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 â„–3812083[Quote]

And I'm an autistic retard. I'm so nervous, idk what to do. I'm literally shaking. If I get this job I'll be working like twice a week making over 225k

 â„–3812084[Quote]

>>3812083 (OP)
It's all going to be all right, bro

 â„–3812086[Quote]

If you get the job buy me a pizza

 â„–3812087[Quote]

stay calm blvd

 â„–3812089[Quote]

>>3812084
>>3812086
The fact that I passed the first round and this is the final round must mean something right?

 â„–3812090[Quote]

>>3812087
I can't I'm literally shaking. I can't even talk to anyone because of how nervous I am. Maybe I should steal my friends Valium and Xanax?

 â„–3812091[Quote]

u gotta walk in there with your coqqq out to show dominance and BTFO everybaldi

 â„–3812092[Quote]

new larp just dropped

 â„–3812093[Quote]

Drink some vodka play some music and jerk off night before

 â„–3812094[Quote]


 â„–3812098[Quote]

>>3812091
I must show dominance even if I'm wrong and retarded?

 â„–3812099[Quote]

>>3812091
Should I compliment the hr lady? Should I wear an extreme amount of cologne ?

 â„–3812100[Quote]

>>3812099

Yes don't overdo on cologne

 â„–3812101[Quote]

Do you have the qualifications for said job? If so you should be fine you should only worry about composing yourself during the interview

 â„–3812102[Quote]

>asking for advice on bald men with glasses

 â„–3812103[Quote]

>>3812099
absolutly not. people don't really like that I think.
>compliment the hr lady
are you tall or atractive, otherwise she'll think you're a creep and you deffinatly won't get it since you gave her the "ick"

 â„–3812104[Quote]

>>3812101
It's Canada geg some Jeet will get the job instead of OP

 â„–3812106[Quote]


 â„–3812109[Quote]

>twice a week making over 225k
wtf do you work for?

 â„–3812113[Quote]

>>3812103
I'm 6'4 but I'm funny looking (not unattractive but very particular looking)
>>3812101
I do have the qualifications for the job but I'm so nervous that I can't even say hi how are you without stuttering. I've always been calm and collected and idk why I'm being spiritually attacked right now

 â„–3812114[Quote]

>>3812109
Blud managed to get one of those fake email jobs that women get where they do nothing all day but somehow earn more than you

 â„–3812115[Quote]

>>3812100
I've gotten 12 compliments from women about my cologne

 â„–3812118[Quote]

>>3812113
>6'4
that's okau, just be very careful if you compliment her. if you aren't shre what to say don't say anything.

 â„–3812119[Quote]

>>3812115
Don't wear cologne to a job interview nigga, just apply a deodorant to make sure you don't stank.
And don't fucking compliment the HR lady.

 â„–3812121[Quote]

>>3812115
okau, don't overdo it so people can smell it after you leave.

 â„–3812123[Quote]

>>3812121
I hate being such a virgin loser

 â„–3812124[Quote]

>>3812123
Don't listen to him he's a furfag

 â„–3812125[Quote]

are you that phono who is experiencing severe anxiety from benzo withdrawal?
>>3812109
also answer my question. what job are you applying for?

 â„–3812128[Quote]

>>3812125
I can't really say because there's only 20 000 people that have this job in Canada

 â„–3812129[Quote]

>>3812119

Compliment make good impression, he needs to socialize at his new job interview, but don't compliment everyone cuz that will look weird he should wear a suit and look clean also have an expensive one so it shows that your serious about this job

 â„–3812130[Quote]

>>3812128
liar liar pants on fire

 â„–3812131[Quote]

>>3812129
I have a 4000 CAD suit

 â„–3812132[Quote]

>>3812129
If you compliment the HR lady but she doesn't want to have sex with you you're just immediately getting rejected from the job

 â„–3812133[Quote]

>>3812129
For a woman compliment equals flirting and being flirted with by a guy who you're not attracted to equals sexual harassment

 â„–3812141[Quote]

>>3812099
>>3812098
confidence is key
>Should I compliment the hr lady? Should I wear an extreme amount of cologne ?
in this day and age no.

 â„–3812145[Quote]

>>3812141
he's 6'4 and not ugly. I think a compliment is viable

 â„–3812146[Quote]

>>3812083 (OP)
Didn't you post this a couple of days ago?

 â„–3812153[Quote]

>>3812146
No
>>3812145
I'm not ugly but I'm definitely not attractive, I just have attractive features but they're not combined to make something nice. I'm just funny looking due to the hairstyle that I have. And it hard for me to achieve this look, I do it via hairspray and prayers

 â„–3812160[Quote]

>>3812094
I mean honestly, if I don't get the job, I'll just be a neet at home and if I do I'll be a rich neet, what difference does it make? Honestly I should go in there naked

 â„–3812161[Quote]

>>3812145
RAPE then

 â„–3812165[Quote]

>>3812160

Dont do stupid shit and to get that job son

 â„–3812170[Quote]

>>3812160
I know this is a joke but you do need to take this seruously.

 â„–3812171[Quote]

>>3812170
seriously

 â„–3812175[Quote]

>>3812160
Are you trying to set the standard that earning less than 225k is a fail and that one should give up? That you have some niche skill or contacts willing to offer you 225k, but that's your bare minimum, so you're going to not work at all if it's not met.

Sounds like a psyop blackpill to get people to not be happy unless they are top earners.

 â„–3812182[Quote]

>>3812175
I don't know what you're talking about >>3812170
I'm too nervous. I'm gonna look like a robot and I may have a nervous breakdown

 â„–3812191[Quote]

>>3812089
Yes! Keep going!

 â„–3812197[Quote]

>>3812182
okau but don't think it's promised to you, even if you made it to the second round of interviews there are still other people who made it as well, you still have to put effort in.

 â„–3812220[Quote]

>>3812197
when are u gonna get a job

 â„–3812222[Quote]

>>3812220
when I finish high school. in Ireland you're in high school until 19 years old

 â„–3812228[Quote]

>>3812222
here it is 18, but i got held back so i am ancient and have to stay extra year
what will u get as job

 â„–3812229[Quote]

>>3812170
FURFAG you dirty mongrel

 â„–3812236[Quote]

>>3812228
idk probably some minimum wage job or something.



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