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How to illegaly and quickly obtain a honeycrisp apple tree license? I can't wait anymore, I need juivy crunchy apples or I will perish.

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Up

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Niggers

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>>3176141
You are so fat

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Honeycrisp won

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>>3176149
As if you have ever eaten one geg

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Pink lady > honeyshit

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>>3176163
I read that usa braps have tons of honeycrisp apples for a cheap price, you should send me some and stop being a fat ban evading permabulking roidbald nigger lover

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>>3176161
I tried them, they look cute but they are not crunchy enough. I always need to hear loud crunch while eating an apple

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>>3176170
Yes they and red delicious are everywhere

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>>3176178
They probably aren't crispy because they do not grow well in Poland, the ones in the American south are crispy but not as crispy as something like honey crisp

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>>3176181
Not in Poland for (((some reason))). What is your perfect apple like

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>>3176188
I tried polish honey crisp and I still vividly remember the taste and how happy I was trying them. I love everything about honeycrisp apples, they are super firm, not mealy, juicy and crispy.

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>>3175967 (OP)
is that a real thing in Poland?
maybe it's an invasive species that will bring invasive fruit flies. so they have to check the seeds or saplings for larvae

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>>3176196
Projecting fatty, go buy some apples and stop eating so much. You need to go on a perma caloric deficit.

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Pink lady - The best apple, sour sweet large moderately crispy
Honey crisp - solid apple, very crispy, kind of bland compared to Pink Lady
Red Delicious - bad, tastes like medicine
Golden Delicious - okay but not sure why you would eat this
Granny Smith - what I eat when I feel like life has not been cruel enough to me. I only buy them because they are green.
Whatever the tiny red apples are called - Really good, can eat them quickly whenever and wherever
Envy Apple - I thought they were called this because other people would envy me for eating one, but now I know they are called this because I envy other apples while eating one. Bad.

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I just ai'd Honeycrips
Apparently you need a license to purchase the tree or seeds to grow and you have to sign a fucking license contract.
I have never fucking heard of this madness in my life.
it's like I just crawled through some portal bullshit. having a patent over a cross between two of natures variety of apples gave them a right to hold above all other men.

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>>3176210
I agree. I have never eaten envy apples. I heavily dislike mealy apples. I also dont like when the skin of an apple collapses with a pop when you press it with a finger - it's a sign of super mid apple to me

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>>3176251
>>3176251
Monsanto geg

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I got pushed into the back of a car on my motorcycle by some brown/whitish niggers. lost all my front teeth
The helmet saved my life but over years my teeth rotted out. I have partials now and can no longer eat Apples.

it's all about homemade applesauce.
I miss eating them off the tree in my backyard

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Up

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green apples VVQN



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