/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
Mar 10 "Practically nothing left to target"
Mar 11: "You never like to say too early you won. We won."
Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"
Mar 25: "They gave us a present and it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money."
Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we'll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don't have to be there for NATO."
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately."
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: "Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences."
Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards."
Apr 6: "A whole civilization will die"
Apr 7: "Total and complete victory"
Apr 8: "Objectives were met"
Apr 9: "We're gonna pay Iran to let ships through."
Apr 10: NATO must send ships or else