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You were all lied to about baptism. You need to be baptized daily.
So when you go to take a shower you must stand in your nakedness unashamed like the pre-fall Adam and say:
"BEHOLD, the baptism of the Christ!"
Then you may enter to take a shower.
This is a ritual to symbolize being washed in the blood of the lamb and the remission of sins. Especially after you just flushed all of those filthy sinners down the shitter at the Great White Throne. You're still covered in the filthy stink of sin. That is why you need to be baptized every time you take a shit and jack off. Don't forget to say:
"BEHOLD, the baptism of the Christ!"
Very important.


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