>be me>year 2028>hop on /soy/>nu admin is snepli snark>snepli snark is a convicted pedophile>open up the 'log>be bombarded by 'p, bmt, dnb, and babyjak 'cado>ok>click out of all of the new windows>submit my full address and date of birth

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Chud ZsN40irX 05/17/26 (Sun) 14:59:28 №217132 [Quote]

>be me
>year 2028
>hop on /soy/
>nu admin is snepli snark
>snepli snark is a convicted pedophile
>open up the 'log
>be bombarded by 'p, bmt, dnb, and babyjak 'cado
>ok
>click out of all of the new windows
>submit my full address and date of birth into the email field
>the rules pop up on my screen
>read them
>1. Must post at least one CP clip per day
>2. Pedophilia is mandatory
>2.1 MAPphobia is insant ban and instant swatting
>3. Not participating in a 'cord is prohibited
>4. Every post must have 'p in it, or else it cannot be approved
>5. Non-pedophilic posts can only be made once a month.
>6. MLP is aryan swarthycuck
>6.1 When sacrificing kids to Moloch you must first say prayers to our old leader quote
>7. Underage femboy grooming sessions only on /qa/
>8. No homophobia, racism or antisemitism
>click out of tab
>make a post with impish 'jak doing a little jig
>first reppy
<where is the 'p
>reply saying its not the version with 'p
>autobanned
it's too shartypilled