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>Be me
>Scrolling through based social media at 3 a.m.
>Spot this hot UA thot in NYC on an H-1B visa
>Living in Crown Heights, posting her "modeling" gigs
>Turns out "modeling" = OnlyFans + straight-up prostitution
>Basically leeching off a loneliness crisis by selling a false sense of intimacy
>Remember ICE tip line exists
>Do my part for the homeland, send in the receipts with timestamps and links
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Few weeks later
>Bored, check her Insta for lulz
>Account nuked, last post some crying story about "unexpected travel"
>Dig a bit
>Deported back to Ukraine, lmao
>Now she's back in Kiev
>Posting how "Kiev is so much better than Crown Heights"
>Meanwhile making TikTok videos like "I'm Ukrainian and this is my McDonald's"
>While begging local gopniks to donate toward her trust fund
>Thanks for playing, don't come back
mfw America wins again 🦅

 â„–3826105[Quote]

in 2030 the sharty will be fully automatized by ai so nusois won't even have to post anymore

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homer let the barts out

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this happened i'm the jewkranian that got deported

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Shit that never happened awardo

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piss that always ceased bravado

 â„–3826122[Quote]

🤔 white refugees are good.
Especially whores.

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you didnt hit first? for shame young nigga



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