/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

American culture is centered around Brits. They have holidays for Brits. They killed hundreds of thousands of Germans to defend Brits. They listen to British music. They elect British descendants as their presidents. They dress and act like Brits. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Brits. They post sassy gifs of British actors. They watch sportsball invented by Brits. They cheer for British boxer Tyson Fury and watch British teams like Liverpool, Chelsea and Man City. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honour of great British men like George Washington and Thomas Paine. They use the English language. When you say "Floyd" they're not thinking of the great American boxer Floyd Mayweather or great American civil rights leader George Floyd. They're thinking of 70s British rock band Pink Floyd. Their cities are completely overrun with Brits. They worship their ZOGbot global police force of soldiers that protect British interests. Their men sit around watching Peaky Blinders while their women sit around watching Harry Potter and fantasizing about British dick. They worship Brits like Henry Cavill and Ed Sheeran and David Bowie and the late John Lennon while also worshipping the Brits who actually built their country before the Americans took over. Their movies are filled with Brits and their music charts are topped by Brits. They watch British porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about Big British Cocks instead. They will tell you how much they hate the British and how the teaboo meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love Brits but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of Brit loving cuckolds.