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November 2025
November 1 - The Brimstone Autumn event begins. A thread is stickied announcing a new Coal Harvest, where users are encouraged to post the most mind-breaking slop they can find.[1] A poll is created to decide which forced meme should be retired for the month.[2]
November 2 - A 'teen creates a script that automatically replies to every new thread on 4chan's v with a picture of Cobson, causing massive seethe and temporary board instability. The thread documenting it is stickied.[3] Quote briefly enables a feature that randomizes the word the with the, teh, and tha.[4]
November 3 - A drawfag streamer attempting to draw Femquote is raided by 'teens spamming audio of Nikocado Avocado screaming. The streamer ends the stream after 12 minutes.[5] dem holds an emergency election for Secretary of Shitposting.[6]
November 4 - The results of the forced meme retirement poll are announced; Mulletjak is deemed the winner (loser) and all images of him are auto-pruned from soy for 24 hours. Massive leakage occurs from his fans.[7] A 'teen successfully bots a rplace clone, establishing a small, persistent Soytan in the Lesotho flag.[8]
November 5 - A VNC raid thread is created. 'Teens spend the day connecting to random public VNCs and changing desktop backgrounds to a haunted image of Klaus Schwab with the caption He Knows You Ate The Bugs.[9] One 'teen accidentally connects to a server at a German water treatment plant and is visited by the glowies.[10]
November 6 - A 'teen discovers an ancient, untouched Facebook group for Soyjak Enjoyers (2016-2018) and attempts to integrate them into the main site, resulting in ACKage from the oldGODs at the state of the 'log.[11] SoyBooru reaches 95,000 posts with a coal image of a feralrage holding a slice of turkey.[12]
November 7 - A tranny streamer known as QueenofDance returns, prompting an immediate raid thread. 'Teens spam xir stream with 'cado clips and send 17 'zas to xir address, causing xir to have a meltdown on stream and permanently ban the word soy from xir chat.[13]
November 8 - 9a0c announces a Great Cleansing, vowing to delete any thread that does not contain a 'jak with a visible clitty. The rule is enforced for approximately 4 hours before being reverted due to admin seethe.[14] A new splinter, GoblinGrotto, is announced but fails to attract more than 12 users.[15]
November 9 - 'Teens organize a raid on a Quizlet study set for Advanced Gender Studies, replacing all the definitions with IAS nonsense and Chudjak quotes. The thread is stickied after it reaches 500 replies.[16] Mustard posts a blog entry titled In Defense of Low-Effort Bait which is instantly moved to shrk by a janny.[17]
November 10 - A Printer Raid 4.0 thread is created. 'Teens spam public thermal printers at libraries and offices with images of a Thanksgiving-themed Soytan (Pilgrim hat, napkin tucked into collar).[18] A 'teen nearly gets arrested after trying to plug a Raspberry Pi directly into a printer at his local community college.[19]
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November 11 - The site goes down for 45 minutes. When it returns, every post on soy has been supersaged once by an unknown force. Conspiracy theories about Quote, Soot, or a rogue bot run rampant.[20]
November 12 - A dox thread is created for a prominent femposter on a rival altchan after xhe is caught tracing 'jaks. Xir full name, address, and embarrassing deviantART from 2014 are posted within the hour.[21] The thread is later nuked by jannies for R3, but the damage is done.[22]
November 13 - A 'teen finds a way to embed interactive Unity WebGL builds directly into replies, crashing the browsers of anyone who opens a thread containing a poorly-optimized Soyjak Survivors clone.[23] Quote is forced to disable WebGL embeds after 3 hours.[24]
November 14 - Operation Black Friday begins. 'Teens raid the online chat support for various major retailers, LARPing as confused boomers asking if the store sells coal-pilled 'jaks and Soytan body pillows.[25] A screenshot of a Best Buy support agent replying sir this is a best buy is declared a gem.[26]
November 15 - A new admin, Gravy, is appointed. Xir first action is to replace the default post background with a low-resolution JPEG of lumpy mashed potatoes.[27] After 6 hours of universal seethe, Quote reverts the change and de-admins Gravy.[28]
November 16 - A schizo thread is created claiming that the "GCP Dot" is a government beacon and that 'teens must work together to "neutralize the threat." The thread devolves into a massive soyduel between schizos and rationalists, reaching 2,000 replies before being pruned.[29]
November 17 - A 'teen successfully steals the 88888888 GET on 4chan's /a/ with a perfectly cropped image of OMGSISA.[30] The achievement is immediately added to the wiki.[31]
November 18 - A coordinated raid on a "Furry Thanksgiving Art Stream" occurs. 'Teens flood the donation messages with "Gobble Gobble, Blacked.org" and spam the chat with cornson.png, causing the streamer to break down in tears.[32] The raid thread is looped.[33]
November 19 - Quote, in a fit of pique, enables a word filter that changes "thanks" to "snanks" and "giving" to "gibbing" across the entire site. "Happy Snanksgibbing" trends on /soy/ for the day.[34]
November 20 - The "Brimstone Autumn" event concludes. A final thread is stickied where 'teens post their collected "harvest" of the most vile slop from the month. The winner is a 3-hour unedited video of a man larping as a refrigerator.[35]
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November 21 - A massive, multi-board spam war erupts between /soy/ Frogniggers and /qa/ Touhouposters after a frogGOD claims that "Touhou is just Zellig for gooks." Jannies are forced to lock /qa/ for two hours to cool down.[36]
November 22 - A 'teen datamines a newly-released SNCA game and finds a hidden texture file of Cobson in the game files. The developer's Discord is immediately raided.[37]
November 23 - A bait thread titled "My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't stop posting on the 'party" gets 1,500 replies of genuine advice, schizoposting, and people posting their own 'jaks with the caption "she left me for a BWC."[38]
November 24 - Nothing happens. The 'log is eerily calm, populated only by a few blogposters and a single, stickied thread reminding users to "take your meds."[39]
November 25 - The calm is broken. A namefag reveals they have been compiling a list of every user who has ever posted "GEEG" and threatens to leak it unless the site collectively posts 10,000 images of Glibblezorpson. The 'log is wiped with Glibblezorpson for 6 hours.[40]
November 26 - A 'teen uses an AI voice generator to create a song called "Soyteen's Lament" sung in the style of a 2000s emo band and posts it to Vocaroo. It becomes the most replied-to thread of the month.[41]
November 27 - A "Pre-Snanksgibbing Feast" cytube is hosted by Mustard. The stream is a chaotic mix of jartycuck gems, FPE, Skibidi Toilet, and unedited footage of a turkey farm, causing at least three 'teens to report feeling physically ill.[42]
November 28 - A dox thread targets the owner of a small, tranny-run Etsy shop selling "Soyjak-themed crochet plushies." The shop is flooded with orders for 10,000 'cado coinslot plushies to fake addresses, causing it to shut down.[43]
November 29 - Quote releases a "State of the Party" address, which is just a single image of a shrugging Soyjak. The thread is instantly botted to 5,000 replies with frog emojis.[44]
November 30 - The final day of the month sees a massive, unstickied whiteboard raid that spontaneously organizes. 'Teens, /pol/ immigrants, and cordfags temporarily unite to cover dozens of whiteboards in a complex mural depicting the entire history of the Sharty, before it is inevitably wiped by a Korean tranny.[45] A 'teen archives the entire thing in a 4-hour long YouTube video.[46]