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 â„–3786854[Quote]

Would you slap your wife if the chicken was cold?

 â„–3786856[Quote]

Just reheat the chicken nigga

 â„–3786858[Quote]

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>>3786854 (OP)
Nah i'd just slap the chicken in the microwave and fix it like the man that i am.

 â„–3786859[Quote]

I'd slap her either way

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>>3786856
Its not about the chicken its about sending a message

 â„–3786862[Quote]

Sure

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>>3786860
Not her fault you got home late nigga

 â„–3786866[Quote]

>>3786858
Cumskins microwave chicken…

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>>3786864
Uncle date trans girls by the way

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>>3786866
ill microwave a salad and put mayo on it too

 â„–3786872[Quote]

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>>3786867
NO OH OH NONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOO…..

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>>3786867
Nigger how did we get from "I game with trannies occasionally" to "THIS NIGGA FUCKS TRANNIES"?

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>>3786869
Ill eat dish washed chicken

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>>3786854 (OP)
Microwaves exist, doe

 â„–3786880[Quote]

>>3786877
Toaster oven is better doebeit

 â„–3786881[Quote]

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>>3786874
OH OHHHHHH OHHH NONNNNOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO YOU EVEN ADMITTED TO IT…. NOOOOOTTTT NOT NOTTTT LIKE THISSSSAASA!!degdegdegdegdegdeg!!!

 â„–3786883[Quote]

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>>3786876
nigga…
i nkow yo, i know you aint ever put mayo ona cracker and munch it like a rabbit befo

 â„–3786884[Quote]

>>3786877
Oyyyyyyyy satoko

 â„–3786887[Quote]

>>3786874
Well it's suspicious 🤔

 â„–3786888[Quote]

>>3786874
Do you dare say tranny in front of them

 â„–3786889[Quote]

>>3786881
Stop being a nigger man

>>3786888
Honestly they throw it around like blacks throw around "nigga"

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>>3786884
Do I need to explaim Im not the lolicerdo

 â„–3786891[Quote]

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>>3786883
I dont need to.

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>>3786889
Uncle you would never beat the "i occasionally game with trannies" out of me for my LIFE

 â„–3786896[Quote]

>>3786889
I'm talking about (You)

 â„–3786897[Quote]

>>3786888
They call themselves Troon all the time

 â„–3786898[Quote]

>>3786891
(You) challenge me!?

 â„–3786899[Quote]

>Would you say "tranny" in front of your tranny friends
<They say it to each other all the time
What did he mean by this?

 â„–3786900[Quote]

>>3786890
I'm just junpscared by the flag bro sry

 â„–3786904[Quote]

>>3786900
Ive been here again for a month and this is the first time you see me?

 â„–3786905[Quote]

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>>3786898
Me vs you pigskin

 â„–3786907[Quote]

>>3786896
I've occasionally throw it around as a joke, yes.

>>3786899
It's like how niggers give certain whites the pass, some people are allowed to get away with it in some circumstances and others aren't. It depends on context.

>>3786895
You try making new friends at 30 and then get back to me on that

 â„–3786912[Quote]

my lizard powers are too much for you
>inb4 methaphor of us and israel

 â„–3786914[Quote]

>>3786907
Im sorry but confessing dat shit online is just really shameless uncle

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>>3786907
You're off the hook, for now…

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>>3786904
Actually yes

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>>3786914
I just don't really care, man.

 â„–3786931[Quote]

>>3786918
It would help you to open up a bit more about less stuff that weirds people out on here though. Maybe you need a lizard in your life, how about a vegetarian lizard?

 â„–3786934[Quote]

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id slap someone elses wife

 â„–3786935[Quote]

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>>3786934
But whatabout yer own wife eh?

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>>3786931
I've thought about a lizard, but there are currently VERY curious cats living in my house and they'd probably find a way in. Hamsters were always my thing anyway, might go back to keeping them once the cats aren't here. A fishtank would be nice too but that's even more work tbh.

 â„–3786940[Quote]

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>>3786935
my ex wife is my sons mom so id never hit her unless she was like about to drown him or something

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>>3786940
But what if the chicken was cold?

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>>3786945
id be surprised if it was cooked all the way through knowing her

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>>3786947
Youre a good dude but I aint if that chicken was cold that face is getting SLAPPED

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>>3786949
Wouldn't you realize she's not the one at that point in time and that she doesn't even care… Just go your separate ways peacefully.

 â„–3786953[Quote]

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>>3786950
No,ill never end relationships by myself because its a mentality of if I started it its my burden to Carry even if shes bad or good,the only way I see myself separating with someone is if theyre ugly

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>>3786950
>"kids, mom and i are going to separate"
>"il still your father, and she is your mother"
>"but for the sake of peace we're going to live apart"
>"this doesnt mean that we are going to live apart from you, we are a part of you"
>"i got home one day and the chicken she was serving me was just flat out cold"
>"i was working late and felt unappreciative and i slapped her"
>"i know that this was wrong of me to do, but she also demonstrated that she just doesn't appreciate me the way she used to anymore"
>"i wish it hadn't come to this, but we're going to slowly come apart and help you understand that we still love you, but we're not living as peacefully as we should be"

my realism is too good…

 â„–3786955[Quote]

Not only slap her, maybe beat her as well

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>>3786949
i rarely have ever trusted a woman to cook anyway. i usually handle my own meal prep anyway

 â„–3786967[Quote]

>>3786954
Now look if I was in a divorce I probably wouldve left without a note

 â„–3786968[Quote]

>>3786967
Why leave without clarifying things or self reflecting?

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>>3786968
Itd ruin my aura

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 â„–3786989[Quote]

More context.

 â„–3786993[Quote]

If she was being a lazy snarky bitch, yeah.
If we had no electricity or gas, no

 â„–3786994[Quote]

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>>3786989
On under-appreciation, when two parties interact with one another, is the cup half-empty or half-full? The opinion on these things, especially under stress of daily life, can differ significantly, even spontaneously shift.

A more stoic man wouldn't care and would either ask for reheating or reheat it himself.

 â„–3786996[Quote]

>>3786994
amerimutt reply

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>>3786994
Also the quote you gave leans more to my request for context, because it suggests mercy.

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>>3787005
Sometimes, a woman, in her mind, thinking herself wiser, tests her man. A man who fails to see this test, is not as wise as he thinks he is also.

 â„–3787012[Quote]

>>3787008
>t 120 IQ Asian women
If she doesn't respect me fully, she's not my wife

 â„–3787015[Quote]

>>3786989
So you come home from work right and then youre tired you like dress in home clothes and then after all that you eat your rice with (whatever sauce you americans top rice with) and chicken,but the chicken is UNDER seasoned and COLD,you wouldnt know why

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>>3786854 (OP)
No

 â„–3787024[Quote]

>>3787015
Well i usually just won't question why it's like dat

 â„–3787026[Quote]

>>3787012
respect, is important to a relationship, that is fair… but… are people as they are now the final drafts of themselves, with all the time they still have to self improve… ???

 â„–3787030[Quote]

>>3787026
We're just lazy

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>>3787032
A lot of people im speaking for right here!

 â„–3787036[Quote]

>>3787015
Is she eating with me? Are my kids eating with me? Is it hot/cold in my house? Did my wife not make eye contact with me? Did she greet me when I got home? Did she kiss me? Hug me? There's a lot of context that could be added.
>>3787026
Is she respects me, she loves me, and trusts me. There are no (((tests))) shed ever want or need to do.

 â„–3787037[Quote]

>>3787034
How about a magic trick?

 â„–3787039[Quote]

>>3787036
yet you are not perfect and neither is she, but so long as both are humble to each other, there will be peace

 â„–3787046[Quote]

>>3787036
Your kids are.. lets say in their rooms
Your house is warm because its summer (current time)
Your wife did make eye contact with you but didnt kiss or hug you,just said welcome back

 â„–3787051[Quote]

>>3787039
Agreed
>>3787046
And she's eating with me?

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>>3787039
Though the man is the head of the household. Period.

 â„–3787057[Quote]

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>>3787051
She brought you food,imagine picrel except yer keeds aren't present

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>>3787004
>and you have no hand
is this real? i thought if you had no hand you lost?

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>>3787056
A man is supposed to be upright, masculine as much as he is moral, and such a man, having innate wisdom, would reverse test her and try to ascertain first, why the chicken is cold, did he forget something? And on…

 â„–3787062[Quote]

>>3787057
Oh, so its like way past dinner basically? Has something like this happened before? What's my wife like? Clutzy? Forgetful, maybe?

 â„–3787063[Quote]

>>3787060
it's real, no hand is just an insult, standard is both players have 4000 HP, sometimes 2000, sometimes 8000, or w/e they agree on and stack their decks accordingly.

 â„–3787068[Quote]

>>3787061
And such things happen in less than a second.

 â„–3787071[Quote]

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>>3787062
Your wife is slightly bratty due to your nice treatment but mostly humble

 â„–3787072[Quote]

>>3787071
>Bratty
Hell nah

 â„–3787073[Quote]

>>3787068
spontaneity shows shortcomings

 â„–3787075[Quote]

>>3787071
Immediate RKO

 â„–3787076[Quote]

>>3787072
So you wouldnt?

 â„–3787078[Quote]

>>3787076
A slaps to nice for a brat.

 â„–3787086[Quote]

Shed get the RAWDOG. Then, shed desperately need to reheat my dinner.

 â„–3787087[Quote]

>>3787078
Well thats respectable

 â„–3787097[Quote]

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>>3787063
how can you end up with no hand though? i havent played alot of yugioh but what kind of scenario would have you end up there?

 â„–3787108[Quote]

>>3787097
it's usually end-game, stacking card effects that send cards from hand and field to graveyard, and since the ultimate obedient fiend is a high star monster, it needs that many stars in sacrifices, also if u have a lesser monster, it would be sent as sacrifice attack against a slightly stronger enemy monster to die, then this could work



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