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I somehow have enough jewish dna to be an israeli citizen despite both of my parents being goyim. Political implications?

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how much dna thought leak your ethnic background so I can make coordinates of you

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It skipped a generation?

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Fun Science Fact #1488 :-
DNA tests are actually banned in Israel

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>>3076020
Nophono would unironicly

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>>3076027
I've heard that everywhere, is that even true?

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>>3076027
I'm not in Israel yet

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>>3076030
>The statement that DNA tests are banned in Israel is false. Genetic testing is legal in Israel but is highly regulated under the Genetic Information Law of 2000 to protect privacy and prevent discrimination.

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>>3076038
(((HHHMMMMMMMMMMMMM)))

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>>3076026
It skipped up to 4 generations, none of my grandparents were actually jewish

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>>3076013 (OP)

what. are. your. percentages.

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>>3076043
God really chooses his people

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>>3076046

*satan

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>>3076043
Are you fucking with me?

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>>3076053
Not jewish in the sense that they never interacted with jewry and didnt even know they were, my mother's mother is technically jewish despite having like 20% of the afforementioned dna

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>>3076060
Iiinnnntttrrreessssttttiinnnnggggg

Does this mean you wear the hat now orrr…..?

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>>3076076
Who knows

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>>3076013 (OP)
APPLY For IDF

I wish i could

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>>3076060

so you retained only 12.5% Jewish DNA overall?

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>>3076078
🧐 im on to you mfr. NO hat, NO curls, that shits FOR WOMEB.

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>Applying for IDF as a white crypto goyim

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>>3076084
No way you are actually trying to datamine me, i havent even said which subsection of jew i am

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>>3076080
Idf is for amerinigger mercenaries, and if i ever join i'll just pilot drones

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>piloting drones for the IDF as a crypto-goyim

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>>3076098
more like russian goy mercenary

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>CRYPTO GOYIM

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>>3076098
doubtful

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>>3076093
Subset of joo that is maybe cool and nice and stuff?

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>>3076093

send the percentages and I will make it worth your while.

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>>3076121
I'm 20% khazar jewish, not going to dox myself further

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>>3076137

umm jews aren't "khazars" chud also because you're on a vpn you're likely turkish

post percentages I know for a fact you're armenian

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>>3076168
L ragebait, take it or leave it

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>>3076184

Only a small sect of the end of the Khazarian empire converted the Judaism and they aren't Ashkenazim, Sephardim, Mizrahi, Karaites, Druze, Samaritans or Mountain Jews of the Levant.

Jews are overwhelmingly of semitic origin besides Sephards, those Greek ones (forgot their names), & Ashkenaz, which are closer to italians/cypriots genetically.

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>>3076137

therefore khazar jewish doesn't exist

If you're turkish, you're most likely "20%" Sephardic Jewish, as Sephards were expelled into the Ottoman Empire after the expulsion from Spain.

Strange how you're 20%, you said your grandma was 20% and you said "it would be as if my mothers mother was Jewish", which would only be 12.5%. This must imply you have jewish on the other side of the family.

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Post. Your. Results.

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>>3076013 (OP)
Unelss your mother is a Jewsness they won't recognize you.
Judea is a matrachiy after all.

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>>3076241

I think that's funny about Judaism

to be a jew is to have a Jewish mother and not a Jewish father otherwise you're considered a "mamzer" jew, but modern day ashkenazim/sephardim all came from italian mothers, so they're actually all mamzers.

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>>3076190
I wish I was Mizrahi

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VPN nigger is trying to argue Da Ashkenazis aren't Khazars will connecting from israel and hiding flag

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>>3076248

The khazar theory itself is literally textbook jewish misdirection into their origins so goyim can eat it up just like they eat up soybean slop, high fructose corn syrup, and red 40.

Ashkenazim modern day relatives are shitcilliniggers/maltesoids, Sephards modern day relatives are cypriots, and mizrahi are closest to the jews that came into Rome ethnically.

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also
>will connecting
you call me Jewish and you're esl



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