For all intents and purposesI am a normal manBut in between my manly legsthere hides a sloppy clamA hairy wet punani, a taco made of hamMade of roast beef, he loves to queef and squirt lots when he canMy fishy little manpoon, he makes me very m

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Chud d1ZQHx1D 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:11:21 №3205836 [Quote]

For all intents and purposes
I am a normal man
But in between my manly legs
there hides a sloppy clam
A hairy wet punani, a taco made of ham
Made of roast beef, he loves to queef and squirt lots when he can
My fishy little manpoon, he makes me very mad
I told the doctors
"sort this out! He's making me so sad"
So then they took my arm
Cut out a square of skin
They rolled, sewed it, built it
Then stuck it right back in
My punani was sore and wet, but I felt like a male
My brand new peenie weenie, was anything but failed!
However the next week from then i felt a strange sensation
My gushing sloppy clam was not enjoying this creation
My poon was itching sore and red just like a house on fire
My frankendick was sinking, my brand new oscar meyer!
My punani needed cock so bad he swallowed up the dick
Not to mention the replacement made my punani feel sick
So the moral of the story, men, your punani comes first
Listen to your clammy boy, or your frankendick may burst.

Chud EKJYfC93 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:12:50 №3205841 [Quote]

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Welshsissies…

Chud qVrXt^Bi 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:43:57 №3206057 [Quote]

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Why do pooners bother with the disgusting frankencock just be a man with a pussy.

Scob EKJYfC93 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:44:41 №3206063 [Quote]

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>>3206057
MY EEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEES

isaac godfrey!!VGNshb8yj. JK^jPIJD 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:45:27 №3206068 [Quote]

im the average dod

Chud d1ZQHx1D 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:45:31 №3206069 [Quote]

>>3206057
Most of them don't look this bad

isaac godfrey!!VGNshb8yj. JK^jPIJD 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:46:02 №3206074 [Quote]

>>3206069
this wtf

Garfield nGEaJwGc 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:46:24 №3206076 [Quote]

>>3206069
stop defending pooners

Scob Ly!7JPo^ 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:46:33 №3206080 [Quote]

Nabbv and welshgod are both poonchuds

Garfield nGEaJwGc 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:46:38 №3206081 [Quote]

>>3206057
this shit looks like a tentacle

Scob Ly!7JPo^ 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:46:58 №3206085 [Quote]

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>>3206057

Scob EKJYfC93 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:47:08 №3206087 [Quote]

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>>>3206057
>Most of them don't look this bad

Mark Lewis qVrXt^Bi 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:47:10 №3206088 [Quote]

>>3206069
It's still a tube af flesh sewn over a pussy like wtf

Scob d1ZQHx1D 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:48:01 №3206094 [Quote]

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>>3206081
❤️ this made me think about eating the pooner penis like deep-fried squid in picrel

isaac godfrey!!VGNshb8yj. JK^jPIJD 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:48:12 №3206095 [Quote]

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>defending pooners

Garfield nGEaJwGc 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:48:32 №3206099 [Quote]

>>3206094
quote ban him now

Chud EKJYfC93 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:49:04 №3206100 [Quote]

>>3206094
Blow your head off with a shotgun

Scob d1ZQHx1D 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:49:42 №3206103 [Quote]

>>3206094
It must be like a rolled up pancake, which doesn't sound too bad considering pancakes normally come so thin so eating that much must be a treat

Garfield nGEaJwGc 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:51:17 №3206114 [Quote]

>>3206103
I really hope you kill yourself

Chud o^!ou1iE 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:51:21 №3206115 [Quote]

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>Mutilating your body beyond repair so you can larp as a gay man

Garfield nGEaJwGc 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:52:20 №3206124 [Quote]

>>3206115
giga MIGHT say this

Scob d1ZQHx1D 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:53:13 №3206128 [Quote]

>>3206124
I say this and I am a big buff grey man

Scob EKJYfC93 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:53:51 №3206130 [Quote]

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>>3206115
>>3206124
Giga would NEVER say this

Garfield nGEaJwGc 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:54:27 №3206132 [Quote]

>>3206128
we've seen your face dox you aint croski

Chud UiuiKgKF 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:56:01 №3206144 [Quote]

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Scob d1ZQHx1D 04/13/26 (Mon) 22:56:32 №3206151 [Quote]

>>3206144
Disgusting

Mark Lewis qVrXt^Bi 04/13/26 (Mon) 23:01:28 №3206192 [Quote]

>>3206144
I'd prefer to be born as a 70IQ nigger than any of these

Chud PKhsBQQJ 04/13/26 (Mon) 23:09:21 №3206233 [Quote]

>>3206144
>Ironically he's a 6'1" chad
GEEEEEEEEEG no chad would ever troon out

Scob IxU1GqbQ 04/13/26 (Mon) 23:14:39 №3206268 [Quote]

>>3206233
It's actually a well-documented phenomenon (usually xhe does it to escape from a metoo allegation or get promoted at work as a straight white guy)

Scob 9KX8lkEP 04/13/26 (Mon) 23:34:14 №3206403 [Quote]

>>3205836 (OP)
Already saw this coal on 4tran4 nigga

Chud IxU1GqbQ 04/13/26 (Mon) 23:38:09 №3206441 [Quote]

>>3206069
I have never seen any that look any better

ThatOneSpicInJapan nwbVGupA 04/14/26 (Tue) 00:26:31 №3206775 [Quote]

>>3206057
Pooners suck, that's why tomboys are infinitely superior (evendoe I've only seen tomboys in fiction)
Anybody that claims they're the same is beyond retarded

About the image
>anamaxxing
>poonscum
>theyfab
>hefab
Just speak normal english instead of this incomprehensible dialect