/q/ - Soyjak Party Meta

Sourced from Nakukoro booru user

Quote was born around 2007 to British parents. One is a libtard mother, the other a soyboy father. He was raised vegetarian. He was homeschooled because his mother believed public school was a bad influence. As such he had no friends. So he turned to the computer, which he soon found an affinity with. As he became more agile with technology, he found the sharty at 15-14 years old and quickly climbed up the ladder. Thanks to his skills he was able to enter a college, CS degree, presumably near 18 years old. However his lack of social skills has lead to depression, and then anhedonia. He recalls his greatest memory is having a 9 hours long continuous cytube PMs discussion with a friend. Then came the coup. Froot wanted to get rid of the Sharty, and Quote sort of forced him to handle power as he already had sysop over the servers and presumably domain name, thereby forcing him to handle it to Quote. Yet this gain of power presumably did very little to 'fix' him. At 18 years old he goes to McDonald's and eats a burger, the first time he eats meat in his life.
Nowadays he has to deal with 1 month long delays of missed schoolwork, anhedonia, the burden of ownership, and baiting the nuGODS with chud x troonime mouse girl bait.