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 â„–3150982[Quote]

i am finishing college this spring and I realized that i am a ghost of a person. i scored a 100 on the rice purity test and i have no friends.
please do not share in my fate young men

 â„–3150989[Quote]

>never masturbated

 â„–3150991[Quote]

>>3150989
Yeah I am actually pretty proud of that

 â„–3150992[Quote]

>>3150982 (OP)
Giga

 â„–3151001[Quote]

>>3150982 (OP)
Actually on second though
I am not a loser. I accomplished something most never will.

 â„–3151004[Quote]

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Frankly ive never heard of a not-asexual, not sexually active man who never ever masturbated and now im curious how you did it

 â„–3151007[Quote]

>>3151004
I pray through any issues I have.

 â„–3151010[Quote]

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not to be prideful but im a modern day puritan

 â„–3151015[Quote]

>>3151010
>>3151007
Aryan though

 â„–3151024[Quote]

>>3151015
for like a month i took up custody of the eyes and didnt look at women for a month
to this day i still mostly look at the ground when in conversation
i recommend this to anyone trying to replicate my results

 â„–3151025[Quote]

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 â„–3151028[Quote]

>Rice purity test
Uhhhh
>82
Being a degen isnt a good thing.

 â„–3151031[Quote]

>>3151025
why would i lie about skmething so pointless
modern society would consider me a total loser but its better to be a loser than die an eternal death

 â„–3151054[Quote]


 â„–3151065[Quote]

>>3151054
The only thing that made me not have the same score as you, was that ive been to a strip club before.

 â„–3151068[Quote]

>>3151065
why would you go to a strip club, 'teen?

 â„–3151069[Quote]

I got 93, down 4 because of gooning, down 2 because of 1 cigar and 1 Modelo, and 1 for pissing in a bush

 â„–3151072[Quote]

>>3151068
I like boobies. Its rather simple geg.

 â„–3151080[Quote]

>>3151072
have you tried isolating yourself from all technology for a few weeks?

 â„–3151082[Quote]

>>3151069
That last one is illegal right?

 â„–3151085[Quote]

>>3150991
You are low T

 â„–3151087[Quote]

>>3151080
Its not like I go constantly. Ive only been a couple times, and I regret it because its so fucking expensive.

 â„–3151090[Quote]

>>3151085
being low t is better than gooning

 â„–3151092[Quote]

>>3151085
okay but you act like this was easy never to do
at points I cut off all internet to my room, locked up electronics, took medicine to fall asleep

 â„–3151093[Quote]

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>>>3151085 (You)
>being low t is better than gooning

 â„–3151096[Quote]

>>3151082
Only if someone sees you, the police arent patrolling the forests looking for pissers, its normal if theres no bathroom around. A few times on road trips my family would stop on the side of the highway with only the doors to hide the poor sod who couldnt hold it in in the middle of nowhere

 â„–3151103[Quote]

>>3151093
its trve though, stop coping

 â„–3151106[Quote]

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Fuck

 â„–3151108[Quote]

>>3151106
What traps have befallen you

 â„–3151110[Quote]

Masturbaiting, masturbaiting to porn, and watching porn are separate entries on ts btw

 â„–3151116[Quote]

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>>3151108
I used to goon. Other than that I've never had any romantic encounters

 â„–3151122[Quote]

>>3151116
On the first front good things you got through that
On the second that's based
If I ever think of women I tend to try to read, sleep or even hitting your head can help

 â„–3151151[Quote]

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>getting 100 on the race purity test

 â„–3151161[Quote]

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>>getting 100 on the race purity test

 â„–3151177[Quote]

I got 88. Mostly was the drinking and police. Masturabation and pornography as well.

 â„–3151187[Quote]

>>3151087
The damage it does to your soul is very expensive yes

 â„–3151188[Quote]

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>>3151177
Not even hitler cares about this

 â„–3151189[Quote]

>>3151177
sad to hear but you can stay steady there and not get worse

 â„–3151192[Quote]

>>3151188
do you know hitler wouldn't care

 â„–3151195[Quote]

>>3151189
I hope to have sex with a wompa at least once. I doubt it. So it won't go lower but that's not willingly.

 â„–3151197[Quote]

>>3151187
Thank God that he can cleanse the soul..

 â„–3151201[Quote]

>>3151195
no sex before marriage

 â„–3151206[Quote]

>>3151201
Neither of those are ever happening to me.

 â„–3151212[Quote]

>>3151206
i recently learned my denomation has churches because a woman from an indian church of ours was upset she was in an arranged marriage to a westerner so maybe you'll end up in an arranged marriage

 â„–3151214[Quote]

>>3151212
>has churches
Has churches in India

 â„–3151266[Quote]

>94 award

 â„–3151269[Quote]

>>3151266
what traps did you fall into

 â„–3151312[Quote]

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>>>3151266 (You)
>what traps did you fall into
I have jerked off and pissed on roadside bushes. I have also been drunk and tried a cigarette once. Furthermore I have also kissed a girl on her forehead during a class trip in 7th grade only because of a truth or dare game.

 â„–3151327[Quote]

>>3151266
96, I mog

 â„–3151352[Quote]

>>3151327
Based
What mistakes did you make

 â„–3151353[Quote]


 â„–3151367[Quote]

>>3151352
masturbated, masturbated to video/photo, seen porn and urinated in public which are things 90% of people have done

 â„–3151372[Quote]

>>3151367
Never done any of those

 â„–3151374[Quote]

>>3151372
Yes you did liar

 â„–3151378[Quote]

>>3151352
gooning and taking a piss in public

 â„–3151379[Quote]

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man i hope hell is overexaggerated because im definitely going

 â„–3151387[Quote]

>>3151379
what was your score

 â„–3151388[Quote]

>>3151374
No I haven't
I was homeschooled from kindergarten onward and have avoided everyone irl since

 â„–3151392[Quote]

>>3151387
some things are better left alone

 â„–3151397[Quote]

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 â„–3151399[Quote]

>>3151392
That bad?

 â„–3151404[Quote]

>>3151392
Tell us

 â„–3151415[Quote]

>>3151404
>>3151399
i didnt take it

 â„–3151422[Quote]

>>3151415
Take it then

 â„–3151425[Quote]

>>3151415
Take it

 â„–3151443[Quote]


 â„–3151445[Quote]

I filled it out in a way that someone with foid would and it's brutal…

 â„–3151451[Quote]

>>3151443
RIP
Thats like everything but incest

 â„–3151456[Quote]

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 â„–3151459[Quote]

>>3151445
What horrid score did you get

 â„–3151460[Quote]

nophono cared about some chinks idea on what being white is

 â„–3151461[Quote]

>>3151451
and bestiality!

 â„–3151463[Quote]

>>3151456
I actually feel bad for him
A 13 is like terrible

 â„–3151466[Quote]

>>3151463
Me too but what can we do about it other than laughing

 â„–3151468[Quote]

>>3151461
Everything but beasility and incest is crazy

 â„–3151469[Quote]

>>3151463
don't worry im cured i went to rehab

 â„–3151470[Quote]

>>3151459
It would be at least sub 60. That's assuming that no kinky raisins happen.
>>3151443
What did you do?

 â„–3151473[Quote]

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 â„–3151476[Quote]

>>3151470
all i did was not rape anyone, not fuck any family members, and not fuck my dog. test is rigged



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