>>3791456>coast guardI agree, it's the best option out of them all.
I almost joined the navy once, this was like a few months ago, I wanted to see if I could and shit, and since I loved the ocean, it was perfect. I went in signed everything then had another appointment at 11am the next day, I forgot about it and the recruiter ghosted me lol so Ig it wasn't meant to be.
Then I looked to join the marines, cuz im a big tough guy and shit, but before I met a group of 4 marines at a In N out, all of them were older than me, and all of them were nerd/faggot 5'4 tall and super skinny. I was towering over them and I was shocked they were marines since I was way younger than them.
Then I learned most new bootcamps recruits are non-white Mexicans, and Id rather spend my life in a community college than be in a room full of bald Mexicans while being yelled by another Mexican. If it was the 1990s I would have joined no doubt.
I wanted to be a seal too…