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July 18th marks the Dies Alliensis on the Roman Calendar. It is a day when the Romans coped and seethed about one of their most embarrassing losses, the Battle of the Allia. It was a battle between the strong and competent Gauls vs the weak and stupid Romans, where the Gauls utterly crushed the inferior Romans. The Romans tried defending against the invaders with a phalanx, a retarded military formation invented by senile Greeks(brown people). The Tall and Handsome Celts simply charged straight through their formation and caused the Romans to retreat and disband. This left the city of Rome unprotected, and the Gauls were the first people in history to sack the city, beating the Germanics to the punch by more than 800 years. The Roman losers had had enough of their city being looted and offered the Gauls a ransom if they were to cease their pillaging. The Gauls generously agreed, even though they had no reason to and could have just kept razing the city until all its valuables had been seized. The Romans were to pay the Gauls a certain weight in gold, and to assure the Gauls were paid what they were promised, there was a scale with a set of measuring stones on one end. The Romans were to put enough Gold on the other end so that each side was to be equal in weight, a reasonable system, right? Well, according to the hooked-nosed Romans, this method was very unreasonable. They kvetched and cried that the Gauls were using extra heavy weights so that the Romans had to pay more than they agreed upon(an obvious lie). The leader of the Gallic army, Brennus, pulled off what can only be described as an epic gamer moment and threw his own Klaudios onto his side of the scale, then proclaimed "Vae victis", Woe to the conquered! After the mercy the Celts showed to the Italians, those short hairy manlets deserved to be treated like shit after attempting to pull off such a sleazy scheme. None of the other enemies of the Roman Republic could have pulled off such a feat, not the Etruscans, not the Greeks, not the Seleucids, not the Anatolians, not even the Carthaginians. Only the Gauls could cause such embitterment that the Romans marked an entire day on their calendar so that every year they could cry about how badly they got owned!

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>But today is July 20th, why did you not make this thread on July 18th?
Because I am dumb and thought the Dies Alliensis was on July 20th. I do not know why I thought this, but I did. I found this out yesterday. Fortunately, July 20th is the start of the Ludi Victoriae Caesaris on the Roman calendar. This was an 11-day festival created by Julius Caesar himself. The Romans were to engage in circus games, watch chariot races, and attend theatre to honor the military victories of Julius Caesar and the goddess Victoria. So I also made this comic to express my feelings about the man who destroyed the greatest government ever to exist. Res publica sine fine!

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Dont disrespect the roman empire you filthy…

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Thanks for watching the Kings and Generals video I shared a few hours ago to the fullest to be memey but do you really have to be so harsh always or is it just memes?

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>>3772947
I am not harsh, I am fair

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We own you blvd

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>>3772962
>We
>Argentina
lol
Lmao even

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Draw fidough and delcatty cutely

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>>3772967
Even doe im mediterranean

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>>3772972
Not even Spain will vouch for you

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>>3772975
Nigga all my ancestors come from europe, also what do you mean by vouch

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grow up nigger
>le pokemon agrees with ME!!!

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>>3772978
Must not

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GUYS LOOK AT THIS POKEMON AGREEING WITH ME!!!!

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>>3772983
It comes to a point that i cant hate you and you just became funny somehow, its weird

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>>3772986
village idiot

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>>3772942
Delcatty would not be pro senate.

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>390 BBC

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Another Gem

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>>3772997
>Gallic Delcatty would not disguise herself as a Roman Senator to assassinate the man who conquered her fatherland

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>>3772999
This is considered comedy gold in Poland

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>>3773018
Meds. Fidoughs and delcatties are comedy gold in poland.

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>>3773015
>gallic delcatty is leaky at the fact that rome pantied and sissifed all of gaul

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>>3773054
>Rome spreads sissification culture wherever they spread to
Proof the Roman Empire was brown

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>>3773058
Delcatty worse than brown you're mutt

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>>3773058
By that i mean that we conquered gaul my nigga

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>>3773062
We white mutts are giga doe

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>>3773062
No it is impossible for any Pokemon to be a mutt
When a Pokemon mates with another race, the offspring are always the race of the mother, thus every Delcatty is 100% Delcatty.

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>>3773063
You might have meant that, but your brown soul told us the ugly truth instead.

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>>3773068
Gem πŸ§ΏπŸ’Ž

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>>3773068
>muslim married an animal
MUSLIMNIGGERS

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>>3773072
Brown soul?
Nigga i have spanish, italian, french, scottish and english ancestry

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>>3773076
Tell me your joking please

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>>3773078
Why do you not believe me nigga

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>>3773076
Don't care you're still a mutt

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>>3773075
Pokemon are not animals
See there is a normal crab next to this Pokemon

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>>3773081
White mutt*
Big diference, also im a mutt but not that mutted because i still match a phenotype

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>>3773076
>Spanish
>Italian
>C'hallaoued
Can it get anymore brown?

