[Quote]

add a jug of water to dilute it a bit and dig up a medium sized plant with the roots attached and throw it in there with the soil on the roots

 β„–1048841[Quote]

I love aspartame

 β„–1048843[Quote]

we r so bakc

 β„–1048844[Quote]

poop

 β„–1048852[Quote]

add pig blood

 β„–1048853[Quote]

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add every over the counter antibiotic you can in this and create a super niggerhell bug

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>>1048853
having the pathogens exposed to antibiotics needs alot of sugar.

The sugar helps each generational turnover/rotation, so the pathogens can evolve faster becoming resilient towards the antibiotics.

t. soyentist

-
also : last resort antibiotics like Colistin should be included, to make sure no one is save.

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File: VomitBreadSludge.png πŸ“₯︎ (7.54 MB, 2687x1890) ImgOps

Green bread and vomit added to the sludge. Green bread added to shroompot.

 β„–1048955[Quote]

Also added sugar for the shrooms

 β„–1048970[Quote]

>>1048954
was adding the vomit planned?

 β„–1049009[Quote]


 β„–1049012[Quote]

File: ClipboardImage.png πŸ“₯︎ (138.38 KB, 1280x1176) ImgOps

FIRST WARNING TROLL UTTP IS BETTER THAN THIS THREAD

 β„–1049175[Quote]

Upsludge

 β„–1049219[Quote]

imagine if you tried to drink this. that's a ticket straight to valhalla

 β„–1049228[Quote]

>>1049012
KYS Nigger

 β„–1049480[Quote]

>>1037455 (OP)
Why are you doing this? why do you have a hazmat suit? Why is the pot o shrooms in your car, and why are you not upset by it spilling onto the seat? and finally, do you live in the seemingly rundown building in that background of these images?

 β„–1049522[Quote]

File: yogurt.png πŸ“₯︎ (8.95 MB, 3300x1890) ImgOps

Added outdated yogurt to The Sludge and pot o' shroom. Also pot o' shroom has increased in activity and seethes a lot.

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>>1049480
there is no way out of this.
if he gets rid of the sludge the ground water will be infected with : pathogens and chemicals.

He can only continue till it grows and grows into an inferno.

Thats why he is doing this. Its a demon, and you will never get rid of it .

 β„–1049647[Quote]

>>1049645
Add radioactive material

 β„–1049701[Quote]

>>1046785
>>1046786
You really need to do this for the biohazard sludges

 β„–1049721[Quote]

Add quicklime and see if fucking cooks

 β„–1049829[Quote]

File: ClipboardImage.png πŸ“₯︎ (1.06 MB, 2492x1780) ImgOps

>>1049647
URDOX VALVE
is what he needs. URANIUM DIOXIDE nigga. get from used market

 β„–1049837[Quote]

song rec for this thread: "I'm The Slime" by Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention

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 β„–1049924[Quote]

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 β„–1049925[Quote]

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 β„–1049926[Quote]

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 β„–1049929[Quote]

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 β„–1049930[Quote]

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 β„–1050086[Quote]

File: nigger_stew-1.gif πŸ“₯︎ (6.67 MB, 255x255) ImgOps

Add pot o' nigger to the sludge. Dripfeed pot o' nigger to the sludge

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File: Uranium_mutt_o_algx.png πŸ“₯︎ (1.99 MB, 888x849) ImgOps

>>1049829 >>1043341
Urdox valve has been ordered!
I did some digging and found that the original Urdox material got replaced with Ti-spinel around 1934, though Urdox stayed in the name. I found one that dates before 1934, so I bought it after a bidding war

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>>1050308
mwah, excellent

Wet kitchen-roll, wrap around the valve, hammer with hammer o algo. So everything is nicel in the sludge. The alpha particles need the glas to be crushed, else they will be impotent.
…….Once it arrives

might improve on pic later. appended -or if someone else wants tor carry on the edit. I would send the GIMP layers.

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File: 62C.png πŸ“₯︎ (1.16 MB, 1200x1454) ImgOps

File: 62D.png πŸ“₯︎ (1.25 MB, 1618x972) ImgOps

>>1050333
Its the notorious Sludgewaffen Division

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>>1050308
PLEASE take a sample and dump it in a local river

all good soldiers must go into battle at least once

 β„–1050563[Quote]

>>1050308
PLEASE take a sample and dump it in a local river

all good soldiers must go into battle at least once

 β„–1050564[Quote]

>>1049921
fuck off you autistic faggot

 β„–1050565[Quote]

upsludge bumpa

 β„–1050569[Quote]

>>1037927
gemmy
>>1038378
tsmt
>>1038634
sell jars of sludge air on temu

 β„–1050570[Quote]

>>1038872
>>1038873
the sharty sludge killer

 β„–1050574[Quote]

put salt into the sludge



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