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Atheists won, quality > quantity

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You dont believe this

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Wasn't there a episode entirely about religion or the afterlife?

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>>3770194
Mort: Ragnarick
Plot
Jerry is in a white void, only for a golden light to appear in front of him as his Nana comes to greet him. However, Jerry's Pop Pop is not around, apparently getting annoyed by something that is going on. It turns out to be another of Rick's experiments, which involved Jerry momentarily dying and entering the afterlife so he can find a way to find a source of infinite energy. Of course, this proves to be a problem as Rick is so against religion, he cannot enter a traditional heaven like Jerry could. Rick manages to find an alternate way to enter the afterlife.

Rick and Morty head to Norway and set up a bunker for the former's plan. Rick plans to enter Valhalla and set up an energy relay there so he can tap into the infinite energy for himself. And to make sure he dies a warrior's death, Rick has captured Bigfoot in a Pokeball, knowing that the latter will be enraged enough to kill him on sight. Sure enough, Bigfoot murders Rick in a brutal fashion, sending Rick's soul to Valhalla. Once there, Rick is killed again by Vikings, only to be reborn in a tavern. Once Rick gets a layout of how the system works, he goes to a blacksmith's warehouse and knocks out the worker so he can get the materials

Back on Earth, Morty sees Bigfoot bury Rick's body and prays for forgiveness. Believing that Bigfoot isn't a brute, Morty tries to comfort hin, only to get killed himself and enter Valhalla unwillingly. The Vikings and Morty see what Rick did to the blacksmith, and the group confronts Rick. Rick tries to pass himself as Odin, but Morty's presence ruins the charade. After Rick kills the Vikings, he scolds Morty for letting Bigfoot fool him and has his grandson get to work getting the energy relay set up as they are pressed for time.

With neither Rick or Morty around, Bigfoot attacks Rick's spare body that was supposed to be used after the energy relay network was built. However, a failsafe in the Operation Phoenix protocol activates, causing the spare body to jump out and act on survival instincts by running away. Bigfoot chases the Rick Clone into the city, only for him to get tranquilized by the police. Afterwards. two men in black suits come to take Bigfoot away, claiming that they work for the "man from upstairs".

Bigfoot is taken to the Vatican as the Pope express interest in using the former to kill all of his enemies. To make sure Bigfoot follows his commands, the Pope reveals that they captured the Rick Clone and offers the latter to the former as his prize.

In Valhalla, Rick and Morty try to work on building the relay while fighting against the Vikings simultaneously, as the former refuses to leave without getting his infinite energy. For the rest of the day, Morty uses every gadget Rick has to keep the Vikings away from the relay long enough for Rick to finish the relay. When Morty express concern about leaving the relay alone, Rick reveals he thought ahead. Rick and Morty destroy the tavern and trap the Vikings in a pit from the wreckage, telling them to stay away from the relay unless they want to be trapped in the pit forever.

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Meanwhile, the Pope has Bigfoot kill several members of the Pope's enemies, using the Rick Clone as the makeshift "carrot and stick" to do so. After Bigfoot receives a wrist device to communicate properly, he asks the Pope to give him what he wants.

Rick and Morty leave Valhalla and go into new bodies, only to see that someone has hacked into the Earth side of the energy relay. Suddenly, Bigfoot storms into the garage and attacks Rick and Morty. Through Morty's urging, Rick apologizes to Bigfoot for bullying him for thinking he was stupid, but he brings up that while he used Bigfoot to kill him to enter Valhalla, the Pope has been using the latter to kill all of his enemies. Bigfoot realizes that the Pope was using him as a pawn and agrees to help Rick and Morty stop the Pope, with Rick upgrading his wrist device so he can speak without typing.

Bigfoot takes Rick and Morty to the Vatican, managing to storm their way to the Pope. However, the Pope reveals that he has tapped into Rick's infinite energy and kills the trio, sending them back to Valhalla due to bein connected to the relay. The trio return to the relay and manage to get back to Earth, though Bigfoot ends up in a Summer Clone due to Rick's assessment of her being the third most likely to die in the family. Then, Rick sets up Operation Phoenix to be a vending machine like rotation as he feels they will die countless times.

Sure enough, the trio die again, though when they return to Earth, Bigfoot gets his own human body thanks to Rick. They try again multiple times and go through multiple deaths, all getting themselves nowhere in stopping the Pope. In one attempt, they have Bigfoot's monster friends come to help them, but they all get killed. Realizing that this will go on forever, Rick tells Bigfoot to bring his friends to the relay as he and Morty go back to the Vikings. Rick admits he isn't Odin and gets the Vikings riled up by insulting their mothers, and he, Morty, and Bigfoot leave for Earth while the monsters handle the Vikings. When the trio return to the Vatican, the Pope tries to kill them again, but something happens to cause him to lose his infinite energy. This was Rick's plan all along, have the Vikings destroy the energy relay from Valhalla and cut the Pope off from the infinite energy. With the Pope powerless, Rick captures the latter in a Poke Ball.

With the adventure over, Rick and Morty send Bigfoot into the woods to live his life, even though the latter argues he can live a normal life due to having a normal body.

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Yes. Thats the one.

Check mate, Atheists (???)



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