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/ASS/: ASSIMILATION GENERAL
In this thread we talk about Jews converting to Apostolic Christianity and Sunni Islam. Realize that you can break all the rules anyway as long as you do it in private. The point of nonracist religions is the make intertribal encounters less chaotic in the *public sphere*. Last but not least, make sure you marry a goy, and don't teach your kid anything about the old ways.
>Apostolic Christianity
Basically is Monotheist Vedism.
Downsides: Sex-Negativity, Not allowed to be angry or hate people, Have to stare at other people's depiction of what they think the creator of the universe looks like.
>Sunni Islam
Basically is Nazbol Judaism.
Downsides: Wine is now contraband. You will have to debate Maliki Fiqh if you want to refuse to mutillate your son's genitals or have a pet dog in your house. Women will say "That religion is bigoted towards women" and then you will have to give a pretentious speech about Decolonization to convince her you're not a chud.
>Why not Shia Islam
Because then you're not abandoning the idea that people have magic bloodlines. The core issue with your existing PR is that you believe in magic bloodlines. Shia Muslims believe in magic bloodlines, which doesn't help you at all.
>Why not Protestantism
Because in practice Protestantism is just Noahidism. Saying "I'm no longer a Jew, I just worship Jews" doesn't help your PR retard although it is funny to imagine you trying to explain that to people
>Why not Paganism / Dharmism
Because these groups are either small, closed-off, or both, which means you'll likely be seen as an intruder and then not accomplish anything in the long run anyway
>Okay cool thanks for the good ideas now how do I announce this
Your relatives don't have to hear a single word. The other practitioners don't have to hear a single word from you either, just talk to the patriarchal leaders in a polite indoor voice after their speech is over. They'll tell you what to do next.