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What if it was 67 and i replied with the giga holding a 6 and 7
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You own an SUV? You must be loaded
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roder4
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it cost me a 69 to fill up some chick in a suburban once
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>>3305787That would be funny, but instead it was the sex number and I'm pissed about it kind of.
>>3305790It's a 21 yo vehicle.
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>>3305800bow chicka bow wow
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You have a Lexus right
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its definitely an escalade but its before GMC made all their vehicles basically undrivable while marketing them in every country music song ever
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Why do you own a SUV?
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Lexus is nice doe
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>>3305826man Lexus is like the gayest luxury car
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>>3305842holy shit are you me?
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>>3305839Lexus is Toyota for the bourgois (keyed)
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>>3305853toyota is already badass enough
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>>3305859Yes but it's not as fancy as Lexus
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>>3305860lexus is a nintendo switch 2 but toyota is a nintendo switch
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>>3305865meds toyota is a pc and lexus is the steam deck (oh my soy)
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>>3305886something something survivor's bias
stats say lexuses are more reliable because toyota owners are batshit insane and treat their cars like monster trucks
albeit lexus is very comfy
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>>3305842Okay… I could forgive you for that. At least it's not a fricking pick-up truck
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>>3305870i used to own a peugot. i didnt know other people in america knew they existed
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>>3305876i would nerd punch you so hard if we were in middle school
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"that time i got reincarnated as zeno"
The moment I opened my eyes, there was… nothing.
No sky.
No ground.
No universe.
Just an endless white void.
"…Oh."
I raised my hand.
Reality shattered.
Not metaphorically-literally. Entire galaxies blinked in and out of existence like broken pixels.
"Wait… did I just-"
A voice echoed across infinity.
"Interesting."
I turned.
Something was there.
Not a person. Not a god.
A concept.
A being made of collapsing timelines and unfinished possibilities.
"I am Omniscience," it said. "And you… are an anomaly."
I blinked.
"Bro I just got here."
With a casual thought, I erased a cluster of universes behind him.
Silence.
Even Omniscience paused.
"…You erased Layer 3 existence by accident."
"Layer what?"
The void trembled.
Cracks spread across reality itself.
From those cracks, other entities began to emerge-
Beings stronger than gods, older than time, rulers of forgotten multiverses.
One of them laughed.
"So this is the new Zeno?"
Another stepped forward.
"No… this one is different."
I tilted my head.
Different?
I focused.
Everything froze.
Even them.
Even time.
Even Omniscience.
"…oh."
I smiled.
"I think I'm stronger than I'm supposed to be."
And that's when the real problem appeared.
A hand reached out from outside the multiverse.
Not inside reality.
Not above it.
Outside the entire narrative.
And it grabbed me.
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>>3305896Peugeot is the only decent french car brand that I know (and they're not that great tbh)
>>3305907I deserve it.
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>>3305921i thought they were russian geg. either way solid cars for sure
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>>3305921iirc peugeot 205 was an extremely durable car, my uncle had one that kept working perfectly for 20 something years (until my aunt burned it down)
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>>3305940i think 205 was the model i had. looks like a honda civic hatchback right?
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>>3305977No it's very old and it looks like a shoebox
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>>3305977you're probably thinking of the 206