I wish I was a robot. I would be made out of steel. And I would go 'beep boop beep boop'... because I'm a robot.

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Chud sZmItX2Q [VPN] 03/16/26 (Mon) 15:56:57 №3058743 [Quote]

I wish I was a robot. I would be made out of steel. And I would go 'beep boop beep boop'… because I'm a robot.

Chud q5AjpnSJ [VPN] 03/16/26 (Mon) 15:58:29 №3058752 [Quote]

ah wish i wuz be a nigga n sheeit. I's 'dbe made of chickun. And i wuzda gouh 'sheeeit nigguh bix nood'… cuz is be a nigguh

2face!!B.grCUNQiw e6qrpI^! 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:02:32 №3058771 [Quote]

I wish I was a steampunk automaton. I would be made out of pipes and vintage lamps. And I would emanate steam and use valves to manipulate myself … because I'm a steampunk era robot when they had computers in the 1800s.

2face!!B.grCUNQiw e6qrpI^! 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:03:14 №3058775 [Quote]

I wish I was a plant. I would be made out of carbon fiber. And I would go ' '… because I'm a plant.

Govno eCHN1CIx 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:04:13 №3058777 [Quote]

I wish I was a jew and but i am already a jew

Scob sZmItX2Q [VPN] 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:04:50 №3058781 [Quote]

>>3058777
you are not a jew you live in bosnia and herzegovina

2face!!B.grCUNQiw e6qrpI^! 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:05:18 №3058785 [Quote]

I wish I was a ghost. I would be made out of immaterial plasma. And I would go 'booooo oooo booo booo oooo oo boooo ooo' but noone would hear me… because I'm a phantom.

Chud DBv8V3tj [VPN] 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:05:55 №3058787 [Quote]

Chud yTuEPciX 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:06:20 №3058790 [Quote]

I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who look good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a 64 Impala

Baroobkek!!Vl7TbG4MyE XvO6l1QX [VPN] 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:06:49 №3058794 [Quote]

>>3058787
The kikeing BRIMSTONE

Chud yTuEPciX 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:06:50 №3058796 [Quote]

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>>3058787
>the living tombstone

Govno eCHN1CIx 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:07:00 №3058797 [Quote]

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>>3058781
Reported for antisemitism, enjoy your vacation

Baroobkek!!Vl7TbG4MyE XvO6l1QX [VPN] 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:07:50 №3058801 [Quote]

I wish I was a saar. I would be made out of cow dung and would go "DO NOT REDEEM!"…. Because I'm a saar

2face!!B.grCUNQiw e6qrpI^! 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:08:27 №3058805 [Quote]

I wish I was a fly. I would be made out of chitin. And I would go around seeking poop to eat… because I'm but a mere insect.

2face!!B.grCUNQiw e6qrpI^! 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:10:20 №3058815 [Quote]

I wish I was a roach. I would be made out of brimstone antimatter. And I would go 'IT'S TV TVRKPILLED!!'… because I'm a tvrk.

Baroobkek!!Vl7TbG4MyE XvO6l1QX [VPN] 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:11:53 №3058823 [Quote]

>>3058787
I think I may be obsessed but I think this is a heckin allegory to dysphoria

Baroobkek!!Vl7TbG4MyE 7DwmqhW4 [VPN] 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:18:44 №3058856 [Quote]

>>3058823
Actually no maybe it's about pressure or something

2face!!B.grCUNQiw e6qrpI^! 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:20:29 №3058869 [Quote]

>>3058856
it's about robots
there is no allegory

Baroobkek!!Vl7TbG4MyE 7DwmqhW4 [VPN] 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:21:54 №3058887 [Quote]

>>3058869
Everythang has a background meaning mayne. Just hear the niggerap sequence or something

Govno eCHN1CIx 03/16/26 (Mon) 16:23:50 №3058902 [Quote]

I wish I was a F-16… I would be flying and making DNB for myself

Chud bhs0TkVq 03/16/26 (Mon) 17:01:03 №3059189 [Quote]

I wish I were a Rosenthal cup. I'd be made of fragile porcelain, but I'd be handled with care, kissed by beautiful girls all day long, and gently washed afterwards… I'd have a pretty floral pattern on my sides and I'd be regularly filled with aromatic tea.

Nabubu out of Broom 1AqXTrL3 [VPN] 03/16/26 (Mon) 17:02:39 №3059202 [Quote]

I WISH I WAS A GORILLA RAMPAGING IN A FOIDS ONLY COLLEGE AND KILLING EVERYONE

Govno eCHN1CIx 03/16/26 (Mon) 17:03:49 №3059209 [Quote]

>>3059202
This, so much fucking this…

Chud bhs0TkVq 03/16/26 (Mon) 17:09:01 №3059241 [Quote]

I wish I was a homogenous society of dykes and transvestites that hate the whites. I'd keep on bitching about "muh human rights".

Hitman00!oifIFOCE0Q 8J25gfi0 03/16/26 (Mon) 17:14:21 №3059285 [Quote]

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>I wish I can have more wishes.
<You can't have more wishes, that's against the rules!
>I WISH I COULD