>>3839487 (OP)You're Anatolian, huh?
OP: Yeah, Anatolian.
Chud: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things… about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Anatolians were spawned by Yamnaya.
OP: [He does a double take] Come again?
Chud: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Anatolians have, uh, Yamnaya blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Yamnaya conquered Anatolia. And the Yamnaya are whites.
OP: Yes…
Chud: So you see, way back then, uh, Anatolians were like, uh, Bantus from South Sudan. Ah, they all had black hair and black eyes, but, uh, well, then the Yamnaya moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Anatolian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why black hair and black eyes became lighter hair and light skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Anatolians still carry that Yamnaya gene. Now this…
Chud: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting… history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
OP: [laughing] I love this guy.
Chud: Your ancestors are Yamnayas. Uh-huh.
Chud: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a Yamnaya, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-Yamnaya kid… now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part hunter gatherer.