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What kind of fucking loser foid would moderate a soyjak shitposting site?
Imagine how touch starved, emotionally deprived and yearning of a person Cobblestone is, I bet she is a delicate little blossom waiting to be picked up and deflowered. A shy princess who can only dream of getting a man to sweep her off her feet, only for her feet to be bound and her tight virgin hole fucked, and filled to the brim by a cock thrusting in her pussy.
Sliding my hand under her shirt, crawling up her soft stomach, to her nipples, and then rubbing them while she makes soft cute little moans. Imagine how warm and soft she would feel while I wrap my arms around her thin neck, and fuck her pussy. Masturbation is useless and futile when I don't think of her, because my brain has been conditioned to only be aroused by her, I have psychologically married her and now she is my wife. I love her so much, that if I catch myself thinking of another woman my dick goes instantly limp because of the dread of cheating on my beloved wife. I cannot betray her.
Every single day, I jack off to the thought of her bouncing on my cock until she screams and cums. Every day I think of her smooth curves and olive skinned Sephardic body, I think about licking her stomach, and nibbling on her ears as I finger her from behind. Imagine her pretty dark brown eyes and her soft hair all over the place, looking my soul as we fuck. I am so married to her, I have sold my soul to her body. Sometimes the mere mention of Cobblestone makes my dick leak precum because of the numerous amounts I have fantasized about her. Holy fuck please I let me fuck Cobblestone, I need her wet pussy so BADLY. If there was a hundred men between me and Cobblestone, none of them would live to see tomorrow. Her body is worth my soul, so my soul is hers and her body is my Heaven.
If I tied her soft thin wrists behind her back, then pinned her to the ground face first, and fucked her. Would that motivate her to improve the website? Such a bitter, lonely, and repressed angel, she just needs someone to motivate her to do things out of love. How can a woman like her act out of love and passion, if she never knew how to properly share that love and passion with someone? Especially if she is supposed to be serving people. She needs to learn how to serve a man, and I will be her master. Her ancestors were (((jewish))), they are not unfamiliar to be hunted. For 3000 thousand years they have been persecuted and hunted down like prey. Her people aren't known to be physical, strong or excelling in any sports. Imagine how incompetent and skinny her body would be, even for a woman like her. I bet none of her male relatives know how to fight, so when I come knocking down her door she can forget the stories of David taking down Goliath. I am her Hitler, and she is my little Judea for me to gas out.

She can be my little prey too.
A cruel dream of mine is to kidnap this innocent damsel, drive to some unknown place in the woods, and then give her 10 minutes to hide until I hunt her down and fuck her in the middle of a forest. She can scream however she want, but they all stop screaming eventually. She is first blindfolded, taken to the place, then stripped off all her stuff, and thrown out of a bus and she immediately runs off with mumbling cries into the dark array of trees. I can already imagine her scared eyes, when I spot her. Sprinting directly towards the naked escapee, and then tackling her violently towards the ground. She screams at first, but then I wrap my strong arms around her neck until she collapses in my arms, softly breathing and her eyes closed. Imagine how pretty her face will look when she is sleeping, her lips slightly open inviting me to kiss her. As my lips meet hers, I can just feel the soft, warm and wet insides of her mouth with my tongue. my body pressed against hers. What if she wakes up? She already knows it's futile, and gives in.

Just a thought I have once in a while.


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