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So i saw on /news/ that there is now a soyspeak translator. Of course, as a heckin based Buddhist, My first thought was to translate the Heart Sutra:
"I-I-I heard this one time, okay? The heckin' wholesome Bhagavan was literally just vibing on Mass of Vultures Mountain in Rajagriha with a massive community of monks and bodhisattvas. It was so valid. At that time, the Bhagavan was like, totally hyperfocused on the categories of phenomena called "Profound Perception." Also, the absolute legend bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara looked at the practice of the profound perfection of wisdom and realized those five aggregates are literally empty of inherent nature. My brain is melting! Then, through the power of Buddha, the venerable Shariputra asked the Bodhisattva Mahasattva Arya Avalokiteshvara: "Umm, how should a son of the lineage train if they want to do the profound perfection of wisdom thingy?" He said that and the bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara replied to the venerable Sharadvatiputra: "Listen, Shariputra, any son or daughter of the lineage who wants to do this needs to look at it like this, correctly and repeatedly seeing those five aggregates as empty of inherent nature. It's heckin' science! Form is empty. Emptiness is form. Emptiness isn't different from form; form isn't different from emptiness. Same for feeling, discrimination, compositional factors, and consciousness-all empty.
Shariputra, literally all phenomena are emptiness; no characteristics; unproduced, unceased; stainless, not without stain; not deficient, not fulfilled. It's so over for inherent existence!
Shariputra, therefore, in emptiness there's no form, no feeling, no discrimination, no compositional factors, no consciousness; no eye, no ear, no nose, no tongue, no body, no mind; no visual form, no sound, no odor, no taste, no touch, and no phenomenon. There's no eye element and so on up to no mind element and no mental consciousness element. There's no ignorance, no extinction of ignorance, and so on up to no aging and death and no extinction of aging and death. Imagine! Similarly, there's no suffering, origination, cessation, and path; no exalted wisdom, no attainment, and also no non-attainment. It's literally nothing!
Shariputra, because there's no attainment, bodhisattvas just rely on and dwell in the perfection of wisdom, the mind without obscuration and without fear. Having completely passed beyond error, they reach the end-point of nirvana. All the buddhas in the three times also manifestly, completely awaken to unsurpassable, perfect, complete enlightenment because they rely on the perfection of wisdom. It's so wholesome!
Therefore, the mantra of the perfection of wisdom, the mantra of great knowledge, the unsurpassed mantra, the mantra equal to the unequaled, the mantra that thoroughly pacifies all suffering, should be known as truth since it's not false. The mantra of the perfection of wisdom is:
TADYATHA [OM] GATE GATE PARAGATE PARASAMGATE BODHI SVAHA
Shariputra, the bodhisattva mahasattva should train in the profound perfection of wisdom just like that."
Then the Bhagavan snapped out of his concentration and gave a heckin' shoutout to the bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara, saying: "Well said, well said, son of the lineage, it's literally like that. One should practice the profound perfection of wisdom exactly as you said; even the tathagatas are heckin' cheering!"
The Bhagavan said that, and the venerable Sharadvatiputra, the bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara, and the whole squad-gods, humans, asuras, and gandharvas-were overjoyed and gave the Bhagavan a heckin' standing ovation."
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geg that was my /news/ post first one to get featured