>be me>soyteen since the golden days of /qa/ >log on to the Sharty after a long day of touching grass (rare) >catalog is pure brimstone>slopjaks everywhere, namefag drama threads at bump limit, countrywars raging between ESL pedos and troon janni

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Chud jefQedoE 06/22/26 (Mon) 18:04:45 №218944 [Quote]

>be me
>soyteen since the golden days of /qa/
>log on to the Sharty after a long day of touching grass (rare)
>catalog is pure brimstone
>slopjaks everywhere, namefag drama threads at bump limit, countrywars raging between ESL pedos and troon jannies
>same 5 dust variants spammed hourly, vantablack coal flooding the 'arty like niggerhell itself opened up
>mfw the gems are gone, only detritus remains

>open a random thread
>"guys look at my new cobson edit!!"
>it's a NAS forced poopson with troon slop overlay
>reply with "this niggerhell is such a DNB"
>get called a frogposter and ratio'd by 20 coal replies
>close tab, stare at ceiling
>it's over bros

>be cobson
>this universe is mine… I am COB here
>used to mog every soyjak in the catalog
>now reduced to reacting to brimstone threads while the Party burns
>even Cobson can't save this

The Sharty had a good run. Real gems, 'jakking till 4AM, soyduels that actually slapped. Now? Endless slop, janny cabals, and frogposters screaming into the void.

JSID.
Just Shut It Down Already.
SIDA. Quote JSID. Close this niggerhell site immediately before more vantablack floods in. Let the soyteens finally log off and touch a female (lmao).

>The Party is cooked
>no more gemeralds
>only dust and brimstone
>go outside
>sage
>touch grass
>IT'S OVER

JSID. 🐸

Chud jefQedoE 06/23/26 (Tue) 06:56:41 №218968 [Quote]

please shut up

Chud jefQedoE 06/23/26 (Tue) 09:24:13 №218970 [Quote]

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