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I, Lenin-chan, greatest JOBBER of the 20th century humbly kneel to:

Kolchak-sama, greatest man in russia and my master.

Denikin-sama, my true love and other master.

Wrangel-sama, who I shall never be stronger than.

Yudenich-sama, who my daddy warned me about.

Makhno-sama, who easily manhangled me and my forces.

Pilsudski-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.

Skoropadskyi-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I had to retreat from ukraine.

Mannerheim-sama, whose incomparably forceful pushes crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear Denikin-sama's children anymore like I wished to.

Dmowski-sama, whose week-long breeding sessions gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from Pilsudski-sama can't compare.

Stalin-sama, who is literally me but better in every way and is not a complete BITCH like me.

Solzhenitsyn-sama, who brutalized and humiliated me live on xxxvideos.com for the whole world to see.

Marx-sama, for he will FUCK ME UP once he finds out I distorted his ideology (God I hope so…)


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