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Is ts tuff

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is that napoleon?

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Actual historical mumaaa moment

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i want to generate videos like this i wonder what ai they use

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>>3767829
He's Arthur Wellesley. Known for buck breaking napoleon.

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>>3767966
thats cool ive never heard of him but if he smoke napoleon hes gotta be one of the biggest badasses ever. what the hell happened to the french?

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Weak

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Niggers get assraped by Napoleon Gigaparte for 17 (!!!) years in a row, then defeat him once and try to make a chinktok edit out of it geeeeeeg.
That vid reeks of third worlder energy, only muslims and pajeets cope that way.

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>>3767968
Nigga they teach about him in school. I live on another continent in another civilization and they teach us about it. The napoleonic wars are vital to understand the 19th century.

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>>3767995
honestly we never learned anything about Napoleon when i was in school. and i was actually in an advanced world history class. one of the few classes i actually paid attention in because i like history but i had to learn about Napoleon from movies and my own research. glad i was kicked out, i love AMERICA but its schooling is dogshit.

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brimstone

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they completely gloss over him they jump from Alexander to Caesar to Caesar to Khan to Hitler. its really stupid. the only thing i ever actually heard about him was apparently total bullshit and that the 3 reichs were supposedly Alexander the great, then Napoleon, then Hitler…

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>>3768006
> the 3 reichs were supposedly Alexander the great, then Napoleon, then Hitler
Niggas just typing shit

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>>3768017
thats literally what a teacher, a supposed academic professional, told me. AMERICAN public education is a scam.

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Napoleon was THE greatest general and conqueror in history btw.

>Genghis Khan

The chink was lucky to get the most OP units imaginable for fighting in open grasslands, and just zerg rushed a bunch of illiterate sheep herders to create his "empire" that probably had the lowest population density of any state in history.

>Gaius Iulius Caesar

Conquering Gaul was pretty cool but it's nothing compared to Napoleon's or Alexander's conquests. Doe I gotta admit that him seizing power in Rome was pure aura moment that was only ever surpassed by Napoleon's return from exile.

>Alexander the Great

NOW we're talking. His conquest of Persia was really good, S tier shit. But he died too quickly and only fought one empire.

>Napoleon Gigaparte

My dude arose from nothing and became a general in revolutionary France where the economy, the government and the military were in shambles, and he spent the next 15 years (!!!) buckbreaking the most powerful countries in the world one after another. Then suffered one defeat that was caused purely by a logistical collapse and wouldn't have happened otherwise. Then returned and did the biggest aura farming moment in history that will never be matched by anyone ever again I can guarantee you that: they sent an actual ARMY just to intercept one man and his ship crew, and he just straight up told them "shoot me or join me" and the ENTIRE ARMY entered his command and marched on Paris with him. If someone wrote that scene for a movie script or a book people would say that the main character is a Mary Sue and that the scene is unrealistic and stupid.

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>>3768001
Ok bro i'll tell you about him
The last battle napoleon ever fought was the battle of waterloo, in wich he lost, arthur wellesley was the british general in that battle, because of his win, he is now known as the duke of wellington

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>>3768036
The duke of wellington was also the general in the spanish campaign, one of the most important fronts in the napoleonic wars

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>>3768006
My dislike of Alexander comes from his siege on Tyre and how once he took the city, he crucified 2000 of the inhabitants.

This brutal mass crucifixion-along with the enslavement of approximately 30,000 women and children, was surely why God cursed him to die young.

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>>3768027
wait what about augustus ceasar? although i guess he wasnt as badass of a "conqueror" he did run his empire better than pretty much anyone on the list. napoleon was just a gangster. also no need to leave out George Washington the king of all retards. bro gave no shits and went up against the strongest empire on the planet at the time with 0 fucking concern for anything else other than kicking ass and taking names.

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>>3768027
Fuck off with the genghis khan slander

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>>3768027
Reddit turn of phrase

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>>3768027
lil zigga crying about genghis geeeeg you are 10% mongolian

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>>3767968
You know hik more as the Duke of Wellington

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>>3768275
i never knew him at all until just now

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>>3768275
I swear i thought i put a "you may" there it happens alot oanlho

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>>3768277
Oh well you're probably not dat interested in history o algo

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>>3768287
i enjoy learning about it if someone has something interesting to say like this. i dont necessarily study it aside from theological stuff.



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