>be me>ameriKANG>living in the best country in the world>wake up in my mom's attic because i cant afford my own house>go downstairs to enjoy a delicious meal of 101 percent polyester infused corn syrup infradol red 40 goyflakes>finish my breakfas

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Chud o6cXgYG0 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:54:47 №3128110 [Quote]

>be me
>ameriKANG
>living in the best country in the world
>wake up in my mom's attic because i cant afford my own house
>go downstairs to enjoy a delicious meal of 101 percent polyester infused corn syrup infradol red 40 goyflakes
>finish my breakfast and open up my phone
>900 texts from my dad asking when i'll get work
>ignore him and go onto jobmarket.com
>look at job options
>there's none since chatgpt took them all over
>ok
>go outside for my morning stroll
>neighbour outside is being raped by ICE for being 0.01 percent mexican
>thank god for trvmp
>pass a horde of niggers fighting over a vape
>one of them asks me for 20 bucks
>explain that i'm unemployed by choice
>get beaten within an inch of my life
>wake up in ambulance
>kindly explain to immigrant canadian doctors that i dont have the money to afford my treatment
>get shoved out the back of the ambulance onto a 20 lane freeway
>ran over 9 consecutive times by 9 FORD trucks the size of a blue whale
>vultures begin to eat my corpse since it's the only real meat left
>they die from lead poisoning due to my veins coursing with pure unfiltered vaccine juice
just as the founding fathers intended

Chud o6cXgYG0 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:55:45 №3128115 [Quote]

inb4 self hating faggot

Scob o6cXgYG0 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:56:51 №3128119 [Quote]

why is noone reppying my bait

Chud ziLtnudg 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:57:16 №3128121 [Quote]

bumoing this bait

Scob 7gBmIHhG 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:57:26 №3128122 [Quote]

not sure if larp

Scob o6cXgYG0 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:58:09 №3128127 [Quote]

>>3128122
kys subhuman kazikstani

Chud vhbB1JzF [VPN] 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:58:37 №3128128 [Quote]

>>3128121
>>3128119
Even though it's a trvle

Chud vhbB1JzF [VPN] 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:58:47 №3128131 [Quote]

>>3128128
trvke*

Scob o6cXgYG0 03/29/26 (Sun) 18:59:45 №3128135 [Quote]

or osmething

Sovereign soUDi9l! 03/29/26 (Sun) 19:00:25 №3128137 [Quote]

>vultures begin to eat my corpse since it's the only real meat left
>they die from lead poisoning due to my veins coursing with pure unfiltered vaccine juice
This part made me geg

Scob o6cXgYG0 03/29/26 (Sun) 19:02:35 №3128146 [Quote]

>>3128137
i am glad it did

Chud o6cXgYG0 03/29/26 (Sun) 19:06:01 №3128161 [Quote]

o algo asi mexico is better

Chud K3p0vN!R 03/29/26 (Sun) 19:08:30 №3128171 [Quote]

>>3128110 (OP)
Kys self hating faggot