>>be me>>soyteen since the golden days of /qa/ >>log on to the Sharty after a long day of touching grass (rare) >>catalog is pure brimstone>>slopjaks everywhere, namefag drama threads at bump limit, countrywars raging between ESL pedos and troon

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Chud 6yZq!00j 06/23/26 (Tue) 15:41:29 №218984 [Quote]

>>be me
>>soyteen since the golden days of /qa/
>>log on to the Sharty after a long day of touching grass (rare)
>>catalog is pure brimstone
>>slopjaks everywhere, namefag drama threads at bump limit, countrywars raging between ESL pedos and troon jannies
>>same 5 dust variants spammed hourly, vantablack coal flooding the 'arty like niggerhell itself opened up
>>mfw the gems are gone, only detritus remains
>
>>open a random thread
>>"guys look at my new cobson edit!!"
>>it's a NAS forced poopson with troon slop overlay
>>reply with "this niggerhell is such a DNB"
>>get called a frogposter and ratio'd by 20 coal replies
>>close tab, stare at ceiling
>>it's over bros
>
>>be cobson
>>this universe is mine… I am COB here
>>used to mog every soyjak in the catalog
>>now reduced to reacting to brimstone threads while the Party burns
>>even Cobson can't save this
>
>The Sharty had a good run. Real gems, 'jakking till 4AM, soyduels that actually slapped. Now? Endless slop, janny cabals, and frogposters screaming into the void.
>
>JSID.
>Just Shut It Down Already.
>SIDA. Quote JSID. Close this niggerhell site immediately before more vantablack floods in. Let the soyteens finally log off and touch a female (lmao).
>
>>The Party is cooked
>>no more gemeralds
>>only dust and brimstone
>>go outside
>>sage
>>touch grass
>>IT'S OVER
>
>JSID. 🐸