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Why do you have to tell other dudes you jerked off over the internet
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>>3053094I was really gearing up to see her this morning but last night I squirted. It made me feel less interested. But now I am interested again
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>>3053094thats aryan crodie
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>>3053098Keep your jerkong off shit to yourself if you want a decent response nobody cares
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>>3053103Brotha. Today was supposed to be the day
asked her out
>>3053101>iI
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>>3053103Instead
Jerked off last night because I had a migraine
>>3053118>iI
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>>3053101Please keep to coon slang to your side of the world nigger.
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>>3053123to tos my word croski we gonna lay up some fine shyt in da cantina wit dem waste yutes YO
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she's probably just doing her job (customer service) YWABAI(ncel)
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>>3053132No that's not the issue my friend. I'm a good looking guy. Just looking for an item under $5-10 that will spark conversation. Maybe some frangers?
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Does she have agarthan A10s
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>>30531365 cans of sprite
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and magnum condoms
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>>3053142To be honest man she has some sort of native american or Asian maybe 15%. She's got something man. I can't put my finger on it. Her eyes are below a10 but very light blue
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buy hard liquor every morning
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>buy hard liquor every morning
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>>3053145What would the sprite make her think
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>>3053178then buy a box and some magnum condoms
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>>3053182Like a 12 pack of sprite and a small box of three magnum condoms? Is that alpha?
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>>3053182> dont>3053187>II don't want her to believe I'm an alpha. I want her to know I'm actually into her and willing to have a kid with her.
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>>3053192pay a black man to attack her and then shoot him saving her. this shows that your willing to protect her demonstrating your value
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>>3053090 (OP)change the sprite for an eggplant and it'll definitely spark some conversation
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>>3053198Haha won't she think I'm gay or gonna 'throat it?
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>>3053259buy a peach and start tounging it in front of her so she knows youre straight
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>>3053261>>3053261The peach and the courgette? And lick the peach?
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>>3053279depends how autistic you are doe
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>>3053283I'm not all that autistic. Pretty normal even good looking. I'm just in too deep at this point. Its been three times I've seen her without me really saying much to her. This next time I have to go big or go home. Licking the peach out like a pussy sounds really good
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>>3053295dont lick or suck ANY fruit just build up tension and ask her out eventually
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>>3053283What am I doing with the eggplant though. Suck the tip to show her I'm bi or whatever? I know chicks dig that sort of stuff
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gently smash the eggplant against the peach simulating a sexual intercourse
don't forget to make a casual remark on how you hate fags so she gets the message right
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>>3053302An eggplant a peach a pack of frangers and a 12 pack of sprite
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condoms as well
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>>3053320Sausages and condoms
>>3053320Im trying to spend less than $10
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>>3053326arent condoms like $1
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>>3053332i didnt know she worked her shifts naked, kind of a whore thing to do
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>>3053334Thats just grok acting up again. I hadnt noticed.
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>>3053334Great now im wondering if she is a whore and if i should scrap the whole idea. I hate promiscuous women.
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Why would you date a poor woman?
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>>3053344Shes quite tan. Wee live in the desert
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>>3053343I never saw it that way. I just wanted to pump her full of babies and have someone to sleep with
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>>3053350
i never saw the original image of this before
weird
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Her hair looks blue
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insanely autistic thread
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Just ask her out
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>>3053366In real life its black
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Just ask for her number
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>>3053381How. Is it gay to ask for her ig
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I can only text iphones
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>>3053399So bro walk me through it. What would you do. Preferably step by step
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Eyes are too light
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>>3053441Appreciate that but i dont want to necessarily tell her what i do online
Anyone had any good luck with that? Obviously shes going to figure out something is up when she sees me on my phone for more than 10 hours a day laughing to myself and muttering under my breath about "fucking niggers and fags" and shit. I dont even know how to hide it anymore. That will be awkward
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>>3053470>>3053150She is something else man..
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>>>3053142
>To be honest man she has some sort of native american or Asian maybe 15%. She's got something man. I can't put my finger on it. Her eyes are below a10 but very light blue
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>>>3053142
>To be honest man she has some sort of native american or Asian maybe 15%. She's got something man. I can't put my finger on it. Her eyes are below a10 but very light blue
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You can buy her a box of chocolates or anything small but with soul
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>>3053569Brotha she works at the store. Are you suggesting i buy the chocolates from her at the register and then just hand them to her and ask for her number?
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>>3053577Maybe make talk to her for a few weeks first and go from there
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>>3053587Something like that i guess.
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>>3053360Do you live in Alice Springs?
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>>3054799No thats in bumfuck nowhere
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>>3054808It's in the desert though
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>>3053090 (OP)You should try to have a bit of small talk if you see her regularly. Start with the weather or something and let it escalate until names are exchanged in later interactions. Approaching a cashier isn't the best situation but don't hit on her outright. Also stop immediately if you sense any discomfort in her.
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aren't you married to a man
>i
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>>3055373wouldn't asking the cashier girl out be cheating? or are you in an open marriage?