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secret unchristian forbidden techniquerino: semen retention + gooning!

MUHAHAHAA!!!

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secret christian forbidden techniquerino: prayer + fasting

amen!!!

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are you seriously going to tell me that stupid retarded tiny white pecker cuckolds will wait literal decades never touching their penis for some quote/unquote """benefits""" to semen retention?

LOL!

SIGNIFICANTLY speed up your progress EXPONENTIALLY by simply combining gooning with semen retentionerino

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Bait

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I would use a not-super-pretty woman for sex + semen retention

no blowjobs (i don't want them)
so she can't randomly decide to be like: "hehe I'll make you cummerino as a le funny joke to ruin your streakerino and make you oxytocin dependent on me!!". NOT funny and plus post-ejaculation she will become hideously repulsive garbage to me that I wouldn't want to interact with as is what naturally happens when hormones release post-ejaculationerino.

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ugh yawn showered

thinking about a fantasy worlderinoino

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I chooserino comfy summerset isles!

My world is gonna have a bad christian roman empire (at cyrodil) trying to enforce their awful christian roman laws on EVERYBODY instead of letting us live comfortably under our own kingdomerinos.

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>>1006298
why do you always just steal your fantasy world from TES

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>>1006301
not stealing, I just repurpose the map because it's available on mapchart.net and I dislike earth (too big) and game of thrones (too ugly and hideous)

elder scrolls map is gooder

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I can either do a fantasy world or I can do comfy town

thing is though fantasy world is obviously bigger and can wage war :3

"comfy" town is claustrophobic or like living in a big city is too le big and full of too many peoplerino, it's too stressfulino

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doing a contrast trick to get me into fantasys instead of fucking modern-era-slop I've been stuck in

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>>1006306
comfy: adventure time
uncomfy stuff: game of thrones and witcher

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think I'll try out rings of powerino.

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samurai jack
primal
adventures of dai
wakfu

dropping adventure time because it is frankly an unbearably awkward and sad "coming of age cartoon" no one fucking asked for.

adventure time is a pretentious piece of shit that I fucking HATE!!!!!!

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>>1006333
fantasy cartoons
* samurai jack
* primal
* wakfu
* DQ: The Adventure of Dai

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semen retention + goon dayerino 9

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I didn't like fantasy world because I couldn't think anything comfy enough

new idea: modern era, waifus, financial security but I'm a live-in servant to rich family.


Shows:
* Euphoria
* The White Lotus

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actresses look better as background noise and not when I can see every pore on their face like if I were to be actually paying attention

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I've changed my mind

I'll use the simpsonerinos as my inspiration for my headcanon-ino

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good op pic

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>>1006368
re-curation complete:

Procedural TV
* Law & Order
* CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
* CSI: NY
* ER
Comfort TV
* The Simpsons

The procedural realism shows are about gritty realism for contrast to the simpsons


my headcanon is going to based in a townerino probably called springfield as there are a zillion towns in a US called springfield or some other super common town name.

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No thanks I don't want blue balls

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>>1006383
for convenience I could look at CSI:NY alone for my CSI fix because NYC is the largest city in the US.

corrections made:
Procedural TV
* Law & Order
* CSI: NY
* ER
Comfort TV
* The Simpsons

I like NYC and Chicago more than LA and Las Vegas, I like the boxy buildings, snow, and grimy looking city more than west coast endless sunshine/desert hell.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_population

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I tried watching arrested development once and I just disliked LA, LA is so grosserino, I can't describe it

the city is just NOT comfy.



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