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The time the Soviet Union had to officially declare that Vladimir Lenin was NOT
a mushroom 🍄🚫
Year: May 1991. The Soviet Union is in its final months, and state television
airs a late-night interview program called Fifth Wheel.
A musician named Sergey Kuryokhin sits down with a completely straight face and
delivers a "groundbreaking historical revelation" backed by fake scientific
diagrams and pseudoscientific jargon.
His claim? Vladimir Lenin consumed so many wild hallucinogenic mushrooms that
his nervous system was entirely replaced by fungal mycelium, transforming him
into a literal mushroom.
He argued with total conviction that:
1. The 1917 Bolshevik Revolution was actually controlled by fungal networks.
2. Lenin was no longer human-he was a conscious toadstool.
3. The shape of an armored car resembles the cap of a Psilocybe mushroom,
proving Lenin was subliminally communicating his fungal identity to the
masses.
The Reaction: Because Soviet citizens were used to believing everything
broadcast on state television, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL.
Panic set in. People were calling local party offices in tears asking if the
founder of the Soviet Union was an edible fungus.
It got so bad that a delegation of Bolshevik party veterans marched into the
Leningrad Regional Committee demanding answers.
The head of the Ideological Department of the Regional Party Committee had to
issue a 100% real, official public statement:
"Lenin could not have been a mushroom because a mammal cannot be a fungus."
Imagine having an empire so bureaucratically cooked that government officials
have to clarify on national television that the father of the nation was not a
portobello.
Absolute peak surrealism. 10/10 no notes. 🍄👑📉
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>>3837299Akikan was peak anime
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>>3837303>GenreRomantic comedy[1]it's all the same mang
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>>3837307No, it's different
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>>3837310wow very cool quote, this site is the best
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>>3837311Seriously though it is different because the wompas are soda cans
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>>3837315Do you want to hear a really good romanitc comedia?
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>>3837299Idk what life would be like without it its like the most important thing that ever happened in my life
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>>3837320Mayoi Neko Overrun. It starts off as a normal cookie cutter romcom but goes completely off the rails and never returns. Absoluteyl glorious mess that somehow works. It had a serious production hell and they were swapping key staff like crazy and you can feel it in every frame as if the entire studio went like "whatever let's do whateverthefuck"
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>>3837325how off the rails? gintama/bobobo tier?
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>>3837330Don't know what those two are sorry but it becomes more like schizophrenic crazy comedy where plot continuity is thrown out the window
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>>3837325Give a proper elevator pitch for it, because I've recently discovered two romcom anime from around 2000 that I find really enjoyable but maybe that's because I have cursed taste