/q/ - Soyjak Party Meta

Youve all seen that gayass variant being posted on the gallery or forced in your boorum threads. The general consensus is that its coal and that its gay bullshit. But what if i told you that every single person whos daring to defy the popular rstional opinion and shoving this atrocity down rhe throats of soyjak likers are secretly 4trans jannies working for hiromoot and rapeape and that they came up with smuglet as a plan to undermine soyjak culture after the 2025 soileet hack? Its true.
In june of 2025 a month after the hack 4chans moderation team felt humiliated and injusticed after the sharty took credit for one of its most memorable events in its modern history. After all who wouldve thought that closing a board as insignificant and useless as /qa/ wouldve backfired into such a horrible mess that gave them a week of downtime? If anything it demonstrated incompetence from the sites own developers and especially its owner who doesnt even remember he even purchased the site since he was drunk as shit. This sparked an outrage within 4chans moderation team towards the sharty but since elliot hulse and pewdiepie are both protecting the shartys gracious code with their sanctimonious anime powers there was no way they could take revenge directly and hack our website back. Thats when they got the idea. What if we exported the absolute worst of our culture onto theirs? Something worse than my little pony. Something worse than all of the ai generated anime porn you face on /b/ and /gif/. They got it. They would introduce the putrid culture of vtubing and blue archive onto the face of our beloved community. They spent months researching just how exactly they would do this until the day came where one of their fat fuck janitors created an absolute monstrosity of a variant. He took one of fhose smug vtuber images and made a version of it with soytan. Then he made one with cobblestone. And thats how it started.
They quickly caught on. A new project had begun and smuglet was merely an instrument. What you are witnessing right now with baitcord and all of these fucking faggots posting this variant around is nothing less than an elaborate plan to destroy the sharty and deform soyjak culture beyond recognition in order to finally kill our beloved community as revenge for what soileet did to their horribly outdated site. This is war and none of you even know it. Theyre destroying all of which you know and youre doing nothing about it. I hope this text spreads awareness to the 4chanesque hand that is plaguing and infecting our superior culture with their dirtiness. Thank you.