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Let's conceive a mind experiment.
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You are in an empty room, except for a bucket in the middle. There is also a door that leads to outside of the room. You can leave the room at any time. There is nothing stopping you from leaving the room. If you leave the room, you will get 10$. However, you can take another route, and poop in the bucket. Pooping in the bucket is not prohibited; but it's not encouraged, either. There is nothing in the room that hints you towards pooping in the bucket. There i nothing drawing your attention towards the bucket. If you poop in the bucket, nothing will change. If you poop and then leave the room, you will get 9$ right now and 1$ a day later. Your poop will haunt you in your dreams, but only a little. However, there is also an elephant in the room. It's invisible. It eats poop. If you don't poop in the bucket and leave the room, it will be very indifferent towards your actions, because it already ate poop. However, if you poop in the floor, instead of a bucket, elephant will question your etiquette.
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Will you piss on the elephant for 8 dollars?
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Poop in my hand and throw it at the elephant while yelling "LAAAARP"
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As an honorer of Lord Vishnu I will rape the Elephant. What will I get?
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>>3208902your response is interesting
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>>3208913Will that birdi thing from don't starve also be there? Because I'll rape it too
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>>3208927It's based and vishnupilled
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>>3208925>>3208909you will get side glances from the citizens of animal kingdom. You will also get a secret achievement that will make you unable to poop for the rest of your death.
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>>3208909Baroobkek…
What is this?
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if i pee on the elephant and leave i get 18$?
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>>3208942you will get a random amount betwen -142 dollars and 5 rupees
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>>3208933Can I just have a surgery to let out the poop every time my intestines are full or something?
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Get eaten by the elephant and shit inside his stomach
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>>3208944just when you think you found a loophole
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>>3208952Garfield…
its too vorepilled…
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>>3208947my friend had to do that after a car accident for like 3 months. i think he contemplated suicide every day
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>>3208952how are you gunna find his invisible stomach dumbass
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>>3208955> immediately thinking about coreAussiecux…
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>>3208959Geez. Must cause a bank to do it everytime too
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>>3208966that's what It is doe
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>>3208961Idk I didn't read the post
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>>3208953the poop will revolt. the poop will seek revenge
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>>3208971well dont bother because no matter what youre mot getting 18$ apparently
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>>3208973If the poops die do niggers die too?
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>>3208966ew im not a brapnigger furfag
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>>3208981You said you love Alunya on terraria doe
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>>3208987i literally NEVER SAID THAT I WAS LEAKING ABOUT ALUNYA YOU RETARD
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>>3208987did he mean romanian alunya or spanish alunya?
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>>3208995No I'm talking about the cat girl
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>>3208994Admit you love alunya chuddy
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>>3209006kill yourself
id rather die than be another troonslop spamming simp faggot
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>>3209003the one with or without a penis?
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>>3209017holy shit what a homo geeeeeeeg
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>>3209011I'm sorry :(
I just think she's cute…
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>>3209025Don't judge me I'll cry :(
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Rerail this thread back niggers
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>>3209032has saying that ever worked?
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>>3209039No but he's easily swayed so maybe
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>>3209047??????
meds
my mind is fort nox
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>>3209050Wow…
I guess you hate me then…
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>>3209050the elephant poops in your mind. It's invisible so it can easily get past your fort defenses. It poops and than eats it's own poop. Fame on you
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>>3209062Based and pooppilled
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>>3209062Does this mean that I can rape the Elephant?
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>>3209062i would pick up my poop and throw it at him regardless
while saying LAAAAARPS
>>3209067AHHHH YOU UNZIPPED ME
ITS ALL COMING BACK!!
ITS ALL COMING BACK I HATE YOU
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>>3209072you do you. But you will be put in jail for mental zoophilia molestement
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>>3209072Indonesian excellence
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>>3209075Wow…
I see how it is…
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>>3209072Based and Islampilled
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>>3209088Geg that episode is really funny
I like the part where Charlie pulls out the doves
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>>3209085>>3209082I did say that I hypothetical honorerr w
Vishnu of would this do
>>3209081Well there aren't any surveillance inside that room probably
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Or was it a pigeon?
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>>3209092im not easily swayed groomerpedo
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>>3209098I guess our friendship is over then…
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>>3209106Chills bro…. Chills….
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>>3209109stoipw hat
wha aare you stuopping
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>>3209115Being obsessed o algo asi
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>>3209117marge
who obsessed
obsessed with who
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>>3209119STOP YOU ARE MAKING MY CLITTY LEAK
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>>3209127STUPID NIGGER GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEG
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>>3209130being obsessed is giga actually
>>3209127marge
are you mocking me?
i dont say that
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>>3209136Idk what I'm saying I'm sorry :(
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>>3209138cant tell if youre trying to manipulate me or not
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>>3209145Nvm just forget it
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>>3209145From my perspective it's actually (you) scots. Since Garfield acts like more like a caca
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>>3209148>>3209145I pronounce you an australian and wife
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>>3209152I am not a woman. I was never a woman. And I will never be a woman m.
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>>3209150kys im not a groomer
hes older than me by a few months probably
>>3209152russian excellence
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>>3209158Give me your exact date of birth
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>>3209155>>3209158maybe the room is a metaphor. For life. And the elephant is just a ghost of our past mischiefs. The elephant is (You) from an alternate universe where everyone is an invisible elephant. The room is empty. The bucket is just your second personality.
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>>3209158If you really think that then I suppose I am the one here that might seem like a groomer since I am probably a little older than you two
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>>3209167holy datamine
im 18
>>3209176OYYYY REPORTED
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>>3209195That's not a month
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Does the elephant drink piss?
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>>3209205You are obsessed
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>>3209213it's offensive to it's culture
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>>3209260Meds made by Jews
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>>3209281stop taking those meds
Become gigapilled
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>>3209172Then us getting cash is a metaphor on how we would do anything for money. Include besmirch our selves
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>>3209292cash is just woter from our subcosniousnesses
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>>3209295>>3209331Reported. Quote won.
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>>3209286I'm gonna do this
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>>3209345>>3209340>>3209331>>3209295Can you stop ruining my poopy threaderino with your undisguised fetishes
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>>3209130Get out. We don't cotton to freaks.
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>>3209358dont include me in the repppey bro i dont support that.
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>>3209047a tactical genius on the battlefield if I've ever seen one. i salute you
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>>3209359well really it depends on the kind of freak. rick james doesnt get enough credit for his stance on this
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>>3209414Oh yeah? I don"t polycotton to coping tropes, even my own.
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>>3209431heh, so fixated on being on being friends
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>>3209434I killed him hard. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice"
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>>3209434Later, chompsky honk.
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>>3209451Look at him, not understanding our esoteric rigamarole
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>>3209486not gunna lie im just a huge fan of rick james
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>>3209497nusoi… watch xavier NOW