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A robber
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Dont open they will kidnap you
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Are you fine
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We lost him
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>>3791145Yea I'm fine but he's outside my house. He knocked two times and I checked 15 minutes later and then he knocks again
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>>3791123 (OP)open the door but be fully naked and start screaming as loudly as possible
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>>3791148They do that over here call the cops
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>>3791140I'm so fucking pissed off. Why would someone bother me, I feel so homicidal. I'm on full fight or flight mode right now and I hate this feeling. I feel so pissed
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>>3791152The next time they knock dont answer
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>>3791150Lmao
>>3791151But these places aren't known for these types of things. My friends are calling me a pussy for not answering. It's some First Nation guy on an old ass bike
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>>3791152It's me, I've come to rape you
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Someone ordered you a 'za
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>>3791159Piza in soyspeak
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Pizza*
You dont watch raids d9nt you?
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>>3791165>>3791163>>3791162Wtf are you guys saying, I'm from 4chan so I don't understand this. I'm serious guys, I'm actually pissed and scared right now
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It's me I'm going to ape you old troon
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>>3791169blud is from 4diddy☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
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>>3791169Soyspeak, we have a wiki and you better stop using that shithole
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>>3791174>>3791173>>3791172Guys I'm not joking anymore, I'm serious and freaking scared. Focus on the issue
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>>3791177Why do my limbs feel so weak on fight or flight?
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>>3791178Dont answer the next time they could kidnap you and call the cops
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>>3791180Then its flight time
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>>3791181But it's one guy that * I THINK * I recognize from the neighborhood.
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>>3791185Well anyway, I'm leaving this place, coincidentally after tomorrow, so I might as well leave tomorrow morning.
>>3791188Men in black?
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>>3791185Explain
And why are my friends calling me a pussy on the phone?
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>>3791188You guys really believe it's a potential robber or kidnapper ?
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>>3791210why dont you just not answer the door
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Killl all fo them
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>>3791222Well that's what I did, I did not answer the door
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>>3791227open the door. he has free pizza.
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>>3791222But it's not normal some guy on a bike knocks at my door at 12 AM and then 15 minutes later when I check (to see if I heard correctly) proceeds to knock on my door again. I was so pissed off, I grabbed a weapon just in case but I don't know how I'll answer, I'll be super aggressive because right now there's so much adrenaline going through me
>>3791232Very nice
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>>3791233If bike then he is the informer
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>>3791237Informer? Look guys, I'm serious WTF are you guys talking about
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>>3791241Just dont answer the door
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>>3791250Why do I feel like a pussy tho, I can't sleep
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>>3791264Then watch a movie
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>>3791250He's just a kind man trying to give op the 'za
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Idk just read masturbate or whatever they like to do in canada
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Its da fuggen jerdee
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>>3791271Seriously? I'm in fight or flight mode and this is what you're saying? I'm all alone, imagine if I had a family to take care of.
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>>3791276Its your house look for something long and hard you could hit someone with and stay at the window
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>>3791282Well it's not my house (I'm a tenant) and I'm leaving in two days
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the boards biggest attention whore award
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>>3791288Nobetter thing to talk about rn
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>>3791288Internet tough guy
>>3791291I'm not larping, wtf is wrong with everyone