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Boomers used to goon to porn on VHS and still could breed

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Porn of today is much worse

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boomers lived in countries that weren't brown
They were baby boomers
Their countries became brown in their lifetime
Having lots and lots and lots of kids =/= helping keep your country white

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>>3304475
wholesome

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"that time i got reincarnated as zeno"
The moment I opened my eyes, there was… nothing.
No sky.
No ground.
No universe.
Just an endless white void.
"…Oh."
I raised my hand.
Reality shattered.
Not metaphorically-literally. Entire galaxies blinked in and out of existence like broken pixels.
"Wait… did I just-"
A voice echoed across infinity.
"Interesting."
I turned.
Something was there.
Not a person. Not a god.
A concept.
A being made of collapsing timelines and unfinished possibilities.
"I am Omniscience," it said. "And you… are an anomaly."
I blinked.
"Bro I just got here."
With a casual thought, I erased a cluster of universes behind him.
Silence.
Even Omniscience paused.
"…You erased Layer 3 existence by accident."
"Layer what?"
The void trembled.
Cracks spread across reality itself.
From those cracks, other entities began to emerge-
Beings stronger than gods, older than time, rulers of forgotten multiverses.
One of them laughed.
"So this is the new Zeno?"
Another stepped forward.
"No… this one is different."
I tilted my head.
Different?
I focused.
Everything froze.
Even them.
Even time.
Even Omniscience.
"…oh."
I smiled.
"I think I'm stronger than I'm supposed to be."
And that's when the real problem appeared.
A hand reached out from outside the multiverse.
Not inside reality.
Not above it.
Outside the entire narrative.
And it grabbed me.

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a friend of mines dad used to work at a porn store with jack off booths. all the guys in the jack off booths had families and homes and careers.

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>>3304479
>Jackoff booths

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Or it was just beggining of the end

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Well, that shit always existed in some form, it's just that today everyone can easily see it



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