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>>>3773078 (You)
>Why do you not believe me nigga

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>>3773083
>bro the fictional character that looks like an animal (and its design is inspired in animals) isnt an animal
This is like when loliniggers say that the kid is actually 100000000000000 years old

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>>3773087
>saar meds arent white saar

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>>3773015
How am I supposed to know this delcatty is Gallic?

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>>3773101
Her disguise must be really good

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>>3773099
>If we are brown it's because of the sun sar!

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>We own you blvd
<

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>>3773118
If we are brown it's because of the sun sar!

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>>3773119
We created western civilization nugermanicsoi

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>>>3773119 (You)
>We created western civilization nugermanicsoi

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>>3773137
>not a single Westerner had a civilization before the Roman Empire
Copius Maximus

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>>3773141
The greeks are mediterraneans gigaretard

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>>3773142
>not a single westerner had a civilization before the Gayreeks

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I'm superior bc i made big buildings 1st o algo

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>>3773144
>Yes, Ancient Greece is widely considered the cradle of Western civilization
Pay attention to history class next time delclitty

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>>>3773144
>>Yes, Ancient Greece is widely considered the cradle of Western civilization
>Pay attention to history class next time delclitty

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And Hammurabi/Mesopotamia + Akkadia did it before Rome & Greece, does that make them better than medshits?

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>>3773160
Retard western values were born in greece, civilization existed before, but our civilization was created in greece

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>>3773153
>Pay attention in propaganda class
They teach that the Holocaust is real there, class is not how you learn.

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>>3773166
The holocaust isnt real nigga but the arqueologic evidence and historic evidence proves that the greeks were the creators of western civilization, hell the british were living like heya hoya tribes before the romans

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>>3773164
>the west didn't exist before greece & laws didn't exist before hammurabi
>if you disagree with me you're retarded
medshits… I-

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>>3773166
Greece kinda is doe, a lot of the fundamental philosophy and ideas stem from them.

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>>3773177
Nusoi i meant that european civilization began in greece, other types of civilizations already existed but the best one was created in greece

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>>3773181
>Nusoi i meant that european civilization began in greece
>Ignore the bronze age & cultural remnants that were from before & don't question the vibrant celtic & germanic traditions, you're just a bigoted nordicist if you do
Medshits…

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>>3773186
Nigger you lived in tribes

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>>3773187
naked tribesmen that utterly decimated your empire and byzantium hired as a personal guard

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>>3773186
Bronze Age and Mesopotamia were the beginnings of civilization but Greek philosophy was the beginning of our values.

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>>3773191
You manage to do that after 2000 years, congrats!

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Delcatty dna

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>>3773193
holy normpilled opinion

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>>3773200
Cant see it

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>>3773169
The Greeks aren't even the oldest civilization in Europe
Regardless, the idea that the Greeks just gave everyone else civilization is retarded, societies around Europe generally kept pace or with their neighbors in increasing complexity or atleast relatively close to. There is no "Civilization started here and spread to everywhere else, which had no semblance of any kind of civilization" idea in reality.

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>>3773202
I don't have original toss sadly

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>>3773194
>did it after 2,000 years
holy cope
you know what they did after 1,000 years? Took over the empire and made it last twice as long (three times as long if you count Prussia)

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>>3773200
>Thank you for this information, I will be sure to inform the Queen immediately!

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>>3773205
Nigga western civilization started in greece and the other civilizations learnt from them

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>>3773210
So you're saying that the germanics wanted to larp as roman?

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>>3773212
The earliest forms of writing in Europe come from the balkans. The Greeks aren't even the first civilization in Greece!

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Make Shitaly a ghost state that runs only on tourism and as the shithole of Europe.

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>>3773222
Nusoi having writing first doent mean inventing western values

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>>3773216
Larp? No
But they did make it better.

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>>3773227
^ It'll take him a second to realize the irony of this statement

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>>3773229
>small area of northern europe
>italy and southern france are in there

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>>3773226
Wait a minute… IT ALREADY IS GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>3773238
^ retard that ignored picrel 1
geg

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>>3773201
Sorry I don't believe the Fino Korean hyper war didn't give us the ideas of how humans govern themselves.

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>>3773324
civilization has existed since the mesolithic & the neolithic
you don't need to carve words onto a tablet saying "we governed ourself and this is proof", there are other markers of what dictates a civilization is

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you really are just a normpilled tranny retard baiter with no genuine opinions to hold onto, aren't you

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>>3773328
Delcatty have a diverse genepool

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>>3773337
>Being 1/4 Magyar makes you a person of color
Not like this…

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>>3773328
You're just a big fat mutt
Mother ra.ped by many

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>>3773347
>Anyone from Bro-C'hall calling me a mutt

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Shitlam lost keep the cope also
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>>3773351
I dont speak nigger babble

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>>3773340
he is pretty swarthy you know, that delfatty fellow

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>>3773353
Chimping out

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>>3773334
>What did Greece do for us?
<Uses English, a descendent of Latin which is a decent from Greece.
<Lives in a democracy, a democracy that uses Greek symbolism.
<Most likely believes in western philosophers.
<Learned about the works of Pythagoras and Hippocrates in school.
<Im assuming believes the Roman's has some impact on western civilization (guess who they took after culturally).
<Likes western art.

