/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

Christians when they go to Heaven and see 1 billion beady-eyed Africans staring back at them through the Pearly Gates.
Pagans when they are carried to Valhalla and see 1 billion beady-eyed Africans staring back at them from Odin's mead hall.
Muslims when they go to Jannah and see 72 beady-eyed African virgins staring back at them from al-Firdaws.
Jews when they go to Sheol and see 1 billion beady-eyed Africans staring back at them.
Hindus when their reddit karma is too low and they're reincarnated as a beady-eyed African.
Buddhists when they are reincarnated as a beady-eyed African.
Sikhs when they are reincarnated as a beady-eyed African.