/pol/, how do I become christpilled?

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Scob OY5zz0HK 04/08/26 (Wed) 17:22:58 №3175693 [Quote]

/pol/, how do I become christpilled?

Chud LcJGnJhF 04/08/26 (Wed) 17:23:34 №3175700 [Quote]

By becoming my toilet slave

Ukrainian Refugee EYgGjHpY 04/08/26 (Wed) 17:23:55 №3175705 [Quote]

by deluding yourself that whatever is in the Bible makes sense

Ukrainian Refugee EYgGjHpY 04/08/26 (Wed) 17:24:24 №3175710 [Quote]

And read Dostoevsky or something

Chud VmOopgQ9 [VPN] 04/08/26 (Wed) 17:25:29 №3175721 [Quote]

Start with prayer.

Scob VmOopgQ9 [VPN] 04/08/26 (Wed) 17:25:49 №3175725 [Quote]

Ask your local priest how to pray.

Nigger tjaMaD^2 04/08/26 (Wed) 17:26:31 №3175737 [Quote]

Read the bible and follow it's teachings, go to church, pray to Jesus.

Colorjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 17:27:13 №3175746 [Quote]

Invite CHRISTPILLED African refugees to your house

Chud TgK8JZy^ 04/08/26 (Wed) 17:59:16 №3175942 [Quote]

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>>3175746
reminder there's actually a habsburg elite satanic pedophile who hates christians on here, his family were involved in numerous wars between christian nations, they love blood, he also posts as a colorjak

Lesothos top rapist RKyDe8dC 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:00:11 №3175944 [Quote]

Kill a gypsy for god

Colorjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:00:55 №3175945 [Quote]

>>3175942
Take your meds, xir

Chud TgK8JZy^ 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:01:18 №3175949 [Quote]

>>3175945
habsburgs are the definition of satanic elite, they love war, blood, and power

Chud WAz01Q1v 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:01:45 №3175954 [Quote]

>>3175693 (OP)
Wipe black people's feet clean, forgive people that want to kill you, damn stillborn babies to hell since they didn't get washed in special water which makes them evil, import thrembillion migrants.

Chud WAz01Q1v 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:02:42 №3175960 [Quote]

>>3175942
Holy shit my favourite F1 driver Zvonimir is here? That's so christpilled

Scob AcW9VtHk 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:04:28 №3175966 [Quote]

by watching the podcast

Colorjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:06:10 №3175974 [Quote]

>>3175949
Wooow guys I'm literally a habsBERG elite bro
That is actually W LARPs I'll LARP as a habsBERG

Chud TgK8JZy^ 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:06:43 №3175975 [Quote]

>>3175974
you're also fat and only like 5 feet tall

Chud TgK8JZy^ 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:07:15 №3175978 [Quote]

>>3175975
that's actualyl why he's so unrelenting, he's an angry manlet

Colorjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:07:38 №3175982 [Quote]

>>3175978
ESL + mad at the internet

Chud TgK8JZy^ 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:11:53 №3176008 [Quote]

>>3175982
i gave you plenty of chances, remember what i said about making you turn black

Chud TgK8JZy^ 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:18:58 №3176050 [Quote]

>>3175982
Didn't you notice I gave you over a week and didn't post anything related to your face? The first edits I made were just a warning, your obviously short, fat, and too proud of a royal lineage, that you have no power or authority from. You also do not hold the achievements of your ancestors in your own hands, you're just a manlet blob who thinks he's won a lottery with white skin, but are far from even decent looking or quality thinking for a white, especialyl a man.

Colorjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:19:42 №3176056 [Quote]

>>3176050
>>3176008
Wow bro shiveeeeers…..

Scob TgK8JZy^ 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:20:45 №3176063 [Quote]

>>3176056
I know Habsburgs are inbred, your small words and short sentences really capture the toilet hole of those genetic defects compounding on themselves over 1000 years.

Colorjak 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:21:30 №3176069 [Quote]

>>3176063
Just like those african christbros

Scob TgK8JZy^ 04/08/26 (Wed) 18:23:06 №3176076 [Quote]

>>3176069
Not only did royals fund the slave trade, unlike the poor white Christian farmers and artisans, the royals then shipped africans around the world. If you're Habsburg blood, then it's your fault.