>>3194493A friendship is a sacred floater, a kemo-thera-sabe-putic bond twixt two 'N's, like cookies 'n' beans, franks 'n' cream, friends. I've never supped from the meat cup of having even one chum. But my crony-less-ness is aboot to died of loneliness-ness, for today is the day I make my first real friend.