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I can survive as a high-inhib high functioning autist in one of the most hyperextroverted countries in the world. I'd be just fine
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Probably forge some papers to say you're adrian o algo
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by dodging every bullet and holding my breath while in the gas chamber.
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By walking backwards while the Nazis lead us to the gas chamber so that they don't see me escaping (yes, this is a real story)
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Oh no! I'll have to go to the Auschwitz swimming pool every day and watch the weekly plays in the theater! The horror!
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You know what, they don't even have kosher food there. I have to find a way out. I'll run away during the night, then get adopted by a pack of wolves and live with them in the Polish wilderness until the end of the war (real holobunga survivor testimony btw)
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escape to switzerland o algo
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>>3265100isn't this the story of how turks got created?
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>>3265087Are whites really this dumb to fall for that?
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>>3265059 (OP)Go to Sweden
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Go to UK ofc
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In the gas chamber i would hold my breath and then i would walk backwards, careful to not fall into the pit of bears or the electrified indoor pool. Then i would need to avoid being tempted by the deadly masturbation machine. After that, all that's left is to walk backwards out of the camp via the gate, and to never look at the irresistible shine of the coins glued to the bottom of the outdoor pool. If i saw them i would be attracted to them, i would drown trying to peel them off the pool bottom.
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>>3265242It sounds unbelievable but it really happened!
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Cut off my nose and dye my hair blonde