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mayo is keyed
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>>3166557Mayonnaise sandwiches?
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mayoinesse fucking sucks
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>>3166575I havent eaten a homemade sandwich in forever. My mom used to make them for me to take to school as a caca. The only sandwiches I really eat lately are from Jersey Mikes
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>>3166572me but either corned beef or pastrami. no cheddar though
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>>3166579i miss the chubby filipina that made me sandwiches at the halfway house :(
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>>3166587Why were you at a halfway house?
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>>3166579I haven't tried Mike's, but I have a friend from Jersey who speaks highly of it.
>>3166581Too sharp?
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>>3166595It's way better than subway but if you are a sandwich connoisseur then you might judge it more harshly than an average joe
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>>3166588been a pretty massive fuck up my whole life. "functional alcoholic" as its called. mostly got my shit together around my late 20s when the function aspect stopped being a reality. relapsed super hard and was hospitalized over it. got offered rehab, took it, got sent to the halfway house after. now im back in society and ready to kick lifes ass!
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>>3166595its just not a sandwich cheese imo. great on a cheese plate
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>>3166603How old are you? Also you never explained why people call you a deadbeat dad when I was speaking to you last time.
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>>3166610What do you like on your burgers? Personally I like to keep it simple with sauce, cheddar and some grilled onions. Raw onions are too acidic and throw off the taste. Caramelized onions are ever better but they take a while.
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>>3166609I will never forgive Jimmy Johns for removing sprouts from their menu
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>>3166608im 31. as far as them calling me a deadbeat idk ask em. their answers will range from "anyone using imageboards while having children is a bad person" to "he beat his kids/ex wife and went to prison". truth is its just your average divorce case and im handling it.
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>>3166610its not like i wouldnt eat it if it was put in front of me, but its just not my preference. but sure if anything would be the exception a burger would definitely be it.
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do you guys like Reubens
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>>3166617Did you beat your wife? Did she cheat on you o algo?
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>>3166619That sounds so damn good I wish I had that right now
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>>3166627never beat her and to my knowledge she never cheated on me.
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>>3166633Do you just not love her anymore? Or did she initiate it? Apologies if I'm getting too personal.
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>>3166634There are very few things I would rather eat than a good Reuben
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>>3166635there was alot going on there. no i dont love her anymore. i dont exactly remember the initiation of it honestly that was 3 years ago. im just trying to be as civil as possible about it and not get screwed by the courts. had to jump thru alot of hoops but basically shes got until end of july to figure something out as far as where hes going to school and where she's going to live or im taking full custody and hes growing up in VA like i did.
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>>3166653How old is your caca?
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>>3166659have 2 actually. daughter is 13, son is 5.
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>>3166662You had your first kid at 18? Marge? Did you use protection?
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>>3166671obviously not. i didn't even know about her until she was 9 but that was just a weird circumstance. now she just randomly blames me for making her a "ginger" because shes never seen her mothers natural hair color geg
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>>3166528 (OP)they're talking about me
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>>3166697Didn't know about her until she was nine? Do you went 9 years after the fact just living your life with no knowledge? Or is this when you were struggling with alcoholism?
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>>3166701dude ive been a drunk since i was a kid. i didnt know because her mom was a friend of mine from high school that left town and came back for some holiday. i happened to have an apartment right by her moms house after graduation (shes a year or 2 older). she came over one night and we did the deed, never really came up again. years later we ran into each other again and holy shit that kid looked like me so i just joked then we actually talked about it and it was starting to get really weird so we decided to confirm it and sure enough im a proud father of a ginger with a god complex
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>>3166723>drunk absent fatherbased and niggerpilled
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>>3166728no i didnt have any concern. i was 18 and retarded
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>>3166729i dont drink anymore and ive never been absent by choice.
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>>3166739Of course, i was just breaking balls
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>>3166744can be hard to tell
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>>3166723so after that she demanded child support? I'm sorry, I'm not very familiar with how these things go.
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>>3166736I don't understand how you could finish in another women and had zero concern to what happened after. Did you fail sex ed in high school? Finding the rationale here is very difficult.
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>>3166753nah shes not concerned with it.
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>>3166760society has changed alot, when i grew up degeneracy was just promoted everywhere and i fell for it. plus like every girl ever was on birth control, probably still are idk, so it was pretty normal to just not use condoms. only true std prevention and pregnancy prevention is abstinence after all EVERYONE knows that but noone cares(d).
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>>3166769oh, I guess I misremembered
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>>3166788you might be thinking of my sons mom
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>>3166785How bad has alcohol impacted your life?
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>>3166793idk im pretty open minded.
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>>3166796Didn't it send you to a rehab doe?
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>>3166800i sent me to rehab
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>>3166802Did it help you understand that alchohol is bad or are you not really sold on that yet?
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>>3166792wait, so your two kids are from two seperate moms?
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>>3166806i was sold on that way before rehab geg but i didnt really think about changing much idk
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>>3166815yeah ive only said that about 100 times