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i wonder why humanity left paganism behind lowk some of these Pegan god story lines is just peak

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like the nordic pagan gods designs are just better

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Vantawhite euro pagans fighting and worshipping tung tung tung sahur

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>>3835808
thats keyed doe can we bring this back ?

 3835828[Quote]

up

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>worshipping tung tung tung sahur

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>>3835805
(Un)fortunately that didn't save them from being ass raped from existence.

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>>3835958
same shit gon happen to Christianity when Islam comes to power

 3835986[Quote]

>>3835976
Same shit gon happen to islam when hinduism comes to power

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>>3835986
vishnubvlls is this true 💀

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>>3835805
>>3835796 (OP)
the storys in question

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>>3835976
And islam in palestine once Israel is done with them.
>>3835986
GEG.

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>>3836000
So if I hang myself i will get that kind of knowledge? are the suicidal secretly genius??

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>>3836000
better then being sodomized by the "rod of the men" tbh

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>>3836003
vishnubvlls are comming for you cvmskeen 💀

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>>3836036
BharatKINGS gon comqer canda an cucmskins wont do anything 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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>>3836011
>So if I hang myself i will get that kind of knowledge? are the suicidal secretly genius??
No, he hang himself by feet, upside down, not by neck. Try it yourself, then tell us how is it.

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>>>3836000
>better then being sodomized by the "rod of the men" tbh

"Rod of men" refers to discipline and something similar to having your hands swatted for doing something stupid. Read the context you paganfag.

 3836970[Quote]

Pagan gods just turned into saints before protestants raped everything

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>>3836024
obviously the stripes of the children of men meaning the red bruises and the rod being a heavy handed punishment, not sodomy, and you obviously know when you're stretching things

 3837024[Quote]

>>3836965
Oh now context matters ?

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>>3836965
im not sure he's pagan i think muzzies have been fagging as pagans and gnostics, agnostics, and satanists too, diverting attention off of themselves while they go all out

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>>3837024
yeah like the context of mohammad marrying aisha at 6 which is plain and simply written out

 3837044[Quote]

>>3837032
Das why pegan gods btfo

 3837046[Quote]

The time the Soviet Union had to officially declare that Vladimir Lenin was NOT
a mushroom 🍄🚫

Year: May 1991. The Soviet Union is in its final months, and state television
airs a late-night interview program called Fifth Wheel.

A musician named Sergey Kuryokhin sits down with a completely straight face and
delivers a "groundbreaking historical revelation" backed by fake scientific
diagrams and pseudoscientific jargon.

His claim? Vladimir Lenin consumed so many wild hallucinogenic mushrooms that
his nervous system was entirely replaced by fungal mycelium, transforming him
into a literal mushroom.

He argued with total conviction that:

1. The 1917 Bolshevik Revolution was actually controlled by fungal networks.
2. Lenin was no longer human-he was a conscious toadstool.
3. The shape of an armored car resembles the cap of a Psilocybe mushroom,
proving Lenin was subliminally communicating his fungal identity to the
masses.

The Reaction: Because Soviet citizens were used to believing everything
broadcast on state television, MILLIONS OF PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS REAL.

Panic set in. People were calling local party offices in tears asking if the
founder of the Soviet Union was an edible fungus.

It got so bad that a delegation of Bolshevik party veterans marched into the
Leningrad Regional Committee demanding answers.

The head of the Ideological Department of the Regional Party Committee had to
issue a 100% real, official public statement:

"Lenin could not have been a mushroom because a mammal cannot be a fungus."

Imagine having an empire so bureaucratically cooked that government officials
have to clarify on national television that the father of the nation was not a
portobello.

Absolute peak surrealism. 10/10 no notes. 🍄👑📉
>flood

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>>3837044
Avoiding me because I am too powerful?

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>>3837050
Maphammed is a pedophile and wottan btfo him and jewsus

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>>3837062
I don't think you're pagan.

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>>3837058
Giga
>>3837064
Pagans gooder doe

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>>3837073
You have been stirring contention between pagans and Christians on here as well as muslims and Christians?

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>>3836000
germanic myths are gemmy

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>>3837088
Tradition is gemmy
but OP is shitting up the log with christpills on his off time and making people bicker over paganism despite not being a pagan himself and not believing in it.

>>3835796 (OP)
Here's your star OP

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>>3837095
Dont be so god dang mean man hes alright

 3837100[Quote]

>>3837098
The rod is scary I know.

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>>3837100
The same rod that sodomized your god ?

 3837115[Quote]

>>3837110
Now youre just pouring oil into fire

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>>3837115
Yet I know when I speak harshly it is better thought out and for better reasons.

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>>3837115
Well maybe if he doesn't want to get insulted he shouldn't insult other people first

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>>3837132
That's weird, you've been posting a lot of things with other 3rd worlders directed at a certain religion while there have not been threads made by it's practitioners to push it virtually at all. And when it comes to my usage of historical texts i have always shared screenshots and delved into them without needing to twist words or meaning, but you twist readily while pretending your wit is the same as wisdom. It is not.

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>>3837143
Niggerbabble not reading

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>>3837046
this happened i was there



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