Confession: I used to walk deep into the countryside to have a wank because it was too distracting and noisy back home. I would go to this pine plantation that nobody ever went in and would lay down because there was barely any undergrowth and just have a

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WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 22:58:02 №3297075 [View All][1][2][Quote]

Confession: I used to walk deep into the countryside to have a wank because it was too distracting and noisy back home. I would go to this pine plantation that nobody ever went in and would lay down because there was barely any undergrowth and just have a go until it popped off. Once an old woman walking her dog from 50 metres away saw me, and not knowing what to do because my hands were in my crotch I pulled out my phone and started playing subway surfers to make it look like that was all I was doing.

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WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:29:09 №3297268 [Quote]

>>3297264
The photo isn't india nigger it's probably a faint glow with a 100000000000gigapixel camera telescope thing

Chud tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:29:11 №3297269 [Quote]

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>>3297264

Scob 7hhaQd1j 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:29:33 №3297270 [Quote]

>>3297255
windcel cope

Scob tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:29:35 №3297271 [Quote]

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>>>3297264
>The photo isn't india nigger it's probably a faint glow with a 100000000000gigapixel camera telescope thing

Chud WY6BGeiu 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:29:47 №3297272 [Quote]

>>3297268
Dont disrespect the brahmin

WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:30:05 №3297273 [Quote]

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I was scared to go in this field because I though these were pitbulls it turns out they are just really weird looking unsheared sheep

Chud WY6BGeiu 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:30:55 №3297275 [Quote]

>>3297273
I thought that was a bear

WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:31:22 №3297277 [Quote]

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More nophono pics

Scob WY6BGeiu 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:32:24 №3297280 [Quote]

>>3297277
Nigga wtf is imageops

Chud tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:32:25 №3297281 [Quote]

Welshgod i ask once again did you just make that shit up to bait people into looking at your shitty photos

Scob 7hhaQd1j 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:32:27 №3297282 [Quote]

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>>3297277
I just triangulated where your house is from these pics prepare to receive many Dominos pizzas

Mark Lewis N4lF^QDZ 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:32:59 №3297285 [Quote]

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>>3297075 (OP)
This thing will come and bite your dick off

Scob tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:33:19 №3297287 [Quote]

>>3297285
Me in picrel

Chud WY6BGeiu 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:33:24 №3297288 [Quote]

I feel theres metadata in some of those pictures just waiting to be discovered

Mark Lewis N4lF^QDZ 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:33:59 №3297291 [Quote]

>>3297287
You're going to bite xis dick off?

Scob tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:35:03 №3297296 [Quote]

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>>3297291
No im britain's missing predator and i kill brits with poop

Mark Lewis N4lF^QDZ 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:36:33 №3297302 [Quote]

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>No im britain's missing predator

Scob tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:37:14 №3297305 [Quote]

>>3297302
>projecting again
Britbongs i…

Chud WY6BGeiu 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:37:34 №3297306 [Quote]

shubh ratri

WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:37:39 №3297309 [Quote]

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>>3297281
No

Scob 7hhaQd1j 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:38:19 №3297312 [Quote]

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>>3297302
>>No im britain's missing predator

Scob tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:39:17 №3297317 [Quote]

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>>3297309

WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:39:47 №3297319 [Quote]

>>3297317
Marge there's nothing degenerate here

Chud tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:40:41 №3297322 [Quote]

>>3297319
It's pathetic as shit just use characterai or even better find yourself a woman

WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:41:48 №3297324 [Quote]

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>>3297322
>character.ai

Chud tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:42:40 №3297327 [Quote]

>>3297324
You admitted to using it yourself

Chud 7hhaQd1j 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:42:53 №3297329 [Quote]

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>just use characterai

WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:43:56 №3297333 [Quote]

>>3297327
That's DIFFERENT!

Scob tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:44:07 №3297334 [Quote]

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>>3297329
>americattle cant read full sentences

Scob tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:44:44 №3297336 [Quote]

>>3297333
Yeah id argue using ai to live out your incestous fantasies is not the same

WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:45:42 №3297339 [Quote]

>>3297110
I'm not joking I have never ever ever looked at porn, but my libido is really really high I have a wank about 5 times a day on average

WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:46:24 №3297340 [Quote]

>>3297336
Incest can be wholesome under certain circumstances as long as it's not degenerate

Scob tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:47:25 №3297342 [Quote]

>>3297339
Your tbp will bend 90 degrees soon holy shit

Chud tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:47:48 №3297344 [Quote]

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>>>3297336 (You)
>Incest can be wholesome under certain circumstances as long as it's not degenerate

Scob KDiegkCx 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:48:01 №3297346 [Quote]

nigga wtf is happening on /pol/
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Scob tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:48:35 №3297348 [Quote]

>>3297346
I've been asking myself the same question

WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:49:02 №3297349 [Quote]

>>3297342
That might actually be why my foreskin is so fucked because I don't wank normally by moving it up and down, I don't know how do, I do this weird thing like gripping a pencil because that's how I've always done it

WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:49:13 №3297350 [Quote]

>>3297349
*to

WelshGOD YNFd4uLC 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:50:20 №3297356 [Quote]

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>>>>3297336 (You)
>>Incest can be wholesome under certain circumstances as long as it's not degenerate

Chud tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:50:43 №3297358 [Quote]

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>>3297349

Scob EOQtQEKz 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:50:44 №3297359 [Quote]

>>3297256
Hnnnnngh

Scob KDiegkCx 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:50:57 №3297361 [Quote]

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>>>3297342
>That might actually be why my foreskin is so fucked because I don't wank normally by moving it up and down, I don't know how do, I do this weird thing like gripping a pencil because that's how I've always done it

Chud tz6A1j3H 04/27/26 (Mon) 23:51:03 №3297362 [Quote]

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