>>3058493Translated into the BNWO standard for more flavor:
One thousand years from now, long long after White man don finish kpai finish, extinct total, dem go still dey tell legend about one mysterious purple drink wey be like gods own, dem dey call am "Gray Pso-Duh" dat one wey niggerkind dey enjoy for dat evergreen garden wey dem dey call Yousay.
Long long time ago, some special niggerkind dem White gods choose dem, carry dem comot go Yousay. For there, their pikin and pikin pikin dey enjoy life wey no stress at all. White gods dey dash dem free food every day, dey build free house give dem, house wey even better pass the biggest palace wey the greatest African king ever get.
But then niggerkind do the first big sin. Na dat time White gods vex, comot leave dem from Yousay. Dem abandon dem proper. And the garden wey sweet before, e begin dry up for their eye. The houses wey fine, dem begin fall down. The free food wey dey flow, e just disappear kpai.
Na so e be.