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>>3773364
>English is descended from Latin
>Latin is descended from Greek
Biggest misuse of the word "descended" ever

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>>3773364
><Uses English, a descendent of Latin which is a decent from Greece.
Latin as a language is not at all descended from Greek, Latin as a language came from the Proto-Italo-Celtic branch of Proto European, which came from the Corded Ware Cultures of North-Central Europe among the Unetice Culture/Tumulus Cultures. Greek itself descended from "Yamnaya" in the balkans which were their red haired doric forefathers and is connected to Armenian & Albanian moreso than it is to Italic.
<Lives in a democracy, a democracy that uses Greek symbolism.
I can give you that much, but that it is moreso the fact that the Free-Masons in English High culture were hellenophiles that valued the wisdom of the Greek philosophers more than us being directly descended from these cultures.
<Most likely believes in western philosophers.
<Im assuming believes the Roman's has some impact on western civilization (guess who they took after culturally).
<Likes western art.
All of these facets have more in common with Renaissance HRE culture than they do with traditional Greek City-State culture & Early Roman Imperial culture. Non-Sequitor (Ironic, as it's Latin that these words come from and not Greek)
<Learned about the works of Pythagoras and Hippocrates in school.
The foremost mathematicians of ancient Greece… taught at a grade school level.
Goes to show you how much farther ahead we are.

nigger arguments

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>>3773369
Related would be a better word, they came from the same pot and Latin took words from Greek but they do use different structures and different alphabets.

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>>3773376
English is more related to Wymysorys than it is to Latin.

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>>3773381
English isn't Latin but to my understanding a good 25% of English words have Latin roots.

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>>3773328
Ononononono this nigga said that the home of his ancestors was britain while he is 20% anglo geeeeeeeeeg

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>>3773385
>About 60% of all English words are derived from Latin. Roughly 29% comes directly from Latin, while another 29% comes via Old French (which itself evolved from Latin)

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>>3773385
>>3773395
neither of these people understand the norman invasions and the franco-oilification of the english jurisdictional language btw

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>>3773396
You still use latin worlds in english, it doesnt matter if it is because of the normans invations

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>>3773399
Norman*

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>>3773393
It is just an estimation, you cannot have a truly accurate report of your ancestry without whole genome sequencing, I think Ancestry.com has a bias towards Anglo DNA.
I am part Anglo but I am also part Welsh and Ulster Scot. My Great Grandfather was born in Wales.

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>>3773401
Patrilineal* Great Grandfather I forgot to add.

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>>3773401
>>3773403
I do not have the screenshot, but according to G25, I most closely resemble the Britons during the time of the Roman Empire out of any other population that lived during that time.

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>>3773396
Why can't multiple things be important?

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>>>3773328
>Ononononono this nigga said that the home of his ancestors was britain while he is 20% anglo geeeeeeeeeg

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>>3773401
I think they give you your raw genetic data and you can use that to make your own estimates, you should do that

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>>3773417
Yes I know but the DNA sample itself is not your whole genome, it is like 0.1% of your genome. So it is not going to 100% accurate and is why I have multiple G25 cords because I have multiple Raw DNA files on my computer.

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>DNA testing.
Just hand everything over to the glowniggers atp.

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>>3773401
>>3773403
>>3773406
>>3773417
Don't listen to him he's just being silly
He's a standard heritage white american with a slight pull to balkan iron age & baltic iron age due to the slavic admixture in hungarians
therefore, he has a pull towards poland & lithuania as compared to people form Zeeland Holland

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>>3773427
I sent my spit straight to Bibi, he'll give me the best ancestry analysis.

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>>3773427
Of course, anything to help them incarcerate more niggers.

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>>3773436
we know its you tom pearl

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>>3773478
Schizophrenia

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>tranny thread

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>>3773520
Page 2?!?!?
Back to page 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>3773527
>roman humiliation thread
Iran cucked
Iraq cucked
Afghanistan cucked
Saudi Arabia milked
Qatar milked
The list goes on and on
Rome lives on

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>>3773534
Why do you think I care about this brown countries?

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>>3773538
Those*

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>>3773538
Muhammad was brown, do you hate the "prophet"?

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>>3773542
he was a white dwarf

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>>3773542
i got to find that specific hadith where it's a guy shit talking mohammads appearance calling him a dwarf, but apparently mohammad also prostrates himself before dwarves upon seeing them.

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>>3774483
oh wow sunnah.com is changing the wording of abi dawud to "muhammadan" or companion because too many people found it funny that mohammad was called a fat dwarf in the original, you can still find it in older prints and websites, where a man, sees mohammad, and calls him a fat dwarf
Sunan Abu Dawood 4749
https://hamariweb.com/islam/hadith/sunan-abu-dawood-4749/

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