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Reading for dummies
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Geronimo stilton
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I won't
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>>3780255Experts recommend about 8 ounces of seafood per week to help maintain memory and reduce cognitive decline.
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>>3780259use grams nigger
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KOSOMK
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>>3780261Imperial new world order
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Notes from Underground
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>>3780268Because I did recommend you and you forgot… Stop silencing tunisian voices…
>>3780271good idea
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>>3780279It's ok, just read Lotr and goon to Galadriel
>>3780282that's not fiction o algo
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Till We Have Faces by C.S. Lewis
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>>3780288>that's not fiction o algoI realize, but it's the one book I remember you recommending me.
>LotrWith all due respect to Christbros, I'm still a culturally sedevacantist agnostic Daoist btw if that matters, my impression of most internet Tolkien fans make me want to avoid his work.
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Captain underpants
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>>3780298>my impression of most internet Tolkien fans make me want to avoid his work.You have no idea how hard it is to ignore them
They're almost made me regret buying the book
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Once a upon a time, there was a fag named Poopy. Poopy wasn't like other fags. For Poopy was strong, brave and he loved to fuck around with big black men. He had a dream to one day meet up with the biggest, blackest cock out there! So, he set on his journey to find this legendary beast. After days of travelling, he finally stumbled into a dark jungle village. As he walked through the village, he noticed many people were wearing necklaces with strange symbols on them. Poopy asked one of the locals what these symbols meant. "These are the marks of those who have fucked our mightiest warrior," the man replied. The young fag's eyes lit up as he heard this news. He asked if he could meet this legendary man and the local nodded his head in approval. Poopy was lead to a hut at the edge of the village where he met the biggest, blackest man he'd ever seen! "I am the warrior that has claimed these marks," said the giant man with a booming voice. "My name is Tyrone and I am here to fulfill your dreams, young fag!" Poopy couldn't believe his ears! He was about to live out his fantasies with the biggest, blackest cock in existence! With excitement building up inside of him, he fell to his knees before this titanic man and began worshiping his mighty phallus. Tyrone could see the sheer passion Poopy had for his race and so he allowed himself to be pleased by the boy's expert sucking skills. After a while, Poopy moved on to kiss and lick every inch of this magnificent specimen. Finally, when Tyrone couldn't take anymore foreplay, he grabbed Poopy's head and slammed his face down onto his cock! The fag cried out in pain but also excitement as he finally felt what it was like to be used by the greatest, blackest man alive. For hours on end, Tyrone pumped his fat cock into Poopy's slutty hole before allowing him to suck and lick up all of his juices. As day turned to night and back again, the two men spent their time indulging in each other's desire. Eventually, however, it was time for Poopy to leave and return home where he would forever remember his journey to fuck the biggest, blackest cock in existence!
The End.
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Dost/soy/evsky has good books. Notes from the Underground is a good book to start.
>>3780298>sedevacantist agnostic DaoistNigga just typing shit. Also what's wrong with Tolkien fans? I've only seen the Lotr movies but I could read the books.
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>>3780319I wish it was just the clittycels…
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>>3780342soylennial cuck fags or trad bbc xitter bros
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>>3780354No, he's a librarian.
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>>3780346Right. I mean I am a ChriSStBRQ myself but I have to admit that those tradcath xitter bros are cringe.
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>>3780354I've seen you post an infographic that pointed out Murray Rothbard was Jooish. What did you think it meant to be a Rothbardian?
>>3780342I'm philosophically Daoist among others things and I'm spiritually agnostic while culturally sedevacantist. This is not a larp. Most Tolkien fans I've encountered were brappy performative tradcaths who use the everything app.
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>>3780359I doubt they even read it
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>>3780363I have no idea what you are talking about but I was just joking really, I don't even really care honestly. One time I got into an argument on this website about Christianity with some pagan nigga and it was the biggest waste of time ever.
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The old man and the sea by Ernest Hemingway is a good place to start
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Ts not good.
What of stories do you like reading?
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>>3780235 (OP)Reverend Insanity
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>>3780562GET OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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>>3780554Well.
Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy (there are 4 other books after this one)
Eldest (2 others)
These two are more adult, the next two I read when I was younger, but both are very good from what I remember.
The amulet of Samarkand (the bartimus trilogy)
Fablehaven (1 of 5)
If you don't really want to read fantasy, my father has read nearly all of Clive cussler, I haven't gotten around to reading them, but they are on my bookshelf, the ones he's given to me. Also, here's something that might peak your interest for Clive's books. Often people who write stories like Clive's are writing real events that are classified/top secret. They write these stories so new spies and officers (military) can learn from real events without having to give out secrets. And considering the amount of books Clive has written, I don't doubt this is the case with his books.
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>>3780649Clive cusslers books have something like 5 different characters, but each book can be read standalone.
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>>3780649>>3780663Did you read anything from Gene Wolfe? I want to buy either wizard king or botns but I don't want to commit to something I would find uninteresting later
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>>3780668I've heard the name, but I haven't read any. You can probably find pdf's online of the books
>>3780682>the illuminatas trilogyThough this is classified as a 'satirical science fiction', the people he was writing the story for, 100% believe the things inside. The other suggestions seem to political esk and serious. I personally have to be sucked into the story itself for me to actually read. Anything that is old (anything pre 60s really) English can be hard to just sit there and read, but listening to it in audio form is effective. Its how I've "read" 100s of books over the past 6 years.
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>>3780717And MANY are literally just free on YouTube. Like ALL of sherlock Holmes in on yt.
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>>3780235 (OP)blood meridan and brave new world are the perfect novels for chan culture
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>>3780727Welcome to reddit.com
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>>3780730you fuckers literally do everyday the same shit as the people in brave new world.
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>>3780728Ah well that's perfect then. All you need is a grove of some kind. Most people will read for about an hour before bed.
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>>3780741Not me though, I'm speciap