Your chair can explode and shoot a metal rod up your ass btw if that matters

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Chud j5RXwdcu 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:25:51 №3089373 [Quote]

Your chair can explode and shoot a metal rod up your ass btw if that matters

Chud wXfQ3v2A 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:26:21 №3089378 [Quote]

I have a metal rod in my spine already so idgaf

Chud j5RXwdcu 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:28:15 №3089395 [Quote]

>>3089378
yes but this won't a careful surgery but a sudden explosion that would rapture your internal organs

Chud UYWnFHf9 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:30:47 №3089405 [Quote]

i can't wait for my extremely over-engineered german desk chair to do this

Chud bydhZSzk 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:30:51 №3089407 [Quote]

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>>>3089378
>yes but this won't a careful surgery but a sudden explosion that would rapture your internal organs

Chud !Tp2NFdT 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:30:57 №3089408 [Quote]

draculean

Chud wXfQ3v2A 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:32:18 №3089416 [Quote]

>>3089395
My surgery wasn't careful the jeet collapsed my lung in the process of fixing my spine

Chud nV2w3aPj 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:33:02 №3089421 [Quote]

I have a Steelcase Leap V2 with a new cylinder. I'll be fine.

Scob SpzCMKWv [VPN] 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:34:07 №3089422 [Quote]

>>3089373 (OP)
Wtf is this because of the hydraulics that lift it up? Will a pillow save my virgin anus from that?

Scob SpzCMKWv [VPN] 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:35:53 №3089433 [Quote]

>>3089416
I am planning on fixing my scoliosis too, is there anything I should watch out for? The budget is 20 grand

Chud j5RXwdcu 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:36:04 №3089435 [Quote]

>>3089422
If plastic and fabric couldn't I doubt a pillow would do the job

Scob 3iHdkvhC 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:40:47 №3089456 [Quote]

Nyah!~

Chud bydhZSzk 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:43:12 №3089470 [Quote]

>>3089456
average russissy

WelshGOD wrL6n0Zo 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:44:37 №3089476 [Quote]

I've been worrying about this for the past 3 years every single day please don't be a sign

Scob tGU28vcH 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:44:44 №3089478 [Quote]

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>Nyah!~

Nabubu out of Broom ^UgYz2Sb [VPN] 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:44:52 №3089479 [Quote]

i have a wooden chair

WelshGOD wrL6n0Zo 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:45:12 №3089481 [Quote]

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>i have a wooden chair

Scob j5RXwdcu 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:46:47 №3089491 [Quote]

>>3089476
You're fine as long as you don't buy cheap chairs

Scob DGsEEIuM 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:47:00 №3089492 [Quote]

>>3089373 (OP)
does it happen for these doe? the only other chair i sit on is a broken wooden chair with the middle part missing so i have to balance on the 2 edges

Chud XrNkaZ9Z 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:47:42 №3089494 [Quote]

Broooooottttttttt6aaaaaallloo.

Scob DGsEEIuM 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:47:47 №3089495 [Quote]

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>>3089492
forgot the pic for my first question award

WelshGOD wrL6n0Zo 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:49:13 №3089499 [Quote]

I know several Swedes, Poles, and one Montanan nigger who would probably enjoy a 32-inch metal rod rearranging their guts

Scob nV2w3aPj 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:49:51 №3089501 [Quote]

>>3089491
Yeah, it's really the dirt cheap, China special chairs where this is a concern. Even some chair from Office Depot on sale for $150 will be fine.

Scob j5RXwdcu 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:49:56 №3089503 [Quote]

>>3089499
what did l1 do to you I thought you were best buds

WelshGOD wrL6n0Zo 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:50:39 №3089506 [Quote]

>>3089503
I hate him because he larps as anglo despite being only 22% anglo and xe is slavic and larps as german and is inconsistent

Scob nV2w3aPj 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:51:05 №3089507 [Quote]

>>3089495
The main concern with those gaymer/ricing chairs is back pain. Don't get one.

Scob DGsEEIuM 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:56:24 №3089520 [Quote]

>>3089507
it was a gift from a family member doe, i didn't buy it

Scob j5RXwdcu 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:57:44 №3089523 [Quote]

>>3089520
if they got it cheap on temu you might as well throw it out now

Chud wkgnt5cq 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:57:49 №3089524 [Quote]

das aryan shemmycuck

Chud tGU28vcH 03/21/26 (Sat) 21:58:43 №3089528 [Quote]

>>3089507
are they that bad?

Scob XLyB45et 03/21/26 (Sat) 22:01:55 №3089538 [Quote]

>>3089373 (OP)
this only happened because it was a shitty old chinese chair that these kids LITERALLY THREW OUT OF A WINDOW MULTIPLE TIMES

Scob XLyB45et 03/21/26 (Sat) 22:02:31 №3089541 [Quote]

>>3089478
Big Hydraulic C

Scob g8d^CL7o [VPN] 03/21/26 (Sat) 22:03:06 №3089545 [Quote]

>>3089373 (OP)
bibisi chair

We should rape Quote to death!!M3xa4ZUB96 Txqanf0W 03/21/26 (Sat) 22:05:03 №3089555 [Quote]

>>3089528
They're not terrible per se but they're not designed with the health of your spine in mind. Regular office chairs are better designed to be sat in for hours at a time by comparison, and they USED to be cheaper until people found that out geg

Anyway, to anyone worried, if your chair has a decent steel plate on the bottom you *should* be fine. Just refrain from slamming your fat ass down on the thing or bouncing in the chair if you're really concerned, they don't exactly just explode spontaneously.