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 ā„–3096278[Quote]

the government thinks im laundering money, polcucks i desperately need help, what the fuck am i supposed to do.
theres no bullshit "just get a loooowyer brooooo" im in fucking Bosnia. If the police come i ROPE
Ive already tried the jesus prayer and the asoori method of moving to tungubistan

 ā„–3096294[Quote]

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If the police are corrupt you might get away by sucking them off

 ā„–3096297[Quote]

>>3096278 (OP)
buy guns from serbia o algo

 ā„–3096302[Quote]

Plant a landmine at your front door

 ā„–3096304[Quote]

you need to escape to Albania, im sorry anon.

 ā„–3096306[Quote]

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>If the police are corrupt you might get away by sucking them off

 ā„–3096308[Quote]

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…Are you laundering money? Why do they think that?

 ā„–3096312[Quote]

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I just remembered that i live in THE money laundering criminal mafia state. im going to sleep and not giving a fuck

 ā„–3096315[Quote]

>>3096312
That just means that the police and the mafia will want to kill you for moonlighting on their turf

 ā„–3096320[Quote]


 ā„–3096327[Quote]

>>3096308
>how did you get 10.000 dollars while being an unemployed retard nigger racist nazi
<i gambled all of my savings and won
Who the fuck is believing me

 ā„–3096334[Quote]

Are you laundering money doe?

 ā„–3096339[Quote]

>>3096327
give me $1000 dollars and i can be your lawyer

 ā„–3096342[Quote]

>>3096327
Idk did you use some form of gambling that is legal and has a paper trail or did you do something that does not have any evidence that you could show the police without them just arresting you for that instead?

 ā„–3096346[Quote]

I think the thing to do might be to bribe the police and invest into one of their side businesses

 ā„–3096347[Quote]

>>3096334
not really, im just doing extremely suspicious activity with money that has no apparent source
>buys 5k worth of gold bars from an anonymous seller in serbia
>buys XMR through casinos
>buys BTC directly through friends
untraceable 99% of cases
>>3096342
the casino calls the police if they sense jewish activities, the worst case for me is that i get 100$ frozen (i deposit 100$ weekly from different accounts on different IDs), but they can definitely trace it back to me if they tried

 ā„–3096350[Quote]

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>>3096347
Uhhhhh idk send it all to me I'll look after it for you until the heat cools off

 ā„–3096352[Quote]

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>>3096327
Bribe the popo and da mafia with 3mil. Use the rest to move to some african country like Turkey. Your money will be worth 3x more. Just larp as "da muzlim braadaar saar"

 ā„–3096353[Quote]

>>3096347
can you send me $5000

 ā„–3096356[Quote]

>>3096347
If police are corrupt just give them a cut, if they aren't just hide the evidence.

 ā„–3096357[Quote]

>>3096347
>buys XMR through casinos
is that even real? do bosnians really?
also unless the police are obsessed braps theres nothing really wrong with that
all the money i spend is undocumented and nophono cares

 ā„–3096362[Quote]

>>3096347
It's not illegal

 ā„–3096365[Quote]

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>If the police are corrupt you might get away by sucking them off
stop with the faggotry luxio

 ā„–3096366[Quote]

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>>3096362
something being illegal or not doesnt matter, do you think a nigger cares about the law when he mugs you for 20$?
i think ill be fine thoughbeit, i have good contacts and law enforcement is retarded

 ā„–3096367[Quote]

>>3096365
its called discussing options nusoi

 ā„–3096369[Quote]

>>3096366
Be sure to catalog your crimes on the bald men with glasses imageboard and don't clear your cache

 ā„–3096370[Quote]

I guess there's advantages to living in slavx shitholes.

 ā„–3096376[Quote]

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>>3096369
i made all of this up

 ā„–3096379[Quote]

>>3096357
0% fees with no-kyc is a very good deal, most in person sellers have a 1%-2% fee and you need to spend like an hour driving to their shithole

 ā„–3096380[Quote]

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>>3096366
Das a gemmy giga

 ā„–3096385[Quote]

>>3096278 (OP)
>Claim you get the money out a crypto gambling site
It's easy, tons of site will allow it as long was you give them a cut, they'll show fake winings and losing.
>Claims you bought crypto background in the time
You can buy a wallte that has $5000 Bitocin format double price
>Claim you bought Gold or found a treasure
The last choice? You won't like it friend but claim you have a gay onlyfans account…
But an old account and just post photo of your ass (make it private).
Don't do any of this for because it's illegal and me (I am not Asoori) studied tax cheating IN MINECRAFT.
Good luck Croatian bro..

 ā„–3096389[Quote]

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>>>3096369 (You)
>i made all of this up

 ā„–3096392[Quote]

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>>3096385
i am not the croat fyi

 ā„–3096399[Quote]

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>>>>3096369 (You)
>>i made all of this up

 ā„–3096404[Quote]

Claim you sold an old family heirloom?

 ā„–3096411[Quote]

>>3096404
could work but ideally id want the government to think im dead broke so they never think about trying to extort me, i think ill just say that i lost the seed phrase or some shit.

 ā„–3096458[Quote]

>>3096411
Uhhhh claim somebody you don't like was using you to launder their money and it was never actually in your hands and they threatened your life and they have all of it so go arrest them

 ā„–3096472[Quote]

>>3096458
honestly im fine, i dont think they will care enough to actually try arresting me. evidence is super weak, most they can do is just lock my friends gambling account which would be a good thing anyway

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>>3096472
I sincerely hope they do not shatter a glass bottle inside your anus Bosnianbro



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