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I scream like a little bitch then turn around and scream some more
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I yell out, asking who's at my door as I cautiously approach it. This is so heckin' scary that I pray to science as I near the door.
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After some careful consideration, I decide to purchase the shotgun. Guns are scary, but Rapeson is scarier.
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I nearly wet my pants out of pure terror as I awake, but remember I just bought a shotgun recently. I go to fetch it from the safe, hands shaking in fear.
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first adventure thread in like half a year WAOWWWWWWWWW
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>>1024282I try to reason with the nigger, I initially think that niggers are stupid enough to be tricked, but this is a heckin' unwholesome and le bigoted thought, so I slowly back up to try and find my phone. As I do, I tell the nigger that Rapeson is out for both of us, and that I'm not the problem here.
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>>>1024282 (You)
>I try to reason with the nigger, I initially think that niggers are stupid enough to be tricked, but this is a heckin' unwholesome and le bigoted thought, so I slowly back up to try and find my phone. As I do, I tell the nigger that Rapeson is out for both of us, and that I'm not the problem here.
The 'apeson got really close to the nigger. Right before the 'ape, you run downstairs and you have right now 3 options.
1. Hide in ze closet with your 100% approved cia mossad Remington 870 shotgun
2. Take ze brick phone on the kitchen table into ze closet.
3. Run outside and yell for help, but dis could be potentially seen as disturbing ze peace and sheeeit
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>>1024496I figure I might as well get the most value out of my shotgun, I paid a lot for it after all, so I hide in ze closet with it.
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I prepare to shoot. As much as I enjoy bibisi, I do not want to be killed.
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>I prepare to shoot. As much as I enjoy bibisi, I do not want to be killed.
It is daylight by now, and nothing ever happens yet. You can notify ze police or you can stay inside due to the fact 'apeson isnt necessarily inactive at day, infact, most rape happens at day. You're also sleep deprived. You can put on blackface makeup to get more chances of getting police because le BIPOC voice, but you can get arrested for not eating ze bugs and identity theft due to the fact Jartycuck lives in the neighborhood.
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>>>1024710 (You)
>>Figure out where that smell's coming from.
It is coming from the left tunnel, it also smells even worse now, and youre also covered in shit now. The tunnel leads to a dead end with a small pipe, presumably going from someone's house. Also, you hear footsteps echoing thru the sewers, but dont be scared of 'apeson, you have a shotgun.
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kino soyventure
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Aight. OP here, I'll go right now, can someone else continue ze story.
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back, let's continue ze soyventure
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thread died down o algo, should I revive on /soy/?
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bump
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bump
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nu thread made on soy, can any giga archive dis
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actually, stay on dis thread
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>>1024740Pleasure myself with the shotgun
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Also BUMP!
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>>>1024740
>Pleasure myself with the shotgun.
after shoving the shotgun up there, you have got an STD from the sewers due to the fact, well, its dirty there, obviously.
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bump
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>>1025331after getting the STD, summon Jimbo for advice on how to remove the STD
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>>1024710Ask the three headed chud about his injured left foot
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>>1028150>>1028213Jimbo and the chud start chasing you through the sewers because you didn't have a large dildo when summoning jimbo.
The chud started chasing you because xe is a clittycel!
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You can either crawl out of the sewers or run into the hole!
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Also UP!
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>>1028610kek I forgot im larping as that pol retard
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Up
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>You can either crawl out of the sewers or run into the hole!
I crawl out of the sewer covered in shit and smelling like Paris France. however I see something glowing in the bushes, its the glowies, they want to arrest me because they think im doing blackface (which is heckin raycis) even though im just covered in shit, I explain that im not doing blackface and just enjoying a traditional indian meal
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>>1024929Xhey are detaining you o algo, but suddenly, 'apeson appears behind them. There is also a car near you, that is not yours and you can steal. You can run away and get in the car, and get 2 charges and get wanted, or stay there and possibly get 'aped
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up
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Lean forward bend down and embrace it
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>>1029537Though, 'apeson already dissapears after he 'apes the glowies, the glowies dissapeared as well. It is day now. You can go back to your house or buy supplies o algl
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>>1029986You head home to get some supplies when suddenly a Lovecraftian troon appears brandishing several floating tranny traps whilst levitating
xhe wont let you pass unless you give xer some titty skittles
you have two options
turn around and walk to the pharmacy to buy some HRT to give to the troon and risk getting 'aped by 'apeson
or
call the tranny "sir" in hopes that this will make them ACK
however this might also agro them