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It cost me $69 to fill my 2-row SUV with 87 octane.

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What if it was 67 and i replied with the giga holding a 6 and 7

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You own an SUV? You must be loaded

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roder4

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it cost me a 69 to fill up some chick in a suburban once

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>>3305787
That would be funny, but instead it was the sex number and I'm pissed about it kind of.
>>3305790
It's a 21 yo vehicle.

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>>3305800
bow chicka bow wow

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>>3305800
What's the make

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You have a Lexus right

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its definitely an escalade but its before GMC made all their vehicles basically undrivable while marketing them in every country music song ever

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Why do you own a SUV?

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>>3305805
>>3305806
Lexus RX, Mr. JIDF Mossad CIA MI5.

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>>3305826
Adding this to my datamine folder. I know your state and your major btw.

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Lexus is nice doe

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>>3305826
man Lexus is like the gayest luxury car

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>>3305819
Cargo space and I thought about sleeping in the cargo area with my seats folded down at one point. I'd dress and shower at a cheap gym like Planet Fitness o algo.

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>>3305839
We are not friends.

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>>3305842
holy shit are you me?

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>>3305839
Lexus is Toyota for the bourgois (keyed)

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>>3305847
Not unless you apologize.

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>>3305853
toyota is already badass enough

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>>3305859
Yes but it's not as fancy as Lexus

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>>3305855
for what?

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>>3305860
lexus is a nintendo switch 2 but toyota is a nintendo switch

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>>3305861
For dissing my wheels.

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>>3305865
meds toyota is a pc and lexus is the steam deck (oh my soy)

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>>3305860
Lexuses are also even more reliable than Toyotas and parts aren't that much more expensive unless you get a flagship model like an LS or LS. They also just ride very comfortably.

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>>3305886
something something survivor's bias
stats say lexuses are more reliable because toyota owners are batshit insane and treat their cars like monster trucks
albeit lexus is very comfy

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>>3305842
Okay… I could forgive you for that. At least it's not a fricking pick-up truck

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>>3305870
i used to own a peugot. i didnt know other people in america knew they existed

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>>3305876
I don't like Luke Smith that much (sorry Minnorth), but he once described Lexuses as the linux of cars. It's fairly accurate for models from the '90s and 2000s.

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>>3305876
i would nerd punch you so hard if we were in middle school

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"that time i got reincarnated as zeno"
The moment I opened my eyes, there was… nothing.
No sky.
No ground.
No universe.
Just an endless white void.
"…Oh."
I raised my hand.
Reality shattered.
Not metaphorically-literally. Entire galaxies blinked in and out of existence like broken pixels.
"Wait… did I just-"
A voice echoed across infinity.
"Interesting."
I turned.
Something was there.
Not a person. Not a god.
A concept.
A being made of collapsing timelines and unfinished possibilities.
"I am Omniscience," it said. "And you… are an anomaly."
I blinked.
"Bro I just got here."
With a casual thought, I erased a cluster of universes behind him.
Silence.
Even Omniscience paused.
"…You erased Layer 3 existence by accident."
"Layer what?"
The void trembled.
Cracks spread across reality itself.
From those cracks, other entities began to emerge-
Beings stronger than gods, older than time, rulers of forgotten multiverses.
One of them laughed.
"So this is the new Zeno?"
Another stepped forward.
"No… this one is different."
I tilted my head.
Different?
I focused.
Everything froze.
Even them.
Even time.
Even Omniscience.
"…oh."
I smiled.
"I think I'm stronger than I'm supposed to be."
And that's when the real problem appeared.
A hand reached out from outside the multiverse.
Not inside reality.
Not above it.
Outside the entire narrative.
And it grabbed me.

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>>3305896
Peugeot is the only decent french car brand that I know (and they're not that great tbh)
>>3305907
I deserve it.

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>>3305896
They're French and from my favorite region in France no less (France-Comte). Plus older Peugeots just look really nice.

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>>3305921
*Franche-Comte

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>>3305921
i thought they were russian geg. either way solid cars for sure

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>>3305921
iirc peugeot 205 was an extremely durable car, my uncle had one that kept working perfectly for 20 something years (until my aunt burned it down)

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>>3305940
i think 205 was the model i had. looks like a honda civic hatchback right?

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>>3305977
No it's very old and it looks like a shoebox

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>>3305977
you're probably thinking of the 206



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