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 3836318[Quote]

How does it feel upon learning that you have accomplished less in your life than a mosquito?

 3836699[Quote]

AIDS infected niggers have immunity to malaria btw thats why them niggas all have aids in africa because else they will die from malaria

 3836741[Quote]

>>3836318 (OP)
I drank tonic water with quinine in it once and it tasted like shit, not surprised they don't want it

 3836749[Quote]

Mosquitos kill less black people per capita than whites though.

 3836787[Quote]

maybe if we deport all of our AMERICAN mosquitoes along with niggers theyll breed with the african mosquitoes like how those killer bees got made and then we just wait for the supersquitos to die after running out of niggers as a food source then make africa white again

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>>3836787
Trvmp do dis

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>>3836749
Comical lie

 3836794[Quote]

>>3836749
Cope, eres peor de un mosquito

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 3837071[Quote]

The time the Soviet Union had to officially declare that Vladimir Lenin was NOT
a mushroom 🍄🚫

Year: May 1991. The Soviet Union is in its final months, and state television
airs a late-night interview program called Fifth Wheel.

A musician named Sergey Kuryokhin sits down with a completely straight face and
delivers a "groundbreaking historical revelation" backed by fake scientific
diagrams and pseudoscientific jargon.

His claim? Vladimir Lenin consumed so many wild hallucinogenic mushrooms that
his nervous system was entirely replaced by fungal mycelium, transforming him
into a literal mushroom.

He argued with total conviction that:

1. The 1917 Bolshevik Revolution was actually controlled by fungal networks.
2. Lenin was no longer human-he was a conscious toadstool.
3. The shape of an armored car resembles the cap of a Psilocybe mushroom,
proving Lenin was subliminally communicating his fungal identity to the
masses.

The Reaction: Because Soviet citizens were used to believing everything
broadcast on state television, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL.

Panic set in. People were calling local party offices in tears asking if the
founder of the Soviet Union was an edible fungus.

It got so bad that a delegation of Bolshevik party veterans marched into the
Leningrad Regional Committee demanding answers.

The head of the Ideological Department of the Regional Party Committee had to
issue a 100% real, official public statement:

"Lenin could not have been a mushroom because a mammal cannot be a fungus."

Imagine having an empire so bureaucratically cooked that government officials
have to clarify on national television that the father of the nation was not a
portobello.

Absolute peak surrealism. 10/10 no notes. 🍄👑📉